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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: rideflannel on August 17, 2015, 10:32:01 AM
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Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?(http://i.imgur.com/nAMMrC2.png)
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Oh my laws jeebus. These decks are gonna "Beat" the competition
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Relax guys, I found his sponsor-me tape...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M)
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I worked with a guy once that said "call me breezy" never did, except to make fun of him behind his back
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Finally something in skateboarding that we can all agree is wonderful!
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I try not hate, but this shit is fucking lame. Fuck Chris Brown.
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Baker gone in 3 years rad dudes like figgy won't get picked up Riley back to bird house. Teotis on primitive
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looks like he is friends with Theotis. i'm sure that's how it came about.
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Finally he got something to draw on
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looks like he is friends with Theotis. i'm sure that's how it came about.
o rly?!?
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I'm just stoked that Andrew Reynolds FINALLY has enough clout in the industry to make moves that we can all respect.
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Chris Brown doesn't not suck, but it's weird how everyone hates him but gives passes, or even praise, to habitual women beaters. I've never heard of anyone complaining about a Bob Marley skateboard. Not saying we should all just give Chris Brown a pass either.
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Chris Brown doesn't not suck, but it's weird how everyone hates him but gives passes, or even praise, to habitual women beaters. I've never heard of anyone complaining about a Bob Marley skateboard. Not saying we should all just give Chris Brown a pass either.
Not sure if this will help or hurt your case, but I hate Marley's music and seeing him on a skateboard would make me need to have a BM.
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theotis turned into a club rat
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i know chris brown does art, so that means hes the one drawing the images
on the fence about the whole thing too, didnt consider baker to be in the same pool as pop stuff. even if it is pop art/urban contemporary yada yah
interested to see how they come out.
but not going to lie i wish they just kept the same artist ( brian romero ) on the decks, alot of collabs going on right now with baker/deathwish decks.
neens were the shit thoe
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on a different note, 98 thousand likes jeez
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Chris Brown doesn't not suck, but it's weird how everyone hates him but gives passes, or even praise, to habitual women beaters. I've never heard of anyone complaining about a Bob Marley skateboard. Not saying we should all just give Chris Brown a pass either.
Not sure if this will help or hurt your case, but I hate Marley's music and seeing him on a skateboard would make me need to have a BM.
If you just want to hate him more, google "Bob Marley beats women" or "Bob Marley rape". If you're a real sicko and want to have explosive diarrhea while you blow chunks, google "Bob Marley Skateboard". That's some real sick shit right there.
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Theotis is a joke now, he does more appearances at clubs than he probably skates. Must be nice not having to film for any videos but Baker Boys too. Nike is lucky to have him cause he's polite and will network with every rapper ever.
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Andrew Reynolds of mind on insanity
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in theotis epicly laterd, reynolds said theotis boards sell the most.
imagining chris brown approached theotis about wanting to make this happen.eager to get his artist friend mcfly whos gimmick is pretty popular in street wear circles right now to help with the graphics.
baker being open to selling as many boards as possible could see it as a move that could lead to more people buying product outside of skateboarding, especially those that follow the three black guys mentioned above on their social media.
if i had it my way id choose neckface to deal with all the art chores with baker , and brian romero for all the art chores for deathwish.
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chris breezy and rihanna got back together in 2011 after the assault so everyone else needs to get over it, also dancing is cooler/harder than skating #teambreezy (#post_teambreezy)
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Theotis is a joke now, he does more appearances at clubs than he probably skates. Must be nice not having to film for any videos but Baker Boys too. Nike is lucky to have him cause he's polite and will network with every rapper ever.
I do believe he is in We Are Blood. I don't know if anyone would turn down a few g's to host a party or appear at a club. Doods gotta pay for that Porsche of his one way or another.
I've always really liked baker boys. The skating is obviously top notch and besides one or two duds, they have a staked team. That said, if this is true, they may have jumped the shark on this one.
I figured theotis would be more inclined to keep it one hunnid. I was wrong.
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chris breezy and rihanna got back together in 2011 after the assault so everyone else needs to get over it, also dancing is cooler/harder than skating #teambreezy (#post_teambreezy)
You would be a better/funnier troll if you were more subtle.
