^^^^ Well, you're both shite.
But, come to think of it, I guess you'd have to have had actual sexual relations with someone, whether male or female, to want to call yourself "big sexy", now wouldn't you?
And we all know that you (or your alter ego) are going to make some lame attempt of making fun of me by saying that I'm either homosexual or by making some crude joke about my Mom / girlfriend, so just spare us. Please.
Thanks,
The Management