Since your lack of guns means you don't have any dignity, I kind of feel bad. Here is an idea for how you non-US bitches might be able to get past the blocks:
http://www.samair.ru/proxy/Go to this site, and select an IP address and port number that is in the US.
In Mozilla: >Tools, >Options, >Advanced, >Network, >Settings, >Manual Proxy Configuration
Now, put your IP address and port number in the correct spaces beside it, and hit okay. It should look like you're coming in from the US.