Best Feeling Ever

[mick swagger]

-when you know you have sealed the deal with a bitch
-that first piss right after drinking 5 or 6 beers
-good session with homies
-that puff of weed after a good session
-switch backside 5-0s
-payday
-new white tees, socks, and fresh boxers

[Vauxhall]

Hill bomb for sure, you go so fast and its just so much fun. You can't beat that.

-Long switch f/s boards. 
-Proper slappies on  random, unwaxed, unpainted curbs when you're pushing down unfamiliar streets.
-Free drinks

[MexicanSpaniard]

After being with this girl for hours after drinking a large volume of Vodka and being over it, trying to force myslef to climax on her chest and realizing it was pee!

[H8R]

After being with this girl for hours after drinking a large volume of Vodka and being over it, trying to force myslef to climax on her chest and realizing it was pee!

hahahahaha!  if it were me, i would've deployed the troops as well.

[Sleazy]

- rolling away from a new trick
- having someone you don't know complement you on something you've done in skateboarding that they were stoked on
- being stoked on the same woman for 10 years
- being at work and testing my code and it works when i know i can't go home until it does

[tag_king]

Someone mentioned first real kiss. Well when I was really young and started having girlfriends, I was a total pussy. went out with the hottest girl in my school, and not even argueabley.. just straight up hottest, and dated her for 7 months and never actually made out. Yah I was a bitch. So I was single going into highschool and by the end of that summer I hadn't dated anyone since my grade school hoe. Well one night I got hammered in this park with some friends and some chicks. 3 of them to be exact. So we are all getting wasted, the girls are acting silly, and they all decided they wanted to try and give me a boner, so they are jumping all over me whatever, and next thing I know I am in the grass making out with all three of them at once. Probably one of my prouder moments. The funny thing is I went camping with the same girls years later, and Im not going to try and say all of them were hot, but two of them definetley were total babes, one was a giant of a girl. So we all go swimming and start talking about that very night. They decided we should do it again while swimming. I start making out with the skinny blonde one, move on to the brunette with the nicest tits, then I see this chubby little facest spitting water out in an attempt to stay a float and make her way over to me. As soon as she arrived I just looked at her, let out all my breath and sank to the bottom of the lake and swam for my life. Rather keep it at two good chicks then 2 chicks and having one of them cancled out.

[Sleazy]

my first kiss was at a roller rink and i i didn't close my eyes. well someone saw and then i became the guy who doesn't know how to make out. plus the girl never talked to me again. didn't exactly work out.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I don't remember my first kiss with tongue. 

[H8R]

i fingered a girl in my kindergarten class when i was like 5 but obviously i didn't know what i was doing at the time, it was still awesome i guess. 

the first kiss is hard because i don't count playing truth or dare(dare really) as a real kiss.  i kissed a lot of girls but it didn't mean anything.

i lost my virginity to 2 girls, i was 13 and they were both 12, nancy and gina.  it started as truth or dare, then it turned into show me yours and i'll show you mine, then it moved onto to suck on this and i'll lick that, then it turned into let me sitck it in you then her. 
it was awesome but to be completely honest, i didn't really know what the heck i was doing?  i never even bagged 1 chick and there i was overwhelmed by 2.  this is one of the only regrets i have, cause if knew then what i know now, i would've turned them bitches out.        
     

[Sleazy]

cause if knew then what i know now, i would've turned them bitches out.        

fucking gnar'd, umm, i mean kook'd

[ahlee]

the 3some i had last week with two young polish chicks, one didnt speak english. Single handedly the best thing ever.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Wasn't able to finagle the 3way all the way, just a bj.

[ahlee]

Little bit of swappin the pop?

[Sleazy]

the 3some i had last week with two young polish chicks, one didnt speak english. Single handedly the best thing ever.

fucking sick, but what now?

[ahlee]

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the 3some i had last week with two young polish chicks, one didnt speak english. Single handedly the best thing ever.

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fucking sick, but what now?

Exactly, my life is downhill from here. I might as well give the detailed story.. Give me a minute though. I'm at work.

[H8R]

the 3some i had last week with two young polish chicks, one didnt speak english. Single handedly the best thing ever.

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3-somes are only good if the chicks are down to dike out, otherwise its on you to keep both chicks hot and bothered.
 

[H8R]

Wasn't able to finagle the 3way all the way, just a bj.

bj by both or by one? 

by both = 
by one = 

[ahlee]

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the 3some i had last week with two young polish chicks, one didnt speak english. Single handedly the best thing ever.

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3-somes are only good if the chicks are down to dike out, otherwise its on you to keep both chicks hot and bothered.
 

