I went back to my hometown, only to discover nobody has been handling the law down there. Little kids were running around, trying to steal shit, calling older guys assholes, standing in the way and not moving, and just doing everything wrong.
Half the kids weren't even skating. Some kid was on a Big Wheel running over everyone's shit. He looked at me and called me a "Chinese Butt".
I asked why nobody's done anything about them, and the reply I got from the locals was, "Dude, they're just little kids. What do you want us to do?"
I said, "Smash them."
So I went over, took the Big Wheel and chucked it across the park. I took some other kids' boards and put them where everyone was standing, and said, "Now you guys wait in line until it's your turn."
The kid with the Big Wheel came back and spit on me, so I spit on him back. I looked at the other kids, and said, "You better do what's best for you", so they all spit on the kid and kicked him out.
I will fight a little kid if he wants to fight me. I'm the size of most 12-15 year olds anyway. Kid wants to go, he'll be seeing himself locked into a Nick Diaz Gogoplata in seconds.