My good male friend and I have a habit of having threesomes with girls we're fucking. Actually so far it's been girls I was fucking but its fine by me. There's a special atmosphere that takes place during a threesome, when everyone is on the same page and everything is in sync. This feeling of being in the moment is why we do these acts (also to bust a nut), but its usually really awesome. The last threesome we had didn't have any of these type of feelings involved, it just felt completely raunchy like we were filming a porno although that aspect wasn't all bad.
This chick is a 34 year old redhead with a nice body and a bob style haircut. Nipple rings, clit ring, I had fucked her before the threesome and knew she was a freak. My homie and I are both 22 so this was kinda a funny one from the get-go. After suggesting the idea of inviting my friend to join us after we had fucked a few times, I eventually received a picture message from her of the Eiffel Tower. I knew at that point she down and she proceeded to rent a hotel room. I showed up before my friend so I asked her a little about logistics. The most important question I had was does she like things in her butt, because my friend and I had done sort've "vanilla"y threesome stuff before but we wanted to get double penetration going. She says she loves things in her ass, so I text my friend saying dp is cool.
My friend shows up and we shoot the shit for about half an hour before we start hooking up. We all get naked, we all are getting into it. She starts sucking my homies dick while I fuck her, then we switch and my homie starts fucking her and I proceed to choke her out forcefully with my dick. That was a little awkward but not bad. Then I decide its time to get this double penetration going to I lay down and have her fuck me. My friend grabs the lube and lubes her asshole. The thing with double penetration that is the most difficult is the amount of legs involved. Her on top of me leaves almost no room for my friend to fuck her doggy style in the ass. ALMOST no room, and he proceed to fuck her in the ass. So we have both our dicks inside this chick and I experience another awkward moment when I can feel him in her asshole while inside her vagina. We had never touched eachothers' dicks, assholes, or bodies whatsoever before besides whats necessary to make things happen. I got over this anxiety quickly and we fucking tore her up in the dp position for a while. We all have an orgasm and it was pretty great.
After chilling for an hour and watching tv, I go to the bathroom and come back to them hooking up. I'm hyped because I've never fucked a girl in the ass and figured doing it with my friend in a chick's pussy is a great time to start. Things get going, etc, and I'm behind her with him inside her. I go for it and my dick slips in there pretty easily due to the half bottle of lube I used. It felt alright but sort've felt like I was jerking off with two fingers. And a few time, my dick would just shoot right out of her asshole like sheshitted it out which was funny. Like an all in or all out scenario.
I didn't enjoy fucking her in the ass so much so I stopped and laid down while she sucked my dick. My friend starts fucking her in the ass HARD, really fucking hard, and she's struggling not to moan in order to suck my dick. This is where it got the most awkward of the night. Looking up at my friends face while he's hurting this girls asshole with his dick, and seeing this 30 something year old redhead suck my dick, on top of what had already gone down that night, I LOST it. I started laughing harder than I've ever laughed, like Tim and Eric were right there narrating what was going on. I just couldn't stop, and the fact I knew this is one of the worst times ever to be laughing made it even harder. I think in acting they call this corpsing, but anyways it lead my friend friend laughing a little bit too and the chick giving me a dirty look as she sucked my dick. I grabbed a pillow and basically had to choke myself out in order to stop laughing. After a little while, my friend was over it and so was I and we all stopped. The moments after we stopped were also very awkward. What do you say to someone who you just caused so much pain and embarrassment? This wasn't my ideal threesome but I am glad I had that experience of it being like a porno.
TL;DR I laughed very hard during a funny threesome. Sorry this was very long and not super awkward, but it was a very abnormal and awkward experience overall for me.
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