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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #810 on: June 05, 2008, 06:44:21 AM »
i got rejected from art school and my friend that i basically did his portfolio for him got accepted. i was one of the only people who was doing something different in the art classes that i already took, and i dont understand why i didnt get in. now i have to take shitty courses and memorize shit and have exams even though im terrible at that.

 i just got a real shitty haircut that makes me look like an asshole.

 my fucked up friend gave me 300 bucks and used 2000 bucks in a couple of days a week ago. i was saving this money for when i go back to canada. hes asking for 200 bucks back now because he got in trouble from his parents and has to live on his own. i told him i already used it but i dont know whats going to happen. i dont feel like working any more shitty one day jobs here after 2 jobs  i did already.

 cant sleep. what the fuck is this sudden shittiness.


pretty much the idenical thing happened to me, I was very unstoked on it. But  i geuss mine didn't have enough variety to it because  i was focusing on photography, but it sounds like you tried to mix it up and they didnt feel it, not getting into that school was one of the best things cause the programs  i would have taken were total bull shit


i always have all this lint in my belly button whenever i take off my shirt. like always.


sometimes i dont mind that, kind of fun to ball it all together

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #811 on: June 05, 2008, 10:57:46 AM »
rolling the ankle of the foot i just broke, why me? 
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« Reply #812 on: June 05, 2008, 11:29:41 AM »
idiot friends

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #813 on: June 05, 2008, 11:54:32 AM »
This summer is en route to tank pretty hard.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #814 on: June 05, 2008, 11:56:23 AM »
Rain, Rain, Rain.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #815 on: June 05, 2008, 12:10:01 PM »
humidity

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« Reply #816 on: June 05, 2008, 12:11:22 PM »
humidity

fuck i hear ya, im not used to it

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #817 on: June 05, 2008, 12:19:22 PM »
Rain, Rain, Rain.
No shit, and with the temperature drop I had that stupid it's going to rain feeling in my collar bone last night.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #818 on: June 05, 2008, 12:20:27 PM »
some random drunk female threw up on my suede vest, at the fish last night. the stain has set in permanently. $29.95.

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« Reply #819 on: June 06, 2008, 05:11:37 PM »
I was supposed to go on a double date tonight, but the other dude won't pick up his damn phone.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #820 on: June 06, 2008, 10:15:55 PM »
too stupid to walk without spraining my ankle ...  i got the feeling that i gonna have a summer nearly without skating

edit: just realized it's blue - and 8 hours work on saturday. whatever.
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« Reply #821 on: June 07, 2008, 12:00:57 AM »
50 cent avocado, a pounding head at the age of mine, 300 dollars for a gold tooth, china, russia and america. too manycrooked lines not enough tuna melt. i'm going to the fucking mad house and i sure as hell am going to be careful when i bend over. i spit on 12 cars tonight. fuck those cars. jerry hsu was at little ceasars and he fucking ordered a deepdish. what a fucking pussy. something unknown is doing you know what, that is what our knowledge amounts to. i'm going to fucking eat hell. fuck that shit, nevermind i'm a humanist. a fucking hedonist too. everything is so damn bright these days, that's what i'm not stoked on.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #822 on: June 07, 2008, 02:46:38 AM »
was rummaging through my room and chanced upon a pair of my old emerica ellingtons, so i decided to skate them on friday.... mind you they are old, its been 2 years since i last skated them and the felt good at first...

went to the bottom of my block and popped a few ollies and found lots of white specks on my deck...  thinking it was nothing i drove up to the usual spot and started skating, only to have both soles of my shoes rip off within 5 minutes of skating...

thankfully there was duct tape so i basically wrapped my feet in them and surprisingly they lasted the night.....
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« Reply #823 on: June 07, 2008, 03:39:13 AM »
i went to the game and the Jays lost

6 runs in the 8th inning, we were up 5-0

fuck.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #824 on: June 07, 2008, 07:15:12 AM »
I think my dad seriously thinks I'm gay.

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« Reply #825 on: June 07, 2008, 08:41:30 AM »
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humidity
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fuck i hear ya, im not used to it
same boat, add 95 degrees too it as well. oh on another unrelated instance of not being stoked, i just saw Kathy Griffin on tv doing stand up and i was to lazy/tired to get up to change it

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #826 on: June 07, 2008, 08:45:58 AM »
all these sound waves floating through my window of very gruesome and forceful sounding sex. women shouting "jesus" and men shouting "oh baby" all night long. and even now at 9 in the morning. the whole world is on fire and everyone is fucking. fuck fuck fucking. it's so cute but people let me sleep, please.

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« Reply #827 on: June 07, 2008, 09:03:08 AM »
all these sound waves floating through my window of very gruesome and forceful sounding sex. women shouting "jesus" and men shouting "oh baby" all night long. and even now at 9 in the morning. the whole world is on fire and everyone is fucking. fuck fuck fucking. it's so cute but people let me sleep, please.

That sounds like a Lewis Black joke.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #828 on: June 07, 2008, 09:45:43 AM »
its. too. hot and humid. to live. and i have no air conditioner at work. and no windows that open. diets suck.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #829 on: June 07, 2008, 09:58:39 AM »
i had a dream that I got my vespa running and  I was driving it around everywhere.  It was so fun and felt so real.  Then I woke up and realized the rusted piece of shit is still sitting in my driveway collecting cobwebs. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #830 on: June 07, 2008, 10:54:33 AM »
I have something on my gum. I don't know what it is, I think it's a sore, but it stings like hell.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #831 on: June 07, 2008, 11:11:32 AM »
court date june 27th.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #832 on: June 07, 2008, 12:30:17 PM »
I have to drive past L.A. to go to a four year olds birthday party. If I have to swim in a piss filled swiming pool or snot covered slip-n-slide ima kill a bitch.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #833 on: June 07, 2008, 02:14:44 PM »
another fucking jury duty summons
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #834 on: June 07, 2008, 02:17:20 PM »
i woke up with a fucked up shoulder.

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« Reply #835 on: June 07, 2008, 04:56:15 PM »
its dry in my room and i got a nosebleed due to it, im glad  i didnt fall alseep though, my buddy had a friend who fell asleep and got a nosebleed and had to get a blood transplant he lost so much blood.

makes me feel sick everytime i think about it

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« Reply #836 on: June 07, 2008, 07:31:42 PM »
pouring a bowl of cereal and then realizing that there is no milk.   >:(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #837 on: June 07, 2008, 07:42:35 PM »
pouring a bowl of cereal and then realizing that there is no milk.   >:(


I hate that! I think when i was a kid, i tried to substitute water for milk.
It didn't work so well.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #838 on: June 07, 2008, 07:57:13 PM »
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pouring a bowl of cereal and then realizing that there is no milk.   >:(
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I hate that! I think when i was a kid, i tried to substitute water for milk.
It didn't work so well.

I heard of someone doing that regularly.  It seems soo bad,  Id rather eat it dry

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #839 on: June 07, 2008, 08:00:33 PM »
captain crunch dry, you'll shit green.