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bastien
« on: October 26, 2006, 08:46:29 PM »
is he on a company yet?
and dont be a faggot and say who the fuck cares or some gay shit, just reply if you know whats up

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Re: bastien
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2006, 09:33:12 PM »
I heard he is on Blind.

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Re: bastien
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2006, 10:34:06 PM »
who the fuck cares or some gay shit

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Re: bastien
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 10:55:59 PM »
rumor is bastien donated money to some tribe in africa, and the tribe chief made him immortal, and he must have believed this, because he jumped from a second floor or something like that, which caused him fractures in both his legs, and won't be able to skate again.
and i'm not joking.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2006, 11:05:01 PM by LASA »

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Re: bastien
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 11:47:33 PM »
I heard he is blind! he smoked to much weed or something.

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Re: bastien
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2006, 12:12:11 AM »
Actually, he clapped himself so hard on the back, while cheering during another contest win, that he hurt his third vertebrae, rendering him unable to procreate ever again.

Thus, due to embarassment to gay sock wearing Europeans, he decided to "retire" early and collect change on the street.

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Re: bastien
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2006, 01:06:41 AM »
dont expect BB to toss any of his clothing co. profits change into bastiens styrofoam cup.
we needs a catcher not a bellyscratcher.
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Re: bastien
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2006, 01:34:41 AM »
he's on alis (on alis clothing only? not on alis skateboards?).
and he's playing guitar in his first ad in kingpin mag...
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Re: bastien
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2006, 01:37:48 AM »
rumor is bastien donated money to some tribe in africa, and the tribe chief made him immortal, and he must have believed this, because he jumped from a second floor or something like that, which caused him fractures in both his legs, and won't be able to skate again.
and i'm not joking.
he still skates and enters competitions...

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Re: bastien
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2006, 02:20:12 AM »
I heard he is blind! he smoked to much weed or something.
hahaha
i bet youre not looking forward to salabanzi on blind.

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Re: bastien
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2006, 02:25:29 AM »
Met him in Paris - not a dick as claimed. Still skates and was wearing Alis jeans I noticed. He hadnt got a board but skated on mine (played skate with him). Nice feller and can certainly still skate like a beast (fullcab dub flips, switch dub heels anyone? - all so high!)

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Re: bastien
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2006, 02:36:16 AM »
Ummm... Yeah, he's a Eurolutzka...

Kinda like you and your friends.

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Re: bastien
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2006, 04:04:50 AM »
friend:  id bang that girl 2nd to left on the bottom

me: why not just say girl, theres only 1 in the picture

friend: really?

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Re: bastien
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2006, 07:17:06 AM »
yeh...you lot would rather bitch about anyone than chat bout skating or something - i'm off to do something productive with my life unlike you cunts

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Re: bastien
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2006, 08:07:00 AM »
I'd bang that chick that you can only see her eye....I'd take that chance....

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Re: bastien
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2006, 08:07:28 AM »
wait is that a dude with rosy cheeks?

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Re: bastien
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2006, 08:09:22 AM »
Actually, he clapped himself so hard on the back, while cheering during another contest win, that he hurt his third vertebrae, rendering him unable to procreate ever again.

Thus, due to embarassment to gay sock wearing Europeans, he decided to "retire" early and collect change on the street.
Ummm... Yeah, he's a Eurolutzka...

Kinda like you and your friends.

I'm going to have to agree with these^^^^^^^
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: bastien
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2006, 08:10:51 AM »
The dude in the back is like 13 and has the illest receding hairline i've ever seen
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: bastien
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2006, 08:51:34 AM »
The dude in the back is like 13 and has the illest receding hairline i've ever seen

hahahaahaahahhahaha
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Re: bastien
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2006, 10:54:26 AM »
I'd bang that chick that you can only see her eye....I'd take that chance....

That was like the Where's Waldo of boners. Well done.

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Re: bastien
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2006, 06:23:13 AM »
everyone on that photo is 18/19 - you lot need to sort it out

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Re: bastien
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2006, 07:52:30 AM »
my cousin told me Headache makes a dollar a minute

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Re: bastien
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2006, 08:12:08 AM »
Holy shit that is longest post i have ever seen here.
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Re: bastien
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2006, 08:35:36 AM »
This was one of the sickest things I've ever read

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Re: bastien
« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2006, 08:41:48 AM »
headache, what you wrote is true. But i think thats how it should be. Fuck people for whom success is an objective in it self.

There's a big difference in wanting to become a better skater and wanting to be the best out there. Pushing limits as far as tricks are conserned is cool if its done out of love for skating. But someone wanting to be the best is just whack.

Edit: I want to add that I don't especially dislike Bastien. He's ok, although his style isn't very good. I wish we'd see more of him in the future.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2006, 01:13:19 PM by corto »

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Re: bastien
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2006, 08:53:56 AM »
how can you be an expert on slapheads after like 22 posts.....you should have spent all that time justifying 'self-cheering' cause that's the main reason people don't like him...why do you nitpick this vs. finding something on the board you agree with and say...'yeah..you guys are right!  SMILES!'

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Re: bastien
« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2006, 08:56:02 AM »
Because he has probably had accounts before or is super long time lurker.
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Re: bastien
« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2006, 08:57:33 AM »
fuck man...sometimes i DO feel like a loser posting on message boards...then I realize there are career lurkers and I don't feel so bad...

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Re: bastien
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2006, 11:13:59 AM »
rad post headache but the thing is, I was only talking from my own experience - We nipped to Bercy one day during our trip and he was there, he got talking to me after he saw me skated around, we played skate and I found him to be a nice feller. I cant lie about how he was. And I ended my post saying how he was wearing Alis jeans too so a bit of 'gossip'. Just find it right out of order that something of my personal myspace got dragged into it all. Everyone has opinions of how people are etc but I was just telling it how I saw it thats all, if someone disagrees then fair do's. I cant stand Ryan Sheckler etc (although that crazy heelflip sex change thing was rad), but to be fair I havnt met him, he might not be the arragent little shit he appears to be.

EDIT: On a sidenote rumor has it that when Ben Grove was in the US he saw Ryan Sheckler...he only said one thing to the guy that went something along the lines of 'you ent got shit on Mikey Wright' and then he skated off haha

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Re: bastien
« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2006, 11:21:49 AM »
So over time, World became the cool thing even though their boards sucked.

world boards were really good, they just didn't last long.