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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
It had two things wrong with it:
1. I first put that she just "bombs hills." I had to add the word "can" because the last time I spent the night at her house, I taught her to go down a hill in her neighborhood. I didn't want it to sound like she's some dirty, washed up skate-whore like the hags you seem to like hanging out with so much. She's scared to even roll around on one; she just has the ability to do it when she wants to.
2. I didn't want you to get the wrong idea about what the product would be used for if she got sponsored (which I assume she probably could,) so I had to include the part about it being used for firewood. Her basement gets cold, and it's only source of heat is a fireplace. She screams a lot when we fuck, so I have to keep her down there. Therefore, I'm offering you this deal right now, man to man: for fifty skateboard decks per week, I promise to send you new footage of her bombing a different hill every month. I can't guarantee that she'll be wearing any of your products, but I'm sure you can edit that in. Also, if we break up for any reason, the decks are to be sent to HER house -- not mine. I do not want those things laying around here. Do we have a deal or what?