Author Topic: Best Bears (Read 3422 times)

SR Junky · « **Reply #30 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:43:36 PM »

Quote from: bentmode on November 13, 2007, 09:12:36 PM

i dont know which joke to use.

or

the most embarassing connection ive made in my life...

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #31 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:44:24 PM »

loophole · « **Reply #32 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:07:25 AM »

Jura · « **Reply #33 on:** November 14, 2007, 07:26:10 AM »

And now for the cutest bears around, the BEAR CAT!

(no relation to a bear OR cat. but he does have a prehensile tail)

nocomply · « **Reply #34 on:** November 14, 2007, 07:29:47 AM »

I had three black bears lying down in my driveway this morning. A mom and two large cubs. It's good and bad having so many bears around. I defintly don't let my kids go outside by themselves.

ahlee · « **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2007, 08:05:26 AM »

CLICK THIS

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1789132

skatebording sucks · « **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2007, 08:39:27 AM »

Quote from: Ah Lee on November 14, 2007, 08:05:26 AM

CLICK THIS

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1789132

looks like hes hittin wonder woman from the back. but i think he might actually be scratching his back

cat · « **Reply #37 on:** November 14, 2007, 09:18:12 AM »

this one makes me lol

this one makes me sad

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #38 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:41:17 PM »

This is like what happened before I made love to Robin Fleming... although, nothing at 1:12 happened. We're a happy couple. We're not into that.

//////////// · « **Reply #39 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:45:17 PM »

dude dropped the doodoo

skatebording sucks · « **Reply #40 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:54:44 PM »

thats from this documentary called grizzly man

j0rdan · « **Reply #41 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:56:43 PM »

toonie · « **Reply #42 on:** November 14, 2007, 07:22:05 PM »

tim · « **Reply #43 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:29:46 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on November 13, 2007, 10:44:24 PM

I debated in my head about whether to comment at all here, but I decided I would.

Most of you know that I am gay, but Jesus, talk about worlds collide. With the exception of a few gay friends I have that also skate I have, for the most part, kept the "skateboarding part" of my life separate from the "gay part". That being said, I was taken aback that the two converged here on the SLAP boards.

I have met the publishers of A Bear's Life, know a couple people that write for them regularly, and I actually subscribe to the mag. Sort of a boring mag though, but wanted to support the bear community. So yeah, whereas I don't find their cover-boy attractive, the average "bear" type is what I am into for the most part.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #44 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:45:43 PM »

Two gay guys at work used to always grab my balls when I'd walk through the halls. I always thought I'd want to kill them one day. Then, one day they did it again, but instead, my friend Charlie stepped in and said for them to fuck off. He's sort of a bear, but not quite fully hairy. He was a pro wrestler at one point in his life, though. So I guess that counts as a bear.

Anyway, he grabbed one by the collar, and then pushed him. He looked at them and went, "Chris is my asian bitch!" and slapped me on the ass. They walked away. I said thanks, and then he looked at me and said, "I'm dating the skinny one. I don't like seeing him touchin' yer tiny little balls."

He hopped up on his horse and rode into the sunset.

On a more important note: Ever notice panda's have weird asses?

Knockout Ned · « **Reply #45 on:** November 16, 2007, 12:13:11 AM »

dude... these things were trippy

coreyquinn · « **Reply #46 on:** November 16, 2007, 08:45:39 AM »

Quote from: toonie on November 14, 2007, 07:22:05 PM

you beet me to it! i dont know if you guys can tell but........................i have been a fan for a while

Bipsmound · « **Reply #47 on:** November 16, 2007, 08:51:50 AM »

Quote from: Knockout Ned on November 16, 2007, 12:13:11 AM

dude... these things were trippy

Ahh, fuckin ruxpin.

That yellow fucker was fucked. Fuck the professor dude, fuck him in the butt.

max power · « **Reply #48 on:** November 16, 2007, 08:55:30 AM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on November 16, 2007, 08:51:50 AM

meatwad's dad

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #49 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:09:56 AM »

any bears that are good boxers are all good in my book

skatebording sucks · « **Reply #50 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:11:19 AM »

"ay boo boo! i got me a pic a nic basket!"

"oh yogiiiiii.but did you get condoms?"

"i thought you trusted me boo boo."

"I trust you yogi.after this meal you can eat my ass."

"yessir!"

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #51 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:44:10 AM »

pandas are actually raccoons.... so i hope a mod will delete all the pics of them in here

skatebording sucks · « **Reply #52 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:48:43 AM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on November 16, 2007, 09:44:10 AM

pandas are actually raccoons.... so i hope a mod will delete all the pics of them in here

oh boo hoo

mick swagger · « **Reply #53 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:52:33 AM »

SimonP · « **Reply #54 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:03:28 PM »

PEDOBEAR!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #55 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:15:10 PM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on November 16, 2007, 09:44:10 AM

pandas are actually raccoons.... so i hope a mod will delete all the pics of them in here

Art Hellman cleverly put 2 pictures of non-bear bears in his post. He's clever!

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #56 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:17:21 PM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on November 16, 2007, 09:44:10 AM

pandas are actually raccoons.... so i hope a mod will delete all the pics of them in here

i dont know where your getting this from, but a panda is a bear. unless you got confused with a red panda which is pretty close to a raccoon

since were talkin bout raccoons, let me share with you the raccoon dog

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #57 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:19:04 PM »

The racoons in the great outdoors made me giggle when I was little

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #58 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:19:53 PM »

speaking of rodents, I saw a squirrel in my backyard today

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #59 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:21:10 PM »

Author Topic: Best Bears (Read 3422 times)

SR Junky

brooklyn brawler

loophole

Jura

skatebording sucks

cat

brooklyn brawler

skatebording sucks

toonie

brooklyn brawler

coreyquinn

Rusty Champignon

skatebording sucks

sebastian toombs

skatebording sucks

mick swagger

SimonP

Rusty Champignon