worst things you used to jacked off to ? not porn

[Rick Sanchez]

Ok, maybe this? This girl that was over chilling the day before, had worn a pair of boxers I lent her to chill in. The next day I'm having a wank, see the boxers in my laundry and think, "should I?, could I?" thinking back to how much anime characters enjoy it, I get off my bed mid wank, full boner go over, pick them up, and yes, smell them. They smelled like pussy alright, it was the summer, so a bit sweaty, and yeah I think it contributed to the nut. I don't regret it.

everyone should try the scratch n sniff

[j....soy.....]

Dubstep......

[20matar]

Ok, maybe this? This girl that was over chilling the day before, had worn a pair of boxers I lent her to chill in. The next day I'm having a wank, see the boxers in my laundry and think, "should I?, could I?" thinking back to how much anime characters enjoy it, I get off my bed mid wank, full boner go over, pick them up, and yes, smell them. They smelled like pussy alright, it was the summer, so a bit sweaty, and yeah I think it contributed to the nut. I don't regret it.

Real question. Has anime ever taught anything good, wholesome, and useful to anybody ever? Them Chinese cartoons only made me do (and buy) dumb shit, especially as a kid. A friend of mine totally learned how to play Go from a show, though.

[Cuban_Lynx]

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^ total babe

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I see Elizabeth Hurley around every now and then, she lives near my work. She's not aging well.

Worst thing a jacked it too (that I can recall) was the panties of a house guest when I was about 13.

Totally agree with you guys on this one. She was a babe around the time of Austin Powers. She's a bit leathery these days, though.

[perverted super otaku!]

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Ok, maybe this? This girl that was over chilling the day before, had worn a pair of boxers I lent her to chill in. The next day I'm having a wank, see the boxers in my laundry and think, "should I?, could I?" thinking back to how much anime characters enjoy it, I get off my bed mid wank, full boner go over, pick them up, and yes, smell them. They smelled like pussy alright, it was the summer, so a bit sweaty, and yeah I think it contributed to the nut. I don't regret it.

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Real question. Has anime ever taught anything good, wholesome, and useful to anybody ever? Them Chinese cartoons only made me do (and buy) dumb shit, especially as a kid. A friend of mine totally learned how to play Go from a show, though.

Certainly, there is actually a lot of philosophical anime out there.

Such as:
Studio Ghibli Films
Ghost in the Shell
Serial Experiments Lain
Neon Genesis Evangelion

[mynameisnotjeff]

Random picture of my girlfriend

[SodaJerk]

Ok, maybe this? This girl that was over chilling the day before, had worn a pair of boxers I lent her to chill in. The next day I'm having a wank, see the boxers in my laundry and think, "should I?, could I?" thinking back to how much anime characters enjoy it, I get off my bed mid wank, full boner go over, pick them up, and yes, smell them. They smelled like pussy alright, it was the summer, so a bit sweaty, and yeah I think it contributed to the nut. I don't regret it.

Did you check for the butthole stank as well? Be honest

[perverted super otaku!]

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Ok, maybe this? This girl that was over chilling the day before, had worn a pair of boxers I lent her to chill in. The next day I'm having a wank, see the boxers in my laundry and think, "should I?, could I?" thinking back to how much anime characters enjoy it, I get off my bed mid wank, full boner go over, pick them up, and yes, smell them. They smelled like pussy alright, it was the summer, so a bit sweaty, and yeah I think it contributed to the nut. I don't regret it.

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Did you check for the butthole stank as well? Be honest

A fair question, but I didn't, just the crotch.   

[20matar]

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Ok, maybe this? This girl that was over chilling the day before, had worn a pair of boxers I lent her to chill in. The next day I'm having a wank, see the boxers in my laundry and think, "should I?, could I?" thinking back to how much anime characters enjoy it, I get off my bed mid wank, full boner go over, pick them up, and yes, smell them. They smelled like pussy alright, it was the summer, so a bit sweaty, and yeah I think it contributed to the nut. I don't regret it.

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Real question. Has anime ever taught anything good, wholesome, and useful to anybody ever? Them Chinese cartoons only made me do (and buy) dumb shit, especially as a kid. A friend of mine totally learned how to play Go from a show, though.

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Certainly, there is actually a lot of philosophical anime out there.

Such as:
Studio Ghibli Films
Ghost in the Shell
Serial Experiments Lain
Neon Genesis Evangelion

I've never watched any Ghibli films, so there's that. Both Evangelion and Ghost in the Shell were cool and had interesting premises, but I watched too little of GITS, and Evangelion made me feel sad and inadequate during the whole ride. Saint Seiya did make me learn a lot about constellations and pantheons and about buying astrologically-themed action figures.

