Post a picture of yourself!

[s a d e]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

u look like the really strong badass GAY type.

Acne:

I would recommend going getting a good facial dry brush... BASS makes a proper one because it's 100% bristle. You'll have to go to a health food store or maybe a Whole Foods to get one.

when you use whatever face wash/scrub you exfoliate with the dry brush. way more effective than using your hands or a washcloth.

[foureyedjim]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

what acne?
you must be wearing make up, or...you're A LIAR 

[GAY]

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what acne?
you must be wearing make up, or...you're A LIAR 

Instagram = pancake makup

But I am a liar, it's true.

[DBrown901]

This was a few months back. Fuck it.

[GAY]

I gotta say, I was expecting this:

So awesome

[DBrown901]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

You don't look like the stereotypical gay male. I pictured you as such. This will do though.

[WeirdBeach]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

you look like if Tom of Finland drew Tim Allen. I am hard as fuck right now.

[BRIX SKWIKZ]

[brycickle]

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You don't look like the stereotypical gay male. I pictured you as such. This will do though.

Then you clearly have no idea what the stereotypical power bottom looks like. You cheeky twink you.

[JamesNtheGntPch]

Ha I totally pictured him looking like his avatar. Bummer... power bottom bummer.

[The Drew]

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You don't look like the stereotypical gay male. I pictured you as such. This will do though.

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Then you clearly have no idea what the stereotypical power bottom looks like. You cheeky twink you.

how long have you been raising that stache??

[the snake]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

you look like you could tell stories for hours while the whole bar is listening to every word you say. then everyone would raise their whisky and salute you. then you disappear into the night, to enlighten the next crowd.

[Alan]

You look like a young Geraldo Rivera.

[GAY]

I'm pretty much a bore, actually. I've been growing my mustache for a while because my stupid face won't grow a beard so I am a bit like Wally Cleaver trying to prove that I'm a grown up.

And I get people telling me I look like Geraldo at least once a month...which bums me out. Now THERE'S a power bottom, my friends.

[s a d e]

serious ?:

GAY,

first... I really don't think you look like Geraldo Rivera... a distinct thick 'stasche can make anyone with distinct thick 'stasche look alike.

if you're a 'bottom' does that mean you only receive because that's how you're just wired within the spectrum of homosexuality or do you also hit the skins? then what does a 'power bottom' mean?

[Alan]

I'm pretty much a bore, actually. I've been growing my mustache for a while because my stupid face won't grow a beard so I am a bit like Wally Cleaver trying to prove that I'm a grown up.

And I get people telling me I look like Geraldo at least once a month...which bums me out. Now THERE'S a power bottom, my friends.

But isn't getting bummed how you roll?

[GAY]

serious ?:

GAY,

first... I really don't think you look like Geraldo Rivera... a distinct thick 'stasche can make anyone with distinct thick 'stasche look alike.

if you're a 'bottom' does that mean you only receive because that's how you're just wired within the spectrum of homosexuality or do you also hit the skins? then what does a 'power bottom' mean?

Yeah...it's always mystified me too as I don't think I look like Geraldo in the slightest. Still, I get that A LOT.

Power bottom is kind-of a joke...pushy bottom is another iteration of it. It's like a dude who just can't get enough stuff crammed in his ass.

Honestly, I've always considered one of the bonuses of being gay that you give and take in the bedroom, so I really don't stigmatize about that stuff, but a lot of dudes considered it to be more effeminate to be on the receptive end of the stick, so to speak. It's funny, actually, because a lot of gay 'bros' really try super hard to be super-masculine, talking about how they only play the top role, etc. Overcompensation is the name of the game in those circumstances.

[Sleazy]

seems like gay skaters are always closer to the bear camp then the twinky camp, which i think is a good thing. throws the homophobes off.

[brycickle]

seems like gay skaters are always closer to the bear camp then the twinky camp, which i think is a good thing. throws the homophobes off.

While at the same time, strangely turning them on.

[BuddyPal]

Speeds the name of the game, right GAY?

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

That's rad, thanks to the 'stache I have requested that the voice in my head starts reading all of your posts in a Sam Elliott voice.  Try to throw in "sarsaparilla" every once in a while if you don't mind.

[s a d e]

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serious ?:

GAY,

first... I really don't think you look like Geraldo Rivera... a distinct thick 'stasche can make anyone with distinct thick 'stasche look alike.

if you're a 'bottom' does that mean you only receive because that's how you're just wired within the spectrum of homosexuality or do you also hit the skins? then what does a 'power bottom' mean?

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Yeah...it's always mystified me too as I don't think I look like Geraldo in the slightest. Still, I get that A LOT.

Power bottom is kind-of a joke...pushy bottom is another iteration of it. It's like a dude who just can't get enough stuff crammed in his ass.

Honestly, I've always considered one of the bonuses of being gay that you give and take in the bedroom, so I really don't stigmatize about that stuff, but a lot of dudes considered it to be more effeminate to be on the receptive end of the stick, so to speak. It's funny, actually, because a lot of gay 'bros' really try super hard to be super-masculine, talking about how they only play the top role, etc. Overcompensation is the name of the game in those circumstances.

I see. I'm bet some of those dudes who claim "only top" are like dudes who falsely claim "NYC" when there from SoCal. Thank you GAY.


and I was about to say one could easily say you look like Sam Elliott too!

[pizzafliptofakie]

Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

[GAY]

Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

Once in a while but I get bummed a bit on the whole "look at my curlie-Q mustache!" look. Plus the wax always does a number on my shitty skin. I just like a good Marlboro man mustache. Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

 Much obliged...

[GAY]

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 Much obliged...

YES!
This dude was so fuckin' awesome. I love the fact that he had a band named "QUEEN" and was obnoxiously gay in a time where it just wasn't OK...not like it is today. And he was so goddamn talented. He was to the music industry what B.A. is to the skateboard industry. So good no one cares. Fuckin' AIDS...had to come along and ruin everything. 

[paraquat]

Only posting my pic to troll for cock.

I pictured you as a pixelated pan-asian

[s a d e]

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I wax mine sometimes for funsies.

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Once in a while but I get bummed a bit on the whole "look at my curlie-Q mustache!" look. Plus the wax always does a number on my shitty skin. I just like a good Marlboro man mustache. Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.

i get that. if you walk around Chelsea or Soho neighborhoods in manhattan the gay guys dress so meticulous that they just look stupid .. its like they're mannequins i just want to be like u know an earthquake can hit any second right?

[Sleazy]

never thought about it that way hate but that's awesome