Does porn adjacent count? About 10 years ago, a buddy of mine would use my apartment for photoshoots (good lighting, lots of windows, no flex). At the time he made buck producing the shots for escort websites and other dubious “modelling” shit. Anyway, he brings this girl over for the shoot, it was my job to fuck off and let him do his thing, i.e not be a creeper, which I attempted. But the girl he brought proceeded to rifle through all my music gear and then attempted to reenact Gaga’s “Just Dance” video on one of my synths (the fucking gall). Anyway, the smell was horrendous, obvious coke farts followed by fruitless attempts to cover up said coke farts with I assume (given the time period) vampire themed body spray. She’d brought 2 full-size suitcases full of outfits and proceeded to lay them out over every piece of available floorspace, and the smell, bad before, became fucking unbearable, pure stale cum, like industrial grade table cleaner. Fast forward, she leaves, my buddy reveals she was an “ex porn star” who never really was. She’d been offered a contract by Vivid and flown out to LA for a “welcome party” with some of the bigger names of the time..Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas etc. but the offer was revoked. My only thought was, how hard of a fuck up do you have to be to get pre-booted from porn? Anyway, my girl gets home from work and is double-barrel pissed at the fact a) the apartment smelled like pre-Giuliani Times Square, and b) about 3 pairs of her shoes were missing (obviously pocketed by not-a-porn-star). The latter precipitated me and said buddy hoofing through a particularly bad Canadian winter to arrive at some ominous part of town and a 4th floor walkup, yelling through a door about shoes to a failed porn star who’s clearly mid-rage. Shoes were passed through a door crack in a somehow damp No-Frills bag (a thoughtful touch regardless). My girl said the shoes smelled too horrid to salvage and promptly retired them. So, all in all, not ideal. Cannot for the life of me remember her stage name.