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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless."That guy is double parked.""Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.
just one, but it will take over 50 tries.
how are they supposed to film it in the dark before the light bulb gets put in?unless the camera has a light or they brought a couple floodswhich then why would they even need the bulb?homeless jokes of logic
Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house
One post in and he's threatening pro skaters with violence over their shitty bands. Best first post ever?
Quote from: TheLurper on January 15, 2020, 01:10:06 PMExpand QuoteHow many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.[close]Three. One to do it, one to film, and one to say, "Dude, that was awesome."
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A homeless dude told me this joke like 15 years ago and I hated it when he first told me, but now I love it.This might be better in whatever, but since it is technically a question, I'm going to leave it here.[close]
Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on January 16, 2020, 03:21:02 AMExpand Quotejust one, but it will take over 50 tries.[close]On the 50th try the bulb will get screwed in crooked but that will have to do, he's not going back up that ladder again to fuck with it 30 more times.
just one, but it will take over 50 tries.[close]