New mod

[Riq Dikulous]

Riq dun came through with the slick moderation
fuck a Veganshawn, give ya boy his occupation
there'll be more masturbation
and more player hatin
niggas faces turnin Scarlet like they Lost in Translation

Question: What exactly is a panty raider?
cause im gutter like the Meth, but finesse like Gail Sayers
the Slap orchestrator, organic brick layer
if she a meatflute player, im her labia surveyor

[longballlarry]

niggas faces turnin Scarlet like they Lost in Translation

[bill hates]

did anyone else chuckle at the cute little anarchists voting system?

[johnn]

i'd say gub, bb, or newton. in that order

[vicky]

All of vicky's votes are invalidated by the fact that she is a woman. Since I have expressed this to her over AIM, she has made it clear that she would like all of her votes transferred over to me. I am currently winning by a landslide, with 15 votes.

i would never transfer my posts to you. i would give them to ms / bb / sleazy . not you. not ever.

[erik.]

chris hanson, he'd keep the board in line.

[Joshewwz]

I voted BB

[johnn]

gub for prez

[Alexactly]

I kinda hope Newton does capitalize on his easy victory over Shawn to be come grand chancellor of the slap message boards and finally bring about the slap holocaust.

[Dr Newton]

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All of vicky's votes are invalidated by the fact that she is a woman. Since I have expressed this to her over AIM, she has made it clear that she would like all of her votes transferred over to me. I am currently winning by a landslide, with 15 votes.

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i would never transfer my posts to you. i would give them to ms / bb / sleazy . not you. not ever.

You said you hoped I won. That transferred all of your votes to me.

Just be quiet and let a man handle a man's business. There has got to be a dirty pile of laundry somewhere for you to be washing.

[fatcockXL]

what does a moderator do?

[frisco]

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All of vicky's votes are invalidated by the fact that she is a woman. Since I have expressed this to her over AIM, she has made it clear that she would like all of her votes transferred over to me. I am currently winning by a landslide, with 15 votes.

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i would never transfer my posts to you. i would give them to ms / bb / sleazy . not you. not ever.

[close]

You said you hoped I won. That transferred all of your votes to me.

Just be quiet and let a man handle a man's business. There has got to be a dirty pile of laundry somewhere for you to be washing.

and you guys are voting for this prick, i hope no ones serious

[vicky]

what does a moderator do?

i fucking love you.

[Dr Newton]

I kinda hope Newton does capitalize on his easy victory over Shawn to be come grand chancellor of the slap message boards and finally bring about the slap holocaust.

There will not be any "SLAP holocaust." I will simply reinvent the forum by transferring VeganFagg and many other users to a new Happy Fun Camp Forum, where they will all have loads of fun posting while not disturbing the peace of anyone else. I will occasionally delete a post or two, but it really will not be so bad. I promise. They will most likely enjoy posting there.

[Dr Newton]

Brooklyn Brawler is now trailing me by ten votes guys. Come on. Seal the deal. Lets make this a landslide in my favor.

[brooklyn brawler]

Newton is the poor man's Jesse, I'm sorry.

[Alexactly]

Dr. Newton is no kind of Jesse.

[fuckingvegan]

did anyone else chuckle at the cute little anarchists voting system?

Since you are to stupid to learn on your own. Now go fuck yourself.

1d3. What is Self-Management?

If workers' solidarity is the principle which binds workers together, and direct action that which guides their behaviour in struggle against capital and the state, self-management is that which guides the functioning of the workers' organisations in the present, and that of the syndicates which will one day form the basis for social organisation. The principle of self-management refers simply to the idea that the purpose of social organisations should be for the administration of things rather than the government of people. Obviously, it makes social organisation and cooperation possible, while at the same time making possible the highest possible amount of individual freedom. It is the foundation for the day-to-day functioning of Libertarian Communist society, or, in the best sense of the word, Anarchy.

Self-management as a new principle or ideas is probably defined best in contrast with the forms of democracy, impoverished that they are, that the world is most familiar with (excluding those that drop out of U.S. bombers, of course). Wheras the principle of self-management places day-to-day decision-making in the hands of the members of the workers' union in this particular case, so-called representative democracy divulges decision-making power into the hands of a political elite -- what was once described by Proudhon as a "dictatorship of five-hundred heads". Whatever the ideological spin placed on the concept, the fact is that the type of democracy offered by the parliamentary model is a very poor vehicle for social and individual freedom (see section 1C for the ideological arguments).

For example, on a practical level, in order to gain access to political office, one requires funding. The only people who have the type of funding to support the campaign of a prospective politician is the capitalist class, and no one ever gives money for nothing. The capitalist class require something from the politicians they support, and they tend more often that not to get it. Therefore, politicians are corrupted by the time they get to office by the very process of getting there.

To take another example, once politicians, with their campaign backers looking on from behind, get into office, they are completely beyond the reach of the electorate for the entire duration of their term of office. From their first day in the seat of power they can break as many promises as they want, and no one can do anything about it. They can make new promises, backpeddle, change alligences, change their policy positions or do whatever else they want without anyone being able to do anything about it.

