So is it common sense that the rawest people have to become awkwardly square when they marry?
Yes and no. GT's girl is like a health professional or a nurse or something, she's solidly upper-middle class.
TNT and Trixie, she's like gnarly as shit. different dynamics.
but yeah getting married nowadays means (for most women and the guys they are marrying) you gotta participate in all this stupid shit and ham it up