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Title: Nickname a skater.
Post by: NickDagger on October 05, 2007, 10:54:00 PM: Tommy Scandelous Sandoval

Mike "real dick" Valelly

Tony Hawk = Bony Cock

Felix "one big ass idiot" Arguelles
(http://onefelix.com/ )

Jason "Scientologists do tre flips better" Lee

Brian Anderson, Brad Staba = the incredibly gay duo.

Henry "the game" Sanchez

hell i don't know, i'm sleepy, lets see you idiots do better
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: blazini on October 05, 2007, 11:34:21 PM: rick howard : dick coward.

i always had this one and now i can finally use it. lol.
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: boyan on October 06, 2007, 01:52:04 AM: Quote from: blazini on October 05, 2007, 11:34:21 PM
rick howard : dick coward.

i always had this one and now i can finally use it. lol.

although laughing with rickk seems stupid, this was pretty funny, haha
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: frisco on October 06, 2007, 02:25:12 AM: mike "the mouth" carroll.

eric "lost one" koston (that ones reaaallllyy bad)

mike-mo "cap-balding" capaldi

i dunno i cant think of shit its 230am im going to bed
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Anton on October 06, 2007, 02:31:10 AM: Jesse "the Paez" Paez
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: LDS. on October 06, 2007, 02:31:15 AM: bastsien salabanzi (SALABANZ)
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on October 06, 2007, 05:55:25 AM: Guy Gnariano

John Gnardiel

Danny Gnarcia

Gnark Gonzales

David Clark "Lil' Dave"
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: thisoneguy on October 06, 2007, 07:56:15 AM: chillin raider
dylan reider
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: brent on October 06, 2007, 08:15:03 AM: omg a brian anderson gay joke lol dat was a good one
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Edward Penishands on October 06, 2007, 08:31:12 AM: dick nagger

although im not sure he skates

;D
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Lance on October 06, 2007, 08:31:43 AM: Jesus Fernandez "The Jesus"
Guy Mariano "The Don"

SFA:
"SFAtori Movement"
"SFAparella Records"
"SFigga"
"SFAtchatory Rape"

Too many more to list....i know i got so many but cant think of em.
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: heckler on October 06, 2007, 08:58:47 AM: Ronson 'The Snail' Lambert
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: kev on October 06, 2007, 09:13:47 AM: Quote from: LDS. on October 06, 2007, 02:31:15 AM
bastsien salabanzi (SALABANZ)

You mean Bastard Salad-Bar Seat?
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: blazini on October 06, 2007, 09:24:13 AM: Quote from: ATMurrell on October 06, 2007, 08:58:47 AM
Ronson 'The Snail' Lambert

you mean Ronson 'Shrimp Face' Lambert?
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: blazini on October 06, 2007, 09:28:39 AM: Jerry 'Pepé Le Pew' Hsu

Don 'Nyugen Chinese Food Buffet' Nguyen
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Guile on October 06, 2007, 09:29:32 AM: what a shitty idea for a topic.
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Post by: brent on October 06, 2007, 09:31:15 AM: wow.
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Post by: somekid on October 06, 2007, 01:32:30 PM: bucky lasik-lucky elastic.
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Post by: histamiini on October 06, 2007, 01:47:43 PM: Louie Flatbarletta
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: deluxe_six on October 06, 2007, 02:14:10 PM: Quote from: NickDagger on October 05, 2007, 10:54:00 PM
Felix "one big ass idiot" Arguelles
(http://onefelix.com/ )
holy shit
read his bio on his website
what a fucking joke
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 06, 2007, 06:39:41 PM: Anthony " Upchuck" Scalamare

AKA Ragdoll
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Paulwall on October 06, 2007, 06:52:49 PM: Jamie Thomas

Jackass Forest
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Raw!!! on October 06, 2007, 07:21:07 PM: Quote from: Guile on October 06, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
what a shitty idea for a topic.
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: NickDagger on October 06, 2007, 10:15:59 PM: long dong daewon song
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: blazini on October 06, 2007, 10:21:20 PM: mark 'papa smurf' gonzalez

mark 'cherry tree' appleyard
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Mullet Man on October 07, 2007, 12:44:09 AM: Fat Muska
Danny Gay
Colin McGay
Sean Tuffy
James Belch
Phat Duffy
Salman Rock On
Mark Appletard
Arto Sorry
Scary Me Rogers
P-Ron Jeremy
The Fonz
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: brooklyn brawler on October 07, 2007, 07:44:24 AM: Quote from: Raw! on October 06, 2007, 07:21:07 PM
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what a shitty idea for a topic.
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Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: loophole on October 07, 2007, 07:49:34 AM: Quote from: Sony MDR V2 headphones on October 06, 2007, 05:55:25 AM
Gnark Gnarzales
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Post by: NickDagger on October 07, 2007, 08:42:27 AM: trainwreck = trainwreck
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: MFS on October 07, 2007, 08:56:35 AM: Quote from: Raw! on October 06, 2007, 07:21:07 PM
Quote from: Guile on October 06, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
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what a shitty idea for a topic.
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Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Anton on October 07, 2007, 03:13:16 PM: Torey "Pizza Face" Pudwill
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: 1987 on October 07, 2007, 06:16:18 PM: Quote from: MFS on October 07, 2007, 08:56:35 AM
Quote from: Raw! on October 06, 2007, 07:21:07 PM
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Quote from: Guile on October 06, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
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what a shitty idea for a topic.
[close]
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I thought this was going to be something better.

Something along the lines of:

Tosh "Hit and Run" Townend
Jim "Ex-smack addict" Greco
Jake "Pro-Hoe" Phelps
Terry "Whitest Black Guy pretending to be a Black Guy" Kennedy (I mean come fucking on, Long Beach? Compton-ass my ass)
Jake "Death Immune" Brown
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on October 07, 2007, 06:19:46 PM: bobby worrest= wobbly boris

Mike "the Miz" carroll

Alex olson= alex trebolson

A-hole dan drehobl

Tony Trujillo= True Jello

Frank "Rhinoplasty" Gerwer
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Penis_Monster on October 07, 2007, 06:36:36 PM: "Macho Man" Randy Savage
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Post by: thisoneguy on October 07, 2007, 06:57:05 PM: ronson "humpback" lambert
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: Guile on October 07, 2007, 07:01:11 PM: Quote from: thisoneguy on October 07, 2007, 06:57:05 PM
ronson "humpback" lambert

lets just call him freeze frame from now on. or pixel...
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 07, 2007, 07:04:47 PM: I've always called Chad Bartie "Yeehaw Legs". The guy looks like he's permanently riding a horse.
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: john on October 07, 2007, 08:10:20 PM: brent 'faggot arms' atchley
Title: Re: Nickname a skater.
Post by: 1987 on October 08, 2007, 04:26:22 AM: Ronson "Shoegazer" Lambert has a much better ring to it.
Jereme "Faggot Tats" Rogers
Kenny "Iron Fist" Hughes