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Title: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 08:14:34 AM
On the Internet. He must be very hurt.

He Keeps kooking me every day ;D

Thx, That’s all.

I just would be glad if he could tell me like a man/girl/whatever who he/she/whatever is, so I can include him in my prayers, and forgive him/her/whatever  :-*
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: PuffinMuffin on June 07, 2022, 08:24:12 AM
Oh, now you're bullying? Do you think you're so cool @Sick_McCrank_ ? The man you just called fat? He is overdosing on DIET pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting MAKEUP on hoping that people will like her. The boy you hurt the feelings of? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the low rep? He fought for his country. And that guy you just made fun of for kooking you daily? His father is dying, and it's the only joy he gets. Put this as your signature if you're against bullying. I bet you won't quote this, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Quote, gnar me, or just leave a positive comment if you agree with me. I bet you think no one should post a comment about stopping your bullying which is an important message.  :'(
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: DaleSr on June 07, 2022, 08:41:15 AM
Crying about kooks is an automatic kook. Have a kook kook
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 07, 2022, 08:50:17 AM
my bad i just have a crush on you and want attention  :-[
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on June 07, 2022, 08:53:46 AM
I have no idea what you wrote elsewhere, but this here is absolute kook behavior, congrats
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: thebacker on June 07, 2022, 09:01:31 AM
thanks for making this thread so now i have a direct thread to kook you
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 09:03:13 AM
Ay nice can we get over 9000?  :)

I don’t intend to bully, I just wanna find out who’s passive agressively keeps giving the kookies to me for stating my opinion in a thread that shall not be named.

Show yourself kookie-monster.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 09:09:12 AM
thanks for making this thread so now i have a direct thread to kook you

So its you? Nice to meet you! You’re welcome Dave ;)
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: layzieyez on June 07, 2022, 09:22:08 AM
Crying about kooks is an automatic kook. Have a kook kook
Kooking dudes crying about kooks earns a gnar. Enjoy your +1 guys.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 09:26:34 AM
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Crying about kooks is an automatic kook. Have a kook kook
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Kooking dudes crying about kooks earns a gnar. Enjoy your +1 guys.

This must be the online form of the human centipede  :-X
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: DaleSr on June 07, 2022, 09:27:43 AM
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Crying about kooks is an automatic kook. Have a kook kook
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Kooking dudes crying about kooks earns a gnar. Enjoy your +1 guys.

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95211e73ebe978292dfc590c467ba508576c16c6d32&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Made In China on June 07, 2022, 09:28:28 AM
Trendwatch 2022: kooking Sick_McCrank_ everyday for being a kook
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: skate_or_dingus on June 07, 2022, 09:30:24 AM
Oh, now you're bullying? Do you think you're so cool @Sick_McCrank_ ? The man you just called fat? He is overdosing on DIET pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting MAKEUP on hoping that people will like her. The boy you hurt the feelings of? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the low rep? He fought for his country. And that guy you just made fun of for kooking you daily? His father is dying, and it's the only joy he gets. Put this as your signature if you're against bullying. I bet you won't quote this, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Quote, gnar me, or just leave a positive comment if you agree with me. I bet you think no one should post a comment about stopping your bullying which is an important message.  :'(

that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 09:39:32 AM
Trendwatch 2022: kooking Sick_McCrank_ everyday for being a kook

Sig worthy! We’re all in this together. Over 9000.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: PuffinMuffin on June 07, 2022, 09:40:41 AM
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Oh, now you're bullying? Do you think you're so cool @Sick_McCrank_ ? The man you just called fat? He is overdosing on DIET pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting MAKEUP on hoping that people will like her. The boy you hurt the feelings of? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the low rep? He fought for his country. And that guy you just made fun of for kooking you daily? His father is dying, and it's the only joy he gets. Put this as your signature if you're against bullying. I bet you won't quote this, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Quote, gnar me, or just leave a positive comment if you agree with me. I bet you think no one should post a comment about stopping your bullying which is an important message.  :'(
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that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!
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this forums is many mean times to users...


so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: cky enthusiast on June 07, 2022, 09:49:27 AM
DM him to continue arguing like all of slap’s smartest seem to enjoy doing
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 07, 2022, 09:56:24 AM
-1
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 10:16:17 AM
DM him to continue arguing like all of slap’s smartest seem to enjoy doing

I can’t, as I dont know who is so pissed with me to kook me for multiple weeks daily, that’s why this Thread exists. It’s not like I go around here attacking people without explaining myself and bullying people as some might think.

But if you all kook me daily, it doesn’t matter anymore as the 1 kook from the one angry user is lost in the masses of kooks. Which kinda does the same as not being kooked by the one mysterious, hidden kooker.

Except it really was Dave, but Dave might me a troll. Dave, are you trolling me? I need clarity.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 07, 2022, 10:18:03 AM
Rep doesn’t mean a thing my dooder.

Maybe say sorry?

