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Title: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: StroudMears on May 30, 2012, 04:49:33 PM
U mad bishes be mirin my aesthetic gold trucks ?

(http://img.clasf.mx/2012/03/02/Trucks-Phantom-2-Skateboarding-Colores-20120302115314.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: crackrazor on May 30, 2012, 05:14:57 PM
Who makes the best baklava? I like the turkish stuff.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: samsk8 on May 30, 2012, 05:23:31 PM
i wish all trucks came in a trendy box like this!!

WHOS WITH ME?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: pile on May 30, 2012, 06:01:12 PM
holy shit i forgot about phantom. i definitely got conned into buying a pair when i first started skating. i broke my kingpin and didn't know it was replaceable at the time, and when i brought my board into the shop the guy told me that it was game over for those trucks. got some blue phantoms and those bad boys blew up from an intense slappy noseslide shortly after getting them.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 30, 2012, 06:22:59 PM
How high can you Ollie, bro?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: pica on May 30, 2012, 07:29:33 PM
why doesn't Donald duck wear pants, but he wears a towel when he gets out of the shower?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: ivegotlevitation on May 30, 2012, 07:46:26 PM
what made you want to buy those trucks? was it the shiny colors? or built in riser pads? elaborate on your bad purchase.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Joe Pesci on May 30, 2012, 07:51:54 PM
why did you get phantoms when you can get krepers?

(http://www.outlookskates.com/TrucksKreeperBlack.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: trannies and mannies on May 30, 2012, 10:39:07 PM
Post nude photos of these so called "bishes that be mirin" your shitty trucks.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: via on May 31, 2012, 01:44:31 AM
what made you want to buy those trucks? was it the shiny colors? or built in riser pads? elaborate on your bad purchase.

They were marketed specifically as "Shock Pads.". You'll never get pressure cracks again!

And they were made out of styrofoam.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Sondor on May 31, 2012, 01:51:16 AM
cut or uncut?
innie or outie?
do you put the ketchup in the fridge?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: finknoos on May 31, 2012, 02:24:21 AM
Why do you think anyone cares?

Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: StroudMears on May 31, 2012, 06:25:37 AM
Who makes the best baklava? I like the turkish stuff.
Should be more specific, who as in person/bakery/country? Anyway I would say kane sumabat, he thrives on them and is looking pretty juicy so they must be pretty good. Other than that, i'm not a big fan of them, reminds me too much of turkish clasmates who would bring their shitty baklavas too lunch and I'd be like, wtf is that man, wtf is that. So baklavas piss me off in general.

i wish all trucks came in a trendy box like this!!

WHOS WITH ME?
I remember crails did/do.

holy shit i forgot about phantom. i definitely got conned into buying a pair when i first started skating. i broke my kingpin and didn't know it was replaceable at the time, and when i brought my board into the shop the guy told me that it was game over for those trucks. got some blue phantoms and those bad boys blew up from an intense slappy noseslide shortly after getting them.
That's why you never buy BLUE phantoms, they suck man.

How high can you Ollie, bro?
About the width of your moms vagina, which is about 6 or 7 decks stacked together.

why doesn't Donald duck wear pants, but he wears a towel when he gets out of the shower?

Dolan please.

what made you want to buy those trucks? was it the shiny colors? or built in riser pads? elaborate on your bad purchase.
The shiny aspect definitely helped, didn't know about the riser pads. I don't like riser pads very much.

why did you get phantoms when you can get krepers?

(http://www.outlookskates.com/TrucksKreeperBlack.gif)
These will be my next buy. They look great. Btw kill my nextdoor neighbours dog could you pesci.

cut or uncut?
innie or outie?
do you put the ketchup in the fridge?
Unmutilated
Innie, although would say it's more level.
I always have a bottle of ketchup with me, but if I don't I store it in the fridge.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on May 31, 2012, 07:48:46 AM
Constant nosebleed your entire life vs only eating worms for the rest of your life.

Give head to the ugliest female hobo in the world vs worlds best blowjob from Justin Timberlake

Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: StroudMears on May 31, 2012, 09:46:27 AM
Constant nosebleed your entire life vs only eating worms for the rest of your life.

Give head to the ugliest female hobo in the world vs worlds best blowjob from Justin Timberlake



Worms are a great source of protein. I would opt for horn or silk worms because they are most nutritious.
I would have to eat about 25-30 worms per day too meet my caloric requirements, but maybe less if I bake or fry them with some oil.
They don't taste that bad either, I tried it a couple of times. I would most likely feed them myself to get them slightly more juicy and thick so I would have to eat less.

And a BJ from JT without a doubt. The ugliest female hobo would probably resemble a man more than justin timberlake himself.

good questions, here's one for you to turn the tables
1 million guaranteed or a 50% chance at 1 billion.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on May 31, 2012, 09:48:46 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JYM_gxKrz3M/TMqWRIEsFDI/AAAAAAAAAEE/FrrYXvm8q88/s1600/why-god-why1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Grubby Mits on May 31, 2012, 09:51:52 AM
Do you play a lottery that has a 99% chance of winning one million and a 1% chance of your head imploding? If yes what is worst odds you'd play at?

Would you rather get fucked by a dog and have no one ever find out or not get fucked by a dog and have EVERYONE in the world think you did, unable to convince them otherwise?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Sondor on May 31, 2012, 12:13:48 PM
do you even lift?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: StroudMears on May 31, 2012, 12:57:55 PM
do you even lift?
do you even misc?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Wh0l3 on June 01, 2012, 06:14:25 AM
do they skateboard???

how fast can you sakterboard???

how much do u hate homework and teachers and ur mom??
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on June 01, 2012, 10:07:42 AM
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Constant nosebleed your entire life vs only eating worms for the rest of your life.

Give head to the ugliest female hobo in the world vs worlds best blowjob from Justin Timberlake


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Worms are a great source of protein. I would opt for horn or silk worms because they are most nutritious.
I would have to eat about 25-30 worms per day too meet my caloric requirements, but maybe less if I bake or fry them with some oil.
They don't taste that bad either, I tried it a couple of times. I would most likely feed them myself to get them slightly more juicy and thick so I would have to eat less.

And a BJ from JT without a doubt. The ugliest female hobo would probably resemble a man more than justin timberlake himself.

good questions, here's one for you to turn the tables
1 million guaranteed or a 50% chance at 1 billion.

Def 1 million! Fuck chances!
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: StroudMears on June 01, 2012, 11:54:22 AM


Just skated them, they ride pretty good.
I honestly notice no difference with any other truck, turn fine, grind fine. The only thing is they squeek a little bit and are still a bit stiff, but that's expected with new trucks.

Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: fulfillthedream on June 03, 2012, 08:26:26 PM
who remembers these???

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/835/2298h.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/88/2298h.jpg/)

Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: StroudMears on October 11, 2012, 03:39:50 AM
Well couple months on, skated most days, phantoms still function great.
I can say with certainty now, the bad reviews everywhere are bullshit.
10/10 would purchase again.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who bought gold phantom trucks anything
Post by: Upgrayedd on October 11, 2012, 09:37:25 AM
who remembers these???

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/835/2298h.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/88/2298h.jpg/)


titan ti-lites? Those things fucking sucked