The purpose of the principle of self-management is to overcome these fundamental flaws in representative democracy by allowing workers in their unions to develop "the facts of the future," alluded to above. [3] If representative democracy is clouded (like thick, muddy clay, some might say), beyond the day-to-day control of the electorate and corrupted by the capitalist system, then self-management must allow for complete transperacy within the workers' organisations. For each individual participating in their self-managed workplace union, it must bring decision-making back to a scale where each individual is not so preoccupied with the daily task of keeping body and soul together that they have no time for paying attention to things being done in their name. Those who hold official posts within the organisation must be accountable for their actions.

In order to achieve this transperancy and accountability, anarcho-syndicalists institute a number of practises: delegation and mandate of responsibility, the rotation of delegates, the recallability of delegates, federalism and confederalism (see directly below). The institution of these practises is a manifestation both of the idea of revolutionary gymnastics and of the axiomatic anarcho-syndicalist principle that means must be consistent with ends.

In a similar sense to the idea of direct action, the fact that members of an anarcho-syndicalist union practise libertarian, direct democracy in the present prepares them for the day when the union local becomes not merely a society for resistance to capital, but the workers' council through which production is administered collectively after management and shareholding and other forms of parasitism have been abolished. Futhermore, if the anarcho-syndicalist union is indeed to be the "fact of the future (libertarian society)", where a social order of workers' self-management of production guarantees that individual autonomy and dignity are respected, then that order of workers' self-management must logically be instituted immediately. A free society cannot be instituted from above; it cannot be handed over by a supposedly "communist" regime upon the completion of a revolutionary coup d'etat. The development of a free society begins in the hearts and mind and daily habits of individuals; it grows like a flower as isolated, atomised, alienated individuals learn to cooperate in groups, as they learn to work together, as they learn responsibility for themselves and their enviroment and vigilance against the development of new centres of power.

This is what is truly revolutionary about the concept of workers' self-management. Political movements have always promised to liberate the workers and to better their situation, but betrayed them as soon as they gained political power. Political power is an instrument of domination; that state socialist movements have willingly or unwillingly failed to recognise this fact is the reason for their consistent and abject failure. Where they have failed, then, the concept of workers' self-management will ultimately succeed, for the simple fact that it recognises a very simple truth about the mechanics of liberation: freedom cannot be given, it must be taken. Any freedom which is given can be taken away again. Only when ordinary people who live outside spheres of wealth and political power decide to take their power back, from and against those who control and maintain the various systems of exploitation and oppression, will a permanent and lasting freedom even come to fall within the realm of mere possibility (much less to say reality).

[artichoke]

Fatcock wins at life.

[fuckingvegan]

Dr. Newton is no kind of Jesse.

Aw cute. Didn't you get banned from spamming the boards Alex? Do you have a reinstatement letter?

[kevbo999]

But only because fatcock wasn't an option.

[bill hates]

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did anyone else chuckle at the cute little anarchists voting system?

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Since you are to stupid to learn on your own. Now go fuck yourself.

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i suck at my life

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anarchist poser!

[fuckingvegan]

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did anyone else chuckle at the cute little anarchists voting system?

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Since you are to stupid to learn on your own. Now go fuck yourself.

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i suck at my life

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anarchist poser!

You are hurting my feelings.

[Randozzi]

glad no one has voted for me(Isaac). i quit for reason because i'd ban 40% of the assholes that post here.

[fuckingvegan]

Brooklyn Brawler should be the new mod

[fuckingvegan]

glad no one has voted for me(Isaac). i quit for reason because i'd ban 40% of the assholes that post here.

Wish someone would man up and do it.

[babySW33TS]

did anybody see my dada? he drinked da brown watah again today and went sleepy sleep when he was walkin. da ground hit him on his big shrek head and i didnt see him for a long time. i keep checkin da different treads where i hear aunt vickys name, tinkin dat its him talkin bout her gain.. it usully is but he gets gone away too fast for me ta say hay dada hows yer head now?
dada falls alot taha hes a funny shrek dada when he hits da floor and boom boom

[Randozzi]

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glad no one has voted for me(Isaac). i quit for reason because i'd ban 40% of the assholes that post here.

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Wish someone would man up and do it.

you'd be on the short list with some of the bullshit you've been doing.

let it go, man. let it go.

[ice nine]

two ex mods saying how they would ban a shitload of people. which is what everyone wants. i didnt see either of you pushing for powers to ban when you had the power.

[Edward Penishands]

did anybody see my dada? he drinked da brown watah again today and went sleepy sleep when he was walkin. da ground hit him on his big shrek head and i didnt see him for a long time. i keep checkin da different treads where i hear aunt vickys name, tinkin dat its him talkin bout her gain.. it usully is but he gets gone away too fast for me ta say hay dada hows yer head now?
dada falls alot taha hes a funny shrek dada when he hits da floor and boom boom

can anyone who is still a mod just ban him already?  it's old, unfunny, and tasteless.

thank you.