Love everyone on slap and it will comeback to you irl
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 10:27:00 AM
This is slap, the internet and an anonymous online forum, therefore serious monkey business! I can’t retreat, it’s all in. Go big or go home. Long live the Gaga! Carpe Diem!
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: EdLawndale on June 07, 2022, 10:38:28 AM
Rep doesn’t mean a thing my dooder.

Maybe say sorry?

Love everyone on slap and it will comeback to you irl
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 11:33:43 AM
Dave, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. May you prosper in peace!
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: EdLawndale on June 07, 2022, 11:39:39 AM
I'll give you a gnar if you change the title of this thread to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: BartHarleyJarvis on June 07, 2022, 11:47:20 AM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/349/738/8b2.png)

Sick McCrank isn't crying, actually he's laughing.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Gene_Harrogate on June 07, 2022, 11:50:51 AM
I'll give you a gnar if you change the title of this thread to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"
It could become like slap's version of craigslist: missed connections, except for kookery.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Alan on June 07, 2022, 11:52:19 AM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/349/738/8b2.png)

Sick McCrank isn't crying, actually he's laughing.

A few more dril tweets apply here
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 12:32:26 PM
I'll give you a gnar if you change the title of this thread to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"

Yeah who has been though, I have a suspicion it wasn’t actually Dave.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Uh Oh on June 07, 2022, 12:37:07 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6iwncp.jpg)
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: layzieyez on June 07, 2022, 12:58:49 PM
The only solutions in this situation is to delete thread and hope people forget or just focus and try not to care about rep with new account.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: PuffinMuffin on June 07, 2022, 01:08:46 PM
The mods and I are working furiously to get to the bottom of this recent string of violent daily kooks. Join our Zoom meeting tonight at 9PM PST. DM me for further details. We WILL work tirelessly to discover the truth about the situation, sacrifices must be made like neglecting our friends, families, and loved ones. Regardless, we're always here for you and exist souly to please you.

In closing, good fucking luck finding a better skate community than SLAP. Genuinely, good fucking luck. You're never going to find anyone as valuable as us when it comes to the fucking passion behind adults playing on a children's toy. Realistically speaking it's a big L for you if you focus not going to lie.

Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 01:35:33 PM
The mods and I are working furiously to get to the bottom of this recent string of violent daily kooks. Join our Zoom meeting tonight at 9PM PST. DM me for further details. We WILL work tirelessly to discover the truth about the situation, sacrifices must be made like neglecting our friends, families, and loved ones. Regardless, we're always here for you and exist souly to please you.

In closing, good fucking luck finding a better skate community than SLAP. Genuinely, good fucking luck. You're never going to find anyone as valuable as us when it comes to the fucking passion behind adults playing on a children's toy. Realistically speaking it's a big L for you if you focus not going to lie.

You shall be blessed. My last bit of hope is in your hands. I will not be able to be in direct contact with you, as my identity must stay hidden.

But I promise to you, to all of you guys, that I will not give up in these tempting times. I will not do the focus, and I will not be apart of the online human centipede to grind for gnars to overcome the kook nor will I move on to greener fields, where there is no daily kook.

I will make the kook part of me. The kook will make me strong and one with the world wide web.  When the journey ends, there will be no gnar and no kook, only harmony in the form of a never ending vertical horse dong post.

But first i must rest now.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 07, 2022, 01:37:59 PM
Ay nice can we get over 9000?  :)

I don’t intend to bully, I just wanna find out who’s passive agressively keeps giving the kookies to me for stating my opinion in a thread that shall not be named.

Show yourself kookie-monster.

https://youtu.be/cNgxyL5zEAk
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: botefdunn on June 07, 2022, 02:38:37 PM
In closing, good fucking luck finding a better skate community than SLAP. Genuinely, good fucking luck. You're never going to find anyone as valuable as us when it comes to the fucking passion behind adults playing on a children's toy. Realistically speaking it's a big L for you if you focus not going to lie.

That was beautiful and made me chuckle on first and second read. I only read it twice.



And OP, don't listen to these other false antagonists, all your kooks are belong to me. I am underscoring my dislike of underscores by under-scoring you.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on June 07, 2022, 04:33:37 PM
I AM THE EGGMAN

THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

I AM THE WALRUS

KOOK KOOK K'JOOB
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 07, 2022, 04:42:48 PM
Somewhere in a dimly-lit warehouse in China, a small armada of child laborers is taxing the power grid kooking @Sick_McCrank_  19 hours a day.  I’m not allowed to say why though.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 07, 2022, 10:53:11 PM
Don’t blame it on the Chinese. We both know it is an inside job.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Resident Jeff on June 08, 2022, 12:44:14 AM
I did it from the future
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 09, 2022, 05:15:44 AM
Kook time, anyone?
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: pica on June 09, 2022, 11:34:10 AM
I haven‘t postet for a few months but i‘ll kook you.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 14, 2022, 12:45:06 PM
Bump for kooks  :P
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: EdLawndale on June 14, 2022, 06:32:15 PM
Just out of curiousity: What was your rep at before you outed yourself as a intolerant kook?
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 14, 2022, 11:13:26 PM
You think I’m intolerant? How so?