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Theotis is a joke now, he does more appearances at clubs than he probably skates. Must be nice not having to film for any videos but Baker Boys too. Nike is lucky to have him cause he's polite and will network with every rapper ever.
Theotis had a full part in C2 and constantly gives away tricks for his sponsors web edits... So I don't see where he's lacking in the skate productivity department.
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Relax guys, I found his sponsor-me tape...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M)
(http://media.makeameme.org/created/forreal-tho-bruh.jpg)
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Relax guys, I found his sponsor-me tape...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M)
(http://media.makeameme.org/created/forreal-tho-bruh.jpg)
(http://s7.postimg.org/gyi0t25mj/Jason_Dill_Theotis.jpg)
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Chris Brown doesn't not suck, but it's weird how everyone hates him but gives passes, or even praise, to habitual women beaters. I've never heard of anyone complaining about a Bob Marley skateboard. Not saying we should all just give Chris Brown a pass either.
Not sure if this will help or hurt your case, but I hate Marley's music and seeing him on a skateboard would make me need to have a BM.
i google bob marley skateboard, i laughed out loud loke 5 mins, THANKS
(http://www.drediknight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/56600_10150302551335206_757840205_15445007_634384_o.jpg)
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Relax guys, I found his sponsor-me tape...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M)
(http://media.makeameme.org/created/forreal-tho-bruh.jpg)
u get a box, i'd pack him some t shirts and maybe a belt, some boxing gloves, what would you pack him matt?
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I hope the graphic is of a woman with a black eye.
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I hope the graphic is of a woman with a black eye.
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If any of you are in Hollywood with some heroin - get it over the Boss' place stat. He needs to get back on that wagon.
Giving a woman beater a skateboard? Go fuck yourself. Never buying a deck again.
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Chris Brown graphic? Sounds like a real hit...
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Chris Brown x Rip n Dip collab coming next
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I hope the graphic is of a woman with a black eye.
This, pretty weird how Reynold's talks shit on weed and weed graphics, and how he's trying to set a good example yet this is cool somehow, pretty lame IMO
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Andrew Reynolds does not practice what he preaches, dude is fueled by the almighty dollar
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Kinda shocked reynolds would okay this
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The more I think about this, the angrier I get.
Chris Brown is a known batterer of women, an all-around piece of human garbage, and someone who has no business anywhere near skateboarding. The caveat is that there are enough assholes in this world who will spend money on something with his name on it, which somehow makes it acceptable for Reynolds to okay this idea.
What does that say about Andrew Reynolds and Baker?
A) It's punk as fuck to support someone who hits women! Fuck the haters!
B) We're a super core company that stays true to real skateboarding!
C) Fuck yes! $$$ Good thing we kicked a bunch of our homeboys down to flow so we could free up some much needed money to get Chris Brown down with our squad!
CORE!
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(http://www.muckmouth.com/uploads/2/1/4/9/21496952/6204697_orig.jpg)
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(http://www.muckmouth.com/uploads/2/1/4/9/21496952/6204697_orig.jpg)
What the fuck???
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That is like the donk version of a long board.
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(http://www.muckmouth.com/uploads/2/1/4/9/21496952/6204697_orig.jpg)
Everything I do, I do it BIG.
(except my size)
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There is no way to support this whatsoever. Baker just lost a loooooot of credibility with me as of now. The company from 01/02 is officially dead and now there's this shit running around in it's place. Jesus, Reynolds...
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That Rip and Dip guy who beat up his girlfriend is gonna be hyped.
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(http://oi59.tinypic.com/jiotac.jpg)
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^ wow.
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(http://i58.tinypic.com/29qfk86.jpg)
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Shit just got real
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(http://i58.tinypic.com/29qfk86.jpg)
That's tough to see. Hopefully someone from BBD lurks these boards and they'll decide to scrap this since no one is hyped.
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If they can scrap this show they can scrap a women basher collab
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_SqZ_lANm0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_SqZ_lANm0#)
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Chris Brown x Rip n Dip collab coming next
Boxing gloves with weed leaves and cats all over them
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Damn this shit is so swag I always knew Baker was next-level but I had no idea how next-level Baker really could be.
