one day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. curious, he asks the fat man how it got there. "well," says the fat man, "i was walking along the beach when i tripped over a lamp. there was a puff of smoke and this great magnificent guy in a turban came rolling out, it said, i am a genie. for releasing me i can grant you one wish? And i said, 'No shit!'"