Maybe kook yourself for jumping to conclusions.

Edit: this the internet, check my post history and tell me where I am intolerant, mother theresa.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: EdLawndale on June 15, 2022, 03:07:10 PM
Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: os89 on June 15, 2022, 03:19:43 PM
sickmcrank is a stupid bitch
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 15, 2022, 11:47:05 PM
Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.

Yeah that’s my guess that someone’s feelings got tickled. But that’s not intolerance, or is it?

If I eat icecream in front of a kid and the kid doesn’t have an icecream I might have influenced the kids emotional state negatively if the mama doesnt buy the child an icecream. But that has nothing to do with intolerance.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 15, 2022, 11:49:24 PM
sickmcrank is a stupid bitch

Yo can you please write my name correctly. It hurts my feelings! Also Sick_McCrank_ is the best ever. Please change your mind. This opinion will not be accepted.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: EdLawndale on June 16, 2022, 02:30:17 AM
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Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.
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Yeah that’s my guess that someone’s feelings got tickled. But that’s not intolerance, or is it? .

Generally, when someone hurts another person's feelings due to espousing a contrarian opinion on a hot-button issue centered around the validity of an oft-maligned-and-discriminated-against minority group and their right to simply exist as human beings -- especially to espouse such contrarian opinion in the face of growing public support for said minority group -- that signals that said individual is participating in both intolerance and kookiness.

Now, usually, if said individual desired to demonstrate that they actually do possess something akin to a conscience and show some modicum of regret and remorse that would then push them out of the realm of intolerant kookiness, they would simply apologize for offending anybody and keep their head down for a while...instead of creating a thread on a MassageBoard basically doubling-down on it by demanding to know who dares hold them accountable for their said kooky intolerance, and bumping the thread on a daily basis.

You should be better. Or you should focus your account.

At the very least, you should either delete this thread or change its title to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"

If you delete it, I promise you that I will replace it with a Whatever thread entitled "Who The Heck Has Been Kooking YOU?!?!", a more communal thread where you and intolerant kooks such as yourself can congregate to whine about being kooked, claim you're not intolerant and boast about all the feelings you've hurt.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: BartHarleyJarvis on June 16, 2022, 09:46:25 AM
More like dickmccrank *hold for applause*
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 16, 2022, 10:35:20 AM
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Oh, my bad, you wrote that you hurt someone's feelings, was just going of of what you said.
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Yeah that’s my guess that someone’s feelings got tickled. But that’s not intolerance, or is it? .
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Generally, when someone hurts another person's feelings due to espousing a contrarian opinion on a hot-button issue centered around the validity of an oft-maligned-and-discriminated-against minority group and their right to simply exist as human beings -- especially to espouse such contrarian opinion in the face of growing public support for said minority group -- that signals that said individual is participating in both intolerance and kookiness.

Now, usually, if said individual desired to demonstrate that they actually do possess something akin to a conscience and show some modicum of regret and remorse that would then push them out of the realm of intolerant kookiness, they would simply apologize for offending anybody and keep their head down for a while...instead of creating a thread on a MassageBoard basically doubling-down on it by demanding to know who dares hold them accountable for their said kooky intolerance, and bumping the thread on a daily basis.

You should be better. Or you should focus your account.

At the very least, you should either delete this thread or change its title to "WHO THE HECK HAS BEEN KOOKING ME?!?!"

If you delete it, I promise you that I will replace it with a Whatever thread entitled "Who The Heck Has Been Kooking YOU?!?!", a more communal thread where you and intolerant kooks such as yourself can congregate to whine about being kooked, claim you're not intolerant and boast about all the feelings you've hurt.

TL;DR

Edit: I did read, but too complicated.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: EdLawndale on June 16, 2022, 11:26:06 AM

TL;DR

Edit: I did read, but too complicated.

Yeah, I think I remember you mentioning that English is not your native language, so that's understandable.

If you're going to stick around and, you know, not focus, then let me know which portion(s) you had difficulties with and I'll be happy to elucidate it for you.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: blowjobtofakie on June 20, 2022, 08:25:02 AM
Love everyone on slap and it will comeback to you irl
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 20, 2022, 09:00:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pw4_gZd-FY
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 20, 2022, 12:41:44 PM
Can we get to 300 today? Not much progress lately  :-[
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 20, 2022, 12:43:32 PM
have a gnar, kook!
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: layzieyez on June 20, 2022, 12:48:31 PM
Now, I’m gnarring everyone who kooked  you originally whether or not they do anything just so you see their numbers go up. Whoever says this message board isn’t fun doesn’t know how to have fun.
Title: Re: I hurt someones feeling
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 21, 2022, 01:48:09 AM
have a gnar, kook!

That’s not how this works, eff you!


Now, I’m gnarring everyone who kooked  you originally whether or not they do anything just so you see their numbers go up. Whoever says this message board isn’t fun doesn’t know how to have fun.

I only care about my numbers, so that doesn’t bother me.