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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: CeeyMar on August 07, 2009, 03:03:23 PM
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JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.
Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
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DAMN that pedo-cat is gonna get fucked up in prison
(http://www.lukewrites.com/wp-content/uploads/ugly-cat.jpg)
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i always knew that cats were perverts.
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why?
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cat-is-innocent-and-hurt.jpg)
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Well fuck now that I know you can train cats to download child porn, I'm gonna have to rethink this whole hating cats thing I have going on.
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hating cats
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kitty porn and kiddy porn sound the same. i can see the cats confusion, with the cute typos and whatnot
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My cat is useless compared to this cat.
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That's even more handy than the cat that shits in the toilet and flushes it.
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This goes with my theory that cats are the sketchiest of beasts, and that if they were the size of dogs, we couldn't keep them as pets. I mean, cats already apparently kill small things and have the desire to rape children as it is. If they were bigger they would kill big things and rape adults.
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It's common knowledge that most cats are assholes.
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This goes with my theory that cats are the sketchiest of beasts, and that if they were the size of dogs, we couldn't keep them as pets. I mean, cats already apparently kill small things and have the desire to rape children as it is. If they were bigger they would kill big things and rape adults.
they already do
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(http://i26.tinypic.com/2exluec.jpg)
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This goes with my theory that cats are the sketchiest of beasts, and that if they were the size of dogs, we couldn't keep them as pets. I mean, cats already apparently kill small things and have the desire to rape children as it is. If they were bigger they would kill big things and rape adults.
c'mon gip, theres no reason to get catty...
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JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.
Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
hahaha your avatar is serious the shit.
hell yeah Ceeymar