I love that most of the stories are about the various Vu's. Is that a michigan-only thing?
My buddy got a private lapdance at the one in Saginaw, got his tip licked, and ended up fucking her for a couple weeks. She had a stripper pole in her living room and had him sit at the base so she could spin around and slide onto his dick. I didn't believe him at first, but he did have a stack of 100+ free passes to show for it. Only good at that location, unfortunately.
Went to Lansing a couple weeks ago for my first non-Hurley strip club trip (Bobby knows what I'm talking about), did Omars (i think...pretty near some bar, topless-only?) and the Vu. Got a dance at Omar's and had no idea you're encouraged to shamelessly grope them. The part where they make small talk before the next song is weird...she told me her real name (I forgot it immediately, Cinnamon was a much better name) and tried telling me about classes she was taking.
I think the most important advice I can give is, regardless where you go, get real drunk first. Also get cash first and leave your ATM card at home.