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Title: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: devan on June 28, 2013, 02:53:46 PM
so this fucking guy im pretty sure just ollied a 23 at 4:20
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aX3yxVKsYH8#t=258s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aX3yxVKsYH8#t=258s)

didnt everyone think the record was 21?
confused.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: paraquat on June 28, 2013, 02:56:05 PM
Devin is a worse name then chad
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Post by: ice nine on June 28, 2013, 03:04:01 PM
can't see the video, jaws ollied off the top of the hubba of a 21 set, which makes u a misinformed preteen
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 28, 2013, 03:06:53 PM
Gareth Stehr Ollied 22. Not that it matters though. At that amount of stairs an 18 can be bigger than a 24, which is why stair counting is stupid.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Spike Hawke on June 28, 2013, 03:08:39 PM
Gareth Stehr Ollied 22. Not that it matters though. At that amount of stairs an 18 can be bigger than a 24, which is why stair counting is stupid.
Indeed, Macba 4 set aint a 4 set.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: witty pseudonym on June 28, 2013, 03:22:46 PM
If I cannot jump up it, there is no way I am jumping down it. 
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: devan on June 28, 2013, 03:26:05 PM
Devin is a worse name then chad
your spelling of a name that was already written out for you is worse than supergluing an orangutan ballsack to a pizza knife
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: pica on June 28, 2013, 03:27:00 PM
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so this fucking guy im pretty sure just ollied a 23 at 4:20

and not a single fuck was given.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: paraquat on June 28, 2013, 03:31:38 PM
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your spelling of a name that was already written out for you is worse than supergluing an orangutan ballsack to a pizza knife
Doesn't matter how its spelled, it's still terrible.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 28, 2013, 03:46:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/TKaxQNVfwzI (http://www.youtube.com/embed/TKaxQNVfwzI)

Jaws did I think 21 in this video. Seems longer too.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: sweat stains on June 28, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
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Devin is a worse name then chad
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your spelling of a name that was already written out for you is worse than supergluing an orangutan ballsack to a pizza knife

go back to the youtube comments dude
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: mattofallmatts on June 28, 2013, 07:09:01 PM
That shit was in a photograffiti a few issues ago. Gnar as fuck but not 'world record'. There weren't even any judges from Guiness Book there.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: newhampster on June 28, 2013, 07:18:06 PM
If I cannot jump up it, there is no way I am jumping down it. 
amen
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Post by: PaperBoiLaFlare on June 28, 2013, 07:40:28 PM
i wonder if greg myers is still in the pen
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: El_JayDude on June 28, 2013, 09:20:12 PM
I've actually been to that spot Jaws ollied and the footage doesn't do it justice, like most huge sets.  The runway is no more than 2 ft wide and you have to push with your foot behind the board. Not to mention, on the other side of that small rail up top there is a 30 ft fall into the river.  Not to mention you don't know how shallow the water is and there was a bunch of large branches and other shit that was floating below.

Long story short, not only is it huge, it's fucking dangerously sketchy.  Pretty safe to say Jaws will be the only person to ever ollie it, let alone get a trick down it.  If anybody does do a gap or stair, longer or taller, it seems irrelevant cause the consequences of this thing are gnarly.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: The Muffin Man on June 28, 2013, 10:37:13 PM
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If I cannot jump up it, there is no way I am jumping down it. 
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amen

The New York rule is essential to my skate life.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: gnidraobetaks on June 28, 2013, 11:33:21 PM
one time i built this lego stairset down my front porch and ollied it. it was a 216 stair. im pretty sure i hold the record.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: HoudiniXLogic on June 29, 2013, 09:33:49 AM
I was walking a 20 stair with my buddy once and I said something like "man, it would be sick if Levi ollie'd this thing." and my buddy goes on the explanation of how this particular 20 stair was too big (going on step length, step height) and that El toro was shorter and maybe 6 inches lower.

At those sizes, just fucking measure 1 step and multiply it.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: weedpop on June 30, 2013, 12:46:27 AM
They should start writing out stair measurements as formulas in the captions of skate photos: "Jaws ollies a 30(8"x11") in San Bernardino". The kids need to know this shit!

Gnar as fuck but not 'world record'. There weren't even any judges from Guiness Book there.

True. This won't be official until they can fly an Irishman with a labcoat out there to tap the stair set with a pencil a bunch of times.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Shamalamalon on June 30, 2013, 01:43:24 AM
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Devin is a worse name then chad
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your spelling of a name that was already written out for you is worse than supergluing an orangutan ballsack to a pizza knife
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Doesn't matter how its spelled, it's still terrible.

all devans are terrible
my name is devan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhyKdrSifCM#ws)
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: MFLUDER on June 30, 2013, 04:22:11 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_(sausage) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_(sausage))

My friends went through a stage of being pretty broke and buying a "Chub" of this and pan frying it most nights after beers. Really shit but really good and most people from Oz will weirdly need to agree. Its like someone left an old chub of this stuff under a house and it got online and couldn't spell its name
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Bliz on June 30, 2013, 10:59:39 AM
If I cannot jump up it, there is no way I am jumping down it. 

I follow this as well, my limit is a ten stair, not trying to jump down anything bigger than that unless I'm hitting the handrail
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 30, 2013, 01:14:07 PM
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If I cannot jump up it, there is no way I am jumping down it. 
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I follow this as well, my limit is a ten stair, not trying to jump down anything bigger than that unless I'm hitting the handrail
You can jump up ten stairs?! Gnarly as fuck. That's like easily 5 feet high.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: JB on June 30, 2013, 02:28:11 PM
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Devin is a worse name then chad
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your spelling of a name that was already written out for you is worse than supergluing an orangutan ballsack to a pizza knife

that was gold.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: KOOL MIKE on June 30, 2013, 03:15:34 PM
fuck the ollie record, i wanna see this dude jump up 10 stairs
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: busch on July 01, 2013, 08:20:58 AM
So kids are making "gap compilations" these days?
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 01, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
So kids are making "gap compilations" these days?

no different to a baker video
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: Spitfire4life on July 01, 2013, 12:48:31 PM
If I cannot jump up it, there is no way I am jumping down it. 
Hell yeah. Just a strait drop is hard enough, let alone stairs.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: germy rogirs on July 01, 2013, 01:22:05 PM
duidnt kosotn do a 25 once?? ???
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Post by: el chino on July 01, 2013, 11:28:52 PM
duidnt kosotn do a 25 once?? ???
i think you misspelt kosotini.
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: germy rogirs on July 02, 2013, 10:33:28 AM
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duidnt kosotn do a 25 once?? ???
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i think you misspelt kosotini.
no.. erik koston....
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 11:42:36 AM
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duidnt kosotn do a 25 once?? ???
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i think you misspelt kosotini.
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no.. erik koston....

mmm nah im pretty sure you fucked up kosotini
Title: Re: WORLD RECORD STAIRS OLLIE
Post by: germy rogirs on July 02, 2013, 01:55:03 PM
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duidnt kosotn do a 25 once?? ???
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i think you misspelt kosotini.
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no.. erik koston....
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mmm nah im pretty sure you fucked up kosotini
nope.. erik koston.... (http://0.tqn.com/d/skateboard/1/0/j/T/Eric_Koston_Seu_Trinh.jpg)