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Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« on: March 07, 2013, 05:41:35 PM »
In an era where the industry is run by energy drinks and Rob Dyrdek, PSFITBA comes as a breath of fresh air. Bob LaSalle's fluent and graceful style is reminiscent of a young Dan Gesmer with a sprinkle of Neil Blender and two large handfuls of Bill Danforth at the peak of his alcoholism. It's safe to say that Bob is the new CEO of En-Why-See; Chairman of Erotic Ollies that is! The soul bending editing blew my mind with the ground breaking use of 8mm footage showing the urban lifestyle in a new light. PSFITBA is not for everyone, some people might not get it (those of lesser intelligence), and that's the way it should be! What more can I say? Another timeless release by Dime.

-Gene Siskel


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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 05:45:50 PM »
no mention or use of the word "trill"? NOT BACKIN IT

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 05:52:21 PM »
on one hand bob lasalle is one of the most pretentious skaters around, on the other hand he s got a great style... anyways at least he and PSFiTBA provoke opinions, thats more than you can say about most skaters and companies out there...

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 06:00:37 PM »
That paragraph of dickriding douchbaggery makes me want to throw up.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 06:04:22 PM »
As much as I love the type of skateboarding they are making fun of, that was hilarious.

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That paragraph of dickriding douchbaggery makes me want to throw up.
You mean the OPs paragraph? Turn on your sarcasm detector.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 06:08:03 PM »
I thought those windbreaker jackets weren't cool anymore.  Or was he wearing it ironically?
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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 06:12:18 PM »
As much as I love the type of skateboarding they are making fun of, that was hilarious.

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That paragraph of dickriding douchbaggery makes me want to throw up.
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You mean the OPs paragraph? Turn on your sarcasm detector.
Damn I'm stupid as shit. I shoulda watched the video instead of just seeing the paragraph and posting.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 06:28:17 PM »
Stop trying to steal Todd Fishman's spotlight
http://vimeo.com/m/57244179
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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 06:40:11 PM »
This video is about mocking the Magenta New York video, two big thumbs up.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 06:42:24 PM »
Magenta sucks just as much as New York skateboarders do

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 06:55:52 PM »
skitch footdrag cracked me up
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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 07:06:07 PM »
hated the magenta video, this was much better

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 07:17:52 PM »
I think this fits in here. From Godsguesthouse's instagram


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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 07:22:18 PM »
Stop trying to steal Todd Fishman's spotlight
http://vimeo.com/m/57244179

That video is making fun of skateboarders almost to a general sense, the PSFITBA video is more acute to a New York scene. Yes, I know "Todd"'s video is set in Brooklyn, but it's subject matter has little to do with the setting.
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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 07:40:26 PM »
That was hilarious...Camo pants shopping was so good.   



I still back magenta.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2013, 07:57:24 PM »
The line with the 5050 back 180 then frontside halfcab was so spot on. 5 minutes ago I was just thinking about how much I hate that shit.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2013, 09:29:10 PM »
That was hilarious...Camo pants shopping was so good.   



I still back magenta.

Ditto.....I was laughing my ass off watching this, but watching panic in Gotham actually makes me want to skate!

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2013, 10:51:14 PM »
That was hilarious...Camo pants shopping was so good.   



I still back magenta.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 12:38:36 AM »


I still back magenta.

But not Leo Valls, or however you spell his name. I'm glad someone is publicly calling him out.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 01:23:46 AM »

I fully back Magenta and Leo.

I love "Panic In Gotham" - amazing video from the beginning to the end.

And I perfectly understand that their approach is not for everyone.



This video right here could have been way more efficient if it showed something alternate to the Magenta modus to be stoked on.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2013, 01:28:29 AM »

I fully back Magenta and Leo.

I love "Panic In Gotham" - amazing video from the beginning to the end.

And I perfectly understand that their approach is not for everyone.



This video right here could have been way more efficient if it showed something alternate to the Magenta modus to be stoked on.

The same.

Wasn't they call out Shawn Powers too? I thought he was mimicking his style, face actions.

Panic in gotham was brillant and really pushed NY skateboarding style in a good direction. Makes sence that people thought it was pretentious. Makes me love it even more!

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2013, 02:24:00 AM »
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That was hilarious...Camo pants shopping was so good.   



I still back magenta.
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Ditto.....I was laughing my ass off watching this, but watching panic in Gotham actually makes me want to skate!


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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2013, 03:29:35 AM »
very humorous

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2013, 03:50:49 AM »
that was actually hilarious and some damn fine skateboarding.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2013, 04:24:03 AM »
That was great.  Skateboarding needs some funny satire every now and then just to stay healthy.  Just remind everyone that a skateboard is just a mode of transportation/toy lol.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2013, 05:27:42 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA.  Holy shit that was fucking amazing!!!!!!  1:54 line of the year.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 05:31:24 AM »
The term is "autofellatio"
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2013, 05:33:08 AM »
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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2013, 05:41:33 AM »
Stop trying to steal Todd Fishman's spotlight
http://vimeo.com/m/57244179

PSFITBA is way better than that. Maybe you don't get it.

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Re: Pretentious Self-Fellatio in the Big Apple
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2013, 05:56:02 AM »
That was fucking funny, camo pants shopping, hitching on the cars was crackup. More proper tricks than whole magenta vid (still love magenta and holding out they will drop a redemption clip soon)