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Steak is great
« on: February 01, 2007, 09:25:55 PM »
Do you like steak?
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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 09:29:00 PM »
no

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 09:29:43 PM »
This thread should be deleted. I make better threads than this.
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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 09:33:22 PM »
This thread should be deleted. I make better threads than this.

You're pretty much a pathetic idiot. Go eat steak now.
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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 09:34:48 PM »
I only eat steak once a month.
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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 09:39:06 PM »
TeRiYaKI StEaK fOR YoU!!1!1!!!

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 09:47:14 PM »
I haven't had steak in so long, tomorrow maybe.

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 09:53:36 PM »
Steak is great.

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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 10:15:43 PM »
This thread should be deleted. I make better threads than this.

that's not really sayin' much

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 10:18:03 PM »
i like it more than chicken....less than fish....

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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 11:38:35 PM »
Knock off the horns and rub some Montreal Steak Spice on it. Raw and tastey.



Steak's better at home. Fish is better in a restaurant.

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 11:39:22 PM »
KOBE BEEF. or some sirloin

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 05:59:34 AM »
KOBE Ribeye is definitely the money shot


I actually can't cook a steak good at home, no grill... So if I wan't a properly cooked steak then it ends up being an expensive night.

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 07:41:19 AM »
Mad cow isn't a nice way to go.

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 07:47:51 AM »
Mad cow isn't a nice way to go.

This is what happens when you don't eat steak. Shut up, pussy.

Grilled medium well with onions, with good bread and butter and fries and you've got a meal.
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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2007, 07:59:13 AM »
medium well???

I like my shit crispy on the out side and red in the middle. medium rare for me with some kind of potatoes.

I had my first Ruth's Chris steak the other night, where the grill is 1200 degrees or some shit and the plates are like 800 degrees and they come out sizzeling in butter. First thing I did was grab the plate to pull it closer and burnt the dog shit out of my fingers. The pain was so distracting that I couldn't enjoy the steak, fucking bumbed.

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2007, 08:08:52 AM »
you couldn't tell by the sizzling butter that the plate was hot? 
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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2007, 08:21:51 AM »
Mad cow isn't a nice way to go.

come on, how many people get mad cow? thats the last thing to worry about
but fuck steak, i'll take chicken over it any day, buts thats becuase i live in steakland and dont want to hear about it
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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 10:17:26 AM »
Facts about steak, (cows)

1. 70% of the cows in America carry the leukemia virus, (due to their sick living conditions).

2. The rainforests are being cutdown at a staggering rate so that cows can graze on the grass there. The cows grazing the grass kills the soil so that no more grass or any plants or trees can grow there. Therefore more rainforest has to be cut down for more cows to eat the grass. This destroys entire habitats and species of animals in addition to robbing us of precious oxygen that we breathe and also adding to the global warming crisis. All this so we can eat cows.

3. After the global mad cow disease scare, every country in the world raised their standards for checking cows and allowing them to be eaten as food. In America we lowered the standards, (the congresswomen in charge of the mad cow epidemic in America was a former lobbyist for the cattle industry.)

4.If you are a Christian, (which I am not), it says repeatedly in the bible by God and his disciples, prophets, apostles, etc... to not eat meat. The only time God allowed it was when there was the great flood with Noah.

If you are going to eat any kind of meat, you would be smart not to eat cows. Have a nice day and please call again. Byebye.

 

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 10:20:30 AM »


Go vegan, slappy curbs, skate fast, eat ass

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2007, 10:20:40 AM »
some serious shit dropped by someone with a bill cosby booty bouncing avatar
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2007, 10:28:37 AM »
No doubt! Just keepin it real over here, nawmsayn.

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2007, 10:58:09 AM »
Another reason not to eat a cow, they are the single source of methane which is around 20x more powerful then carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas. Fun fact for Canadians, between Calgary and Lethbridge, Alberta (a distance of about 200km) all of the cattle feedlots create the same amount of sewage as a city of 1 million people all of it is untreated.

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Re: Steak is great
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2007, 10:59:42 AM »
you dont know shit about the angus barn

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« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2007, 11:33:01 AM »
Cooked medium well with onions,red and green peppers,peppercorn and Jack Daniels poured over the top while cooking.

Steak fries and A-1 and you're set.

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« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2007, 11:58:56 AM »
whether you cook or not, all men know how to cook a steak. it's one of the fundamentals instincts we have.

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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2007, 12:01:29 PM »
Don't act like you know how to cook meat.

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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2007, 12:06:54 PM »
i put on acts for no one, not even your thespian boyfriend.

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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2007, 12:09:21 PM »
Do you really think models dig guys that eat full steaks?

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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2007, 12:13:51 PM »
yes.
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