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Re: Hot Mom/Cougar thread
« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2010, 10:55:30 AM »
i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.
Young stupid broads don't own homes and they aren't as eager to please. Cougars don't really want you hanging around afterward, either.
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