oh i have so many haha. okay, so i was like 13, and i was crashing at my best friend's house, who's 5 years older than me, he's always sorta been like an older brother type deal for me and i basically lived at his house. so one night i sleep over, and his girlfriend was there too, i crashed out in the floor. i wake up in the morning, sit up and look over, and he's facing away from me sitting on the edge of the bed, jerking a load off into his girlfriend's mouth, who's facing toward me, her and i made eye contact, i laid back down super quick and tried to go back to sleep. that whole afternoon was sooooooo awkward.
so i met this girl on myspace summer after freshman year of high school. got her to send me nudes yada yada, it was kinda late at night. my mom's outta town and my buddy is squatting on my couch, and she wanted to hangout, so we go pick her up. like 20 minutes after she gets there her and i start hooking up, she started like hinting toward sex(i was a virgin but told her i wasnt for kewl points), so i grab one of those condoms i'd had in my dresser since forever, strap up and try to put it in, which took me forever because i had no idea what i was doing. about a minute and ten seconds later i blew the fattest load ever and my only response was "sorry, its been a while" we ended up having sex like 4 times that night. i took her home around 5 am, went home and went to sleep, she called me the next day, i didnt answer. then we started school again, and she was in one of my classes, i still didnt talk to her, eye contact with one another was extremely awkward.
i was fingerbanging my first like "legit" girlfriend once, like super hard, and outta nowhere she queefed, and we were like face to face when it happened, we both just kinda smiled and i kept going, was definitely weird. a few weeks later she wanted to lose her virginity to me, i was super down, but really drunk, and as soon as my back hit the bed there was no boners happening, she sucked me off for like 5 minutes, i got a chubby at the most. we broke up like a week later, it was really weird after that.
when i was like 17 there was this girl who i used to have sex with on many random drunken nights after random house parties. we would always have like crazy wild 3 hour sex, and one time she yelled "JUST COME IN ME ALREADY" i promptly pulled out, put my boxers and shorts back on, walked out and slept in the living room. was just really weird to be demanded of my come. her and i never spoke again after the next day haha.