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Big money, big scars
Seriously though, I would have called you a liar if you had told me 5 years ago that baker was going take away boards from some of my favorite team riders, turn a handful of dudes pro who I've never heard of, and do a Chris Brown collab.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Chris Brown doesn't not suck, but it's weird how everyone hates him but gives passes, or even praise, to habitual women beaters. I've never heard of anyone complaining about a Bob Marley skateboard. Not saying we should all just give Chris Brown a pass either.
Not sure if this will help or hurt your case, but I hate Marley's music and seeing him on a skateboard would make me need to have a BM.
(http://www.drediknight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/56600_10150302551335206_757840205_15445007_634384_o.jpg)
totally babylon hahaha, fucking rasta dudes are the worst, and its worse in mexico, they use the disguise to steal shit from hoods, acting like theyre new in town looking for a place to rent and they end up raiding the fuck out of the nearby houses never to be seen again, theyre also meth heads, who only but 2bucks worth of weed every once in a while, and juggle at busy intersections.
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reynolds is regular
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Relax guys, I found his sponsor-me tape...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M)
(http://i.imgur.com/30avUTd.png)
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Relax guys, I found his sponsor-me tape...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQIhT2-0u3M)
(http://i.imgur.com/30avUTd.png)
HE TOTALLY WUD OF
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i'm not mad; i'm just disappointed...
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Him and Wayne should just start a company
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This post is all fucked lol
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Andrew Reynolds of sobrity, back on cocaine.
Antwuan Dixon's new reason to pile out.
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Andrew Reynolds of sobrity, back on cocaine.
Antwuan Dixon's new reason to pile out.
shut the fuck up tay
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I'm sorry I offended you. I completely understand why you're angry with me, stiflersmom. We love you and I only want to find a way to move past this. :)
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BROWN WUD
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this is fucked
I really don't know what to think about Baker anymore, this is just stupid
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Is this the real life?
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this is fucked
I really don't know what to think about Baker anymore, this is just stupid
so lame. i actually wouldn't mind if baker went out of business now.
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bring back braydon and lenoce, if baker got rid of Dee, Cyril, Theo, TK the company might even be good again
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Is this the real life?
DON'T START WITH THAT SHIT IN HERE GISM SHAME ON YOU! >:(
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reynolds is a sell out
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reynolds is tight
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reynolds is a tight sell out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q76-adTpgRg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q76-adTpgRg#)
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Artificial Intelligence Dystopia - Metal Gear Solid 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iC9xpDSXyI#)
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(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0518/3033/products/03-95-0010-BACK_large.png?v=1435168726)
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Fuck anyone who talks shit on The Boss.
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(http://i59.tinypic.com/2a8rbpz.gif)
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Is this really happening? This isn't really really happening
I mean he was saying "trap" hip hop was the worse before the stay flared tour. He has a wife and daughter , chris brown is bubble gum pop, graphics are shit.
C'mon
7.13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Jn91gUIl4
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Is this really happening? This isn't really really happening
I mean he was saying "trap" hip hop was the worse before the stay flared tour. He has had a wife and has a daughter, chris brown is bubble gum pop, graphics are shit.
C'mon
7.13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Jn91gUIl4
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Fuck anyone who talks shit on The Boss.
Yeah! Springsteen fucking rules!
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reynolds is a tight sell out
Reynolds has sold out of tights? Are these those green and black ones Corey was rocking?
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reynolds is a tight sell out
Reynolds has sold out of tights? Are these those green and black ones Corey was rocking?
NOW we're getting somewhere!
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bring back braydon and lenoce, if baker got rid of Dee, Cyril, Theo, TK the company might even be good again
I wanna know why Cyril gets so much hate on here. He's waaayy better than every other person you mentioned. What's the deal, why does no one on slap like him?
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I think Cyril's dope love his skating, but I think these are the reasons:
1. Is wayyyyy too high in interveiws, to the point where he cant stop laughing and just generally doesn't know whats going on
2. skates to "swag rap" I know some people like it, but for me it makes his parts unwatchable, i just mute and throw something else on, but alot of people prolly just turn off
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i like how this makes you guys freak-out yet that piece of shit andy roy is still legend status
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(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11325