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I think I just did the dumbest fucking thing in the world. The wiki for the pinworm things had a video which I clicked on. Why, why,why,why,why,why.
My penis must be an pinworm, the only time I've gotten bung is when we're both half asleepQuote from: skate_bored on April 11, 2008, 07:35:39 AMExpand Quotefuck the pinworm talk, i want to know more about you guys eating out a girls asshole....why?? does it taste exactly like i'd imagine(sweat and shit mixed)? i've always been curious as to why people did this.[close]sweat n' shit? maybe if she shit, didn't whipe and then ran a mile.That's a no brainer, man. Get it clean first, then it's all gravy (not literally, that'd be awful).Though if anal play has no appeal whatsoever to begin with, why bother?I went through a phase where I was way into it, but my girlfriend wasn't. It sucked, I could talk her into it, but I just felt guilty and selfish after, and she also got all bummed like her butthole and vag were in a sibling rivalry over my tongue and penis, and also, she now gets to use it as a bargaining chip against you when the innevitable delegation comes along."Oh, you don't wanna take out the trash? Well, who took a dick into their unwilling asshole, hmm?"Fight over, there's no topping that.MexicanSpaniard, I know you feel me, dawg.
fuck the pinworm talk, i want to know more about you guys eating out a girls asshole....why?? does it taste exactly like i'd imagine(sweat and shit mixed)? i've always been curious as to why people did this.[close]
Quote from: tag_king on April 11, 2008, 10:27:44 AMExpand QuoteI think you just need to buy him the wine. He prefers 1.75 litre bottles.. it hurts him more, but he gets more to drink after.[close]Fuck, man, so much good shit in this thread. Haha! ahlee, that story is so good. Speaking of wine bottles in bums:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203052sherry1.html
I think you just need to buy him the wine. He prefers 1.75 litre bottles.. it hurts him more, but he gets more to drink after.[close]
I don't know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's.
overslept 30 minutes on radiohead tickets. all sold out...i really feel like dying right now.
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?
the santa barbara show. but i can do any day in hollywood. i just dont want to end up paying 250 dollars for the sf festival they're playing in. but i will if i can't get a ticket.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.
I found out yesterday that my work in pretty much taking advantage of me.I'm making $11.50, while almost everyone else makes $12 and up. I've been working there longer than mostly everybody and work just as hard, if not harder.Definitely not stoked.
petty, but...i got a cavity recently probably because i drink a lot of coffee with sugar. the girl cleaning my teeth was like "try not to sip your coffee, just drink it and be done with it". i was like "don't <i>sip</i> my coffee??" what am i, gonna chug hot coffee?! we all know sugar substitutes taste like shit too. my life fuel has been compromised .
Not going on the computer or seeing quality boobies for a week was a total mind fuck.
Vicky you can always call the police to do a "belongings retrieval," I've set those up for folks before. A cop will come along to make sure shit doesn't get crazy.Also, about that lease, you could possibly get out of it if you get a restraining order against the guy. Or get him off the lease. My little sis was sharing a cell phone plan with an abusive prick and was able to get out of the contract once she had some court papers in hand.I know the legal system is super intimidating but in some cases it can really help out.
Quote from: jesco white on April 13, 2008, 07:40:19 AMExpand QuoteVicky you can always call the police to do a "belongings retrieval," I've set those up for folks before. A cop will come along to make sure shit doesn't get crazy.Also, about that lease, you could possibly get out of it if you get a restraining order against the guy. Or get him off the lease. My little sis was sharing a cell phone plan with an abusive prick and was able to get out of the contract once she had some court papers in hand.I know the legal system is super intimidating but in some cases it can really help out.[close]i know i can im just scared, i just feel like an idiot and i feel bad if people help me. id ont know.im feeling even worse now because they just carried out one of our members at my work on a stretcher thing because he just started to have a seizure in the hallway and i saw his wife run from a block away crying into the ambulance such a bummer i feel so awful
Vicky you can always call the police to do a "belongings retrieval," I've set those up for folks before. A cop will come along to make sure shit doesn't get crazy.Also, about that lease, you could possibly get out of it if you get a restraining order against the guy. Or get him off the lease. My little sis was sharing a cell phone plan with an abusive prick and was able to get out of the contract once she had some court papers in hand.I know the legal system is super intimidating but in some cases it can really help out.[close]
i turned 43 today im not stoaked
Quote from: baxty on April 13, 2008, 12:55:38 AMExpand QuoteNot going on the computer or seeing quality boobies for a week was a total mind fuck.[close]Sup Baxter, I was wondering why you haven't been on AIM lately.My ex-girlfriends aren't gonna harass themselves, you know.
Not going on the computer or seeing quality boobies for a week was a total mind fuck.[close]