Back to topic: that shower scene in the Street Fighter anime was inspiring to me. Why did it air in a saturday morning, I don't know. Sadly I don't think I could replicate the magic today, especially after someone pointed me out that Chun-Li's ass in that scene looks like a muscular man's chest and shoulder.

[stabbedbywiggers]

Actually the first porn I ever saw was when I had bearshare and tried to download the Shorty's Guilty video. I was so stoked to watch it.

So it finished downloading and I open it up, and its this blonde bimbo bitch getting nailed poolside. Shit was tight.

[doublesteveburger]

Random picture of my girlfriend

Dude that's fucked up.

[GOKU]

the poster for the movie 'tootsie'

Hahahaha, this post is amazing

[snowman600]

jacking off to a shitty pencil drawing as i'm drawing it. felt like napoleon dynamite.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

jacking off to a shitty pencil drawing as i'm drawing it. felt like napoleon dynamite.

Just like Robert Crumb.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Random picture of my girlfriend

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Dude that's fucked up.

*ex girlfriend

Picture wasn't even a decent one.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

old school episodes of neighbours (it wasn't Kylie but I can't recall who it actually was I wanked over)

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what the fuck is up with that jizzing on birds post, it has to be fake right ... RIGHT?

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Tinder girls whose profiles say they're "not looking for a hookup" Too bad sweetheart!

[20matar]

jacking off to a shitty pencil drawing as i'm drawing it. felt like napoleon dynamite.

Oh wow. Really takes me back. I was never good at drawing, so I could only pull that off during that window of time when I couldn't care less about the quality of my ART. I drew a lot of fishnet on the horrible doodle girls.

[assholo]

Catalogs, sure. Sniffed panties of nearly every girl i been with. Even a while ago sniffed/jerked it to my gf's housemate/friend panties.

But the worst? I think it has to be between the sexscenes in either Ken Park, or Dogville.

[Mongoloid]

Catalogs, sure. Sniffed panties of nearly every girl i been with. Even a while ago sniffed/jerked it to my gf's housemate/friend panties.

But the worst? I think it has to be between the sexscenes in either Ken Park, or Dogville.

Def National Geographic mags of natives and shit (ones with quarterpipe titties even), and cartoons.. This ofcourse as a juvenile. Now it takes everything and the kitchen sink to achieve... fuck sensitivity!

Panty sniffing is criminally underatted as far as sexual deviancy is concerned. I can relate to that, and would gnar if I could for the honesty.
Given my professional life I can't go too far into specifics, but I can relate is all I can say.

[Mongoloid]

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^ total babe

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I see Elizabeth Hurley around every now and then, she lives near my work. She's not aging well.

Worst thing a jacked it too (that I can recall) was the panties of a house guest when I was about 13.

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Totally agree with you guys on this one. She was a babe around the time of Austin Powers. She's a bit leathery these days, though.

This shit is worth double posting for, as I strongly disagree!

I saw an episode of gossip girl with Elizabeth Hurley on it, and see looked better than ever! I don't at all agree! Do you expect her to go full Hollywood botox to be considered viably hot? I'd rather leathery to stiff and visibly emotionless.

I guess I just dig my older Brits having been married to one.

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

Agree with this guy ^. She's 51 and smokin, you guys are fucked up. Can't wait to see what your women look like at 50 plus.

[EARL***THE***PEARL]

hahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[Joust Ostrich]

If I was lucky, maybe they would play something like this.  I'd now have a few short minutes, it's likely the only thing remotely hot I'd see all weekend, so get at it.


I just rewatched this.  Two things, this can't be anywhere near the worse thing I've used, but the late 80's were lean times.  Most importantly, this may be the source of a mild fetish I have.  Black and white horizontal striped clothing, makes me a little hot on the right person. 
4:09 for reference.

[JB]

Agree with this guy ^. She's 51 and smokin, you guys are fucked up. Can't wait to see what your women look like at 50 plus.

definitely still boneable.

[SodaJerk]

Agree with this guy ^. She's 51 and smokin, you guys are fucked up. Can't wait to see what your women look like at 50 plus.

Don't get it twisted, I didn't say she was a dog. I see her in the flesh not trussed up for filming. Don't worry yourself about my Mrs, she's got genetics on her side and is nearly 10 years younger than me.

[Willie]

Facebook.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I refuse to believe what you said about Elizabeth Hurley sodajerk

[TEMP-GNAR]

Is this bad?

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Is this bad?

jerking off to this rn