SLAPvestigative Reports- The Lutzka and Burnquist Toyota cars!

[MexicanSpaniard]

^that's a good post.

[Dr. Newton 2.0]

Well I wouldn't say anything other than a Toyota or Honda is crap because thats obviously not true, but nowadays I wouldn't buy anything that isn't German or Japanese, they know what the people want.  Audi have been releasing some nice cars the last few years.  Also Newton, do you really think a Nissan Altima is the 'illest vehicle model on the road' as an 18 year old college student trying to lose your virginity?

As a 17 year old high school man who lost his virginity years ago, I am just wondering why the fuck I didn't buy it if there is something better out there on the road? With $15,000, I could have had almost anything made between 2001 and 2006 - BMWs, Mercedes, Cadillacs, and even Toyotas can all be found within that price range. The Altima is superior to them all. It is not a union-made vehicle, ensuring that hard-working, diligent workers carefully assembled it. It is not known as a car that breaks down a lot. Parts for it are not expensive. Hell, it's a four cylinder engine that gets almost 30mpg, and it can still comfortably seat six people and all their shit in the trunk, and do it at 160mph if you really want it to. The fact is, the Nissan Altima owns every other vehicle ever made.

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[MexicanSpaniard]

160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

[Dr. Newton 2.0]

160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

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160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

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My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

Just cause it's on the speedometer doesn't mean that piece o shit can do it.

[Dr. Newton 2.0]

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160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

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My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

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Just cause it's on the speedometer doesn't mean that piece o shit can do it.

Well I don't intend to fucking try it you piece of shit. I'm not some racer fag. I use this car for getting pussy, and for folding down it's seats and passing out in it's spacious trunk.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I couldn't get a 4 door g35 to 105 very easily on open highway. Besides you shouldn't look at anything but the road ahead of you after you break 110 on the real street.

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160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

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My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

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Just cause it's on the speedometer doesn't mean that piece o shit can do it.

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I use this car for getting pussy, and for folding down it's seats and passing out in it's spacious trunk.

You're such an american badass.

[snickers]

i try to stay neutral in these arguments, but just by reading what newt 2.0 has to say tells me he is a complete moron.
Newt2.0, do you have a basic knowledge of how an automobile works? reading your posts tells me you don't.
when a car say 160mph on the speedometer, that is a selling point. there is no such thing as a stock nissan altima sold in the united states that can go 160. get a few more years of real road experience and grow a brain, and maybe then you can give an informed opinion.

[Brewseph]

i try to stay neutral in these arguments, but just by reading what newt 2.0 has to say tells me he is a complete moron.

[Doctor Newton]

Dr. Virgin 2.0, you bring up "$15,000" more than that sk8since2008 account mentions Sheck or JR.  You make it sound like you will die with it being the best thing that happened to you.  I'm sorry your life is downhill from here on out.

Also, men don't go to high school.  Little boys like you do.

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160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

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My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

[close]

Just cause it's on the speedometer doesn't mean that piece o shit can do it.

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Well I don't intend to fucking try it you piece of shit. I'm not some racer fag. I use this car for getting pussy, and for folding down it's seats and passing out in it's spacious trunk.

you get pussy driving an altima? fuck man, i've been missing out!

[Upgrayedd]

only thing i know about my civic is that it goes "vroom", and when the "vroom" sound isnt made, and i know i put gas in it, i gotta give someone some money to make it make that sound again. but back on topic..... still dont like lutzka, still down with bob and his wacky sponsors.

[Bubblegum Tate]

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Toyota drivers are the worst fucking drivers on the road.

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Yeah, I'm sure they must be awful to be following in your ford muscle car that has 20,000 miles on it and has already cost you 5 grand in repairs.
If you don't buy a toyota or honda, you are a fucking idiot. I would argue that I would rather be behind a toyota or a honda, because at least that person isn't dumb enough to buy an American car.

I drive a 04 accord

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

That's really not a new idea at all. Hyundai endorsed Kerry Getz years ago and had this Kerry Getz Signature Car.

Here's a picture:

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

Looks sick as fuck, doesn't it?

[red deer.]

atleast its not a respectable company, in my opinion anyways.
i think my dad would disown me if i didnt own a chevy

[scootboard]

a 17 year old high school man.

[bumpnrun]

Get paid.  Why the hell not!

[Narcissus]

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160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

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My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

[close]

Just cause it's on the speedometer doesn't mean that piece o shit can do it.

[close]

I use this car for kidnapping pussy, and for stashing the used bodies in it's spacious trunk.

[MexicanSpaniard]

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160? I think you mean the maxima or the shitty but faster Infiniti whatever. A 17 year old is not a man in America unless he's a criminal dumbass.

[close]

My car has 160 on the speedometer. And I am a criminal.

[close]

Just cause it's on the speedometer doesn't mean that piece o shit can do it.

[close]

I use this car for kidnapping pussy, and for stashing the used bodies in it's spacious trunk.

[close]

Necrophellia doesn't count as losing your virginity.

[TheFifthColumn]

I wish Japan exported these:



Nobody in their right mind would buy one, but it would be cool to see them on the road.

[carbonite]

[ige]

My friend has a Toyota Corolla Verso and it's pretty much the best car i've ridden'.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

atleast its not a respectable company, in my opinion anyways.
i think my dad would disown me if i didnt own a chevy

YEAH FUCK RESPECTIN' SHIT THAT WORKS! PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCTS 4 LYFE!

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I can play my Ipod in my toyota with no problems.