They were cousins, no dykin out.. i'll get to the story shortly..

[Sleazy]

cousins???

someone get this guy a smoking jacket and some slippers

[MexicanSpaniard]

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Wasn't able to finagle the 3way all the way, just a bj.

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bj by both or by one? 

by both = 
by one = 

Both at the same time, on the stairs that led to the apartment the party was at, and then inside after we were warned that kind of behavior was not condoned.

[Mentos]

Not so much best feeling ever but funny nevertheless.

When you think he couldn't do anything lower or low brow, watching Sheckler do something stupid. i.e His new reality show.

[H8R]

cousins???

someone get this guy a smoking jacket and some slippers

LOL!   

i found a pic of him...

[H8R]

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Wasn't able to finagle the 3way all the way, just a bj.

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bj by both or by one? 

by both = 
by one = 

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Both at the same time, on the stairs that led to the apartment the party was at, and then inside after we were warned that kind of behavior was not condoned.

  hells yeah!   
damn i wish i could gnar you. 
 

[MexicanSpaniard]

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cousins???

someone get this guy a smoking jacket and some slippers

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LOL!   

i found a pic of him...

HAHA. I Gnar'd Ali already today but will remember to do so again tomorrow for even mentioning they were cousins and one didn't speak English. And yeah H8R, do we kook or gnar you at this point?

[ahlee]

Haha. ok rather than typing it all out again heres the convo I had with a buddy.

aatmacaoc: so last night
aatmacaoc: me and  2 of my buddies went skating
aatmacaoc: and we were chattin
aatmacaoc: and he was like
aatmacaoc: i met these girls at the shop the other day
aatmacaoc: they came in looking for shoes but i got their number
aatmacaoc: blah blah
aatmacaoc: hes like
aatmacaoc: they were polish chicks
aatmacaoc: hes like i want to hook up with her
aatmacaoc: but her friend doesnt speak any english
aatmacaoc: so i was like eh well call and well hang with them
aatmacaoc: soo
aatmacaoc: me and my buddy have them over my house
aatmacaoc: these girls.... were unreal.
aatmacaoc: most perfect ass i've ever seen in person
aatmacaoc: %100 polish
aatmacaoc: one didnt speak any english though
webclientsEd: whoa
webclientsEd: pics?
aatmacaoc: nah man, ill try and hunt down her myspace though
aatmacaoc: so
aatmacaoc: we get some beers
aatmacaoc: and some vodka
aatmacaoc: and my other buddy swung b
aatmacaoc: y
aatmacaoc: kind of liek a 5th wheel
aatmacaoc: but i didnt really think anything was happening
aatmacaoc: cause they were 18 and 19
aatmacaoc: and i couldnt even communicate with the one
aatmacaoc: and my buddy was trying for the other one
aatmacaoc: soo
aatmacaoc: we like walked around m neighborhood
aatmacaoc: just drinking beers
aatmacaoc: and ended up back at my house
aatmacaoc: so were in my room
aatmacaoc: my parents are home upstairs
aatmacaoc: so were just chillin
webclientsEd: go on
aatmacaoc: so.. im thinking
aatmacaoc: ok
aatmacaoc: i can just try and hook up with this chick, ill just speak body language
aatmacaoc: so i motion to my buddy
webclientsEd: hahahaha
aatmacaoc: to stay in my room
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: so i kind of guide this other girl into the room over
aatmacaoc: so as soon as we got in it
aatmacaoc: i went for it
aatmacaoc: and it was like i hit her on switch
aatmacaoc: she fucking mauled me
webclientsEd: HAHAHA
aatmacaoc: it was unreal
aatmacaoc: cause today she leaves for poland
aatmacaoc: so last night was her final night
aatmacaoc: so were going at it like
aatmacaoc: craaaaazy
aatmacaoc: i picked her up
aatmacaoc: and sat on the couch and just plopped her on my lap
aatmacaoc: and we did this for about 20 minutes
webclientsEd: wow, so it was her last night in the USA
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: so.. after abbout 20 minutes
aatmacaoc: i can still hear my uddy talkign to that other girl
aatmacaoc: just dumb shit like 'soo.. where are you going to school?'
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: and im like man fuck just go for it
webclientsEd: hahahaha, what kind of music do you like?
aatmacaoc: i didnt say that
aatmacaoc: haha yea exactly
aatmacaoc: soo.
aatmacaoc: she was like 'where did ali and aisha go?'
aatmacaoc: and she walked out and saw us going at it
aatmacaoc: so naturally.. i stopped kissing her when they walked in
webclientsEd: 3 way?
aatmacaoc: the girl grabbed my face and pulled me back and just kept going
aatmacaoc: soo the other girl and my buddy started laughing
aatmacaoc: and they go outside
aatmacaoc: its like 12 by now
aatmacaoc: so me and this girl are still going strong
aatmacaoc: 5 min later
aatmacaoc: the other girl, monika, comes back in
aatmacaoc: and shes like 'ali, your friend, he left'
aatmacaoc: with that hot ass polish accent
aatmacaoc: and i wasl ike FUCK
webclientsEd: both both
aatmacaoc: there goes my night with this chick
aatmacaoc: soo.. she comes and sits down next to me on the couch and starts talking to this other one in polish
aatmacaoc: im just sitting in awe
webclientsEd: so two chicks?
aatmacaoc: staring at 4 of the most beautiful tits ive seen in person
aatmacaoc: they were obviously talkign abotu me
aatmacaoc: and then all of a sudden
aatmacaoc: i start making back out with the girl
aatmacaoc: and monka, puts my hand on her leg
aatmacaoc: she had short ass shorts on
webclientsEd: whoa.
aatmacaoc: YA
aatmacaoc: next thing you know
aatmacaoc: im making out with both of them dude
webclientsEd: WHOA
aatmacaoc: YEA
aatmacaoc: btw, they were models.
aatmacaoc: and cousins
webclientsEd: you need to supply me pics
aatmacaoc: listen
aatmacaoc: soo were going at it and im like holy shit
aatmacaoc: then they stop
aatmacaoc: look at eachother
aatmacaoc: start talking polish again
aatmacaoc: then she looks at me
aatmacaoc: and goes 'shirt off'
webclientsEd: HAHA
aatmacaoc: my shirt
aatmacaoc: FLEW THE FUCK OFF
aatmacaoc: then im like lets go in my room
aatmacaoc: so. we go in my room
aatmacaoc: im on my back this girl hops on top
aatmacaoc: shirts come off
aatmacaoc: im making out with one while fingering the other one
webclientsEd: im shaking my head in disbelief over here
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: i am too
webclientsEd: so did u bag both of em?
aatmacaoc: ed, i did.
webclientsEd: excellent.
aatmacaoc: it was by far, the coolest thing.. that has ever happened to me
aatmacaoc: they were speaking in polish during it
webclientsEd: HAHAHA
aatmacaoc: it was like a porn man
aatmacaoc: i woke up this morning
aatmacaoc: at 5:30
aatmacaoc: with my arm around each of them
webclientsEd: HAHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: i was like fuck! my dads going to be up in like 10 minutes
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: so i woke them up and gave them the boot
webclientsEd: if i were your dad, id shake ur hand
aatmacaoc: ha my dads not like that though
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: 18 and 19
aatmacaoc: polish model
aatmacaoc: s
webclientsEd: man that is awesome
aatmacaoc: one didnt even speak english
aatmacaoc: i willl never
aatmacaoc: ever
aatmacaoc: top this
webclientsEd: were they any good?
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: put it this way
aatmacaoc: when i was with the one
aatmacaoc: monika ...would moan 'aiiiiiisha... aiiiiisha... *polish jibberish*'
aatmacaoc: and i asked what she said
aatmacaoc: and shesl ike 'she doesnt like to share, and i want it.'

[Venture1]

i fingered a girl in my kindergarten class when i was like 5 but obviously i didn't know what i was doing at the time, it was still awesome i guess.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read.. Fact!

[H8R]

HAHA. I Gnar'd Ali already today but will remember to do so again tomorrow for even mentioning they were cousins and one didn't speak English. And yeah H8R, do we kook or gnar you at this point?

i think you're the only person whos been gnarring me so you might as well start kooking me like everyone else.    

[ahlee]

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HAHA. I Gnar'd Ali already today but will remember to do so again tomorrow for even mentioning they were cousins and one didn't speak English. And yeah H8R, do we kook or gnar you at this point?

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i think you're the only person whos been gnarring me so you might as well start kooking me like everyone else.    

Yea, I think you were my first gnar. I'll never forget you.

[MexicanSpaniard]

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HAHA. I Gnar'd Ali already today but will remember to do so again tomorrow for even mentioning they were cousins and one didn't speak English. And yeah H8R, do we kook or gnar you at this point?

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i think you're the only person whos been gnarring me so you might as well start kooking me like everyone else.    

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Yea, I think you were my first gnar. I'll never forget you.

*replies in Polish gibberish*

[ahlee]

At one point around 4am. I was standing out side.. leaning against her car drenched in sweat.. in my boxers.. smoking a cig with my arm around both of them. Just going back and forth making out with both. I was hoping to God my neighbor would come out and see me.