If you ever feel like reading about the life of the amazing Jedi, read his facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754. I think from all the great posts he's done and the troubles he has from Tony Hawk, Kelly Slater, and Christian Hosoi, he deserves his own appreciation page.
From a status about how Pharrell sung the chorus for Get Lucky as a message to the Jedi:
Alistair Purdie
What the fuck are u talking about the chorus line from
Daft punk get lucky was made by chic back in the early early 70s .they have done samples for daft punk since day dot .dude like seriously I worry about u .you have long rants to no one
Nick Buchanan
basicaly alistair dont say im lying and then get ur dick sucked. noone will blieve u
March 1 at 9:32pm
Nick Buchanan
put it this way while u wrote that i had a quick jerk off (for the usual 5min/my 1st in nearly a week) and then i dont lie afterwards. or bfore . and il do it again in a few days. so pls refrain from accusing me of spinming shit and lies
March 1 at 9:40pm
Nick Buchanan
they so whisper in ear when ur in bed and convince u tell lies dont they. and im not specificaly refering to u alistair
March 1 at 9:48pm
Nick Buchanan
lies and lies and more lies. the cops and detectives bring u down when they catch u out lying thou dont they. and so do drug dealers. and so do ur kids
March 1 at 9:50pm
Nick Buchanan
and so does ur boss. no more job for u. a) the urine test came back positive. b) did u fuck my daugter when u faked that day off. c) was that a fake resume u submitted 2 mnths ago when i hired u? etc etc
March 1 at 9:54pm
Nick Buchanan
do u know what i was told back in yr 2000 alistairg? is- dont ever have kids or ul find out what happens. alot of those people have died since then. and i didnt kill them. other people did. bcause they didnt just fuck with me. they fucked with other people aswell. and like me some of those other people didnt take that shit
March 1 at 10:03pm
Nick Buchanan
some people and their controlling nature. me and other targets didnt see the need to take their shit. thats right kelly and hawk im talking to u aswell
March 1 at 10:08pm
Nick Buchanan
drugs drugs and drugs. lies lies and more lies
March 1 at 10:10pm
Nick Buchanan
fuck her up the ass. shes passed out of too much vodka. she wont even wake up
March 1 at 10:12pm
Nick Buchanan
scam scam scam. drugs drugs drugs. lies lies lies
March 1 at 10:13pm
Nick Buchanan
and i havnt taken a girl to resteraunt since yr 2000. finger urselves over that girls. dont think i watched some girl eat at a table in paris, or pt melbourne, or collins st in the cbd, or rosebud. or bondi beach
Love you jedi, you crazy son of a bitch.