Alright. Back to the task at hand. Cut and pasted from Skatersinc.
Well now that he talked shit on Jackie, she is pissed, and is giving me the dirt on rawbcat.
Apparently, when Rawbcat was younger, his buddy was sleeping over at his house, and his buddy was in the bathroom, and when he came in to rawbcats bedroom, he caught good ole rawbcat greasing and dousing his douchepile with a bottle of baby oil, like on his ass, legs in the air, and lubing himself up for what he thought was going to be "his first time." Needless to say, it was an akward sleep over after that.
Many, many, many more stories to come Hypey Mikey.