I wonder if people on here would have began to think that your scheme is a rip off if you hadn't made those creepy videos with you trying to sound sincere. Like, they were all retardedly dramatic, and filled with complete bullshit, and everyone knows that you're an actor and that you haven't put out a legitimate part in years (do you even ever skate outside of your trillion dollar park?); all of these things make your average skateboarder suspicious when you claim you're trying to save this or that aspect of skateboarding. And for better or worse, the whole Scientology thing doesn't help either (no Scientologist should ever expect to be taken at their word ever--your whole craze is a big secret and kooks like Tom Cruise blew the fuck out of your spot hahahahaha). Oh, and the Berrics sucks anyway. It's a fucking skatepark--it will always look and be wack and boring compared to real skating (go in the videos/photos thread and read about how psyched kids are on Pat Burke's mob kickflip for an example of skaters appreciating something real and sick; you'd probably take an extra week of filming--alone, in the dark--your kickflip bs tailslide on the obstacle that you built specifically for that trick if that's what it took to do it 'clean' and for your Battle Kookmander to come out perfectly). And fuck the cost of operating that place. I'd much rather have that place be bulldozed than have to listen to a dude who lives in the Hollywood hills or wherever bitch about how much he gives and gives, when in fact he's just trying to start some wackass cash cow and become the next Brad Dorfman or whatever. I say all this because, again, I think you're a wack skater and I would like to see your particular brand of skating go by the wayside.
Oh, and welcome to Slap. I'm willing to bet that you've been sweating this place for fucking ever, so kudos for actually going ahead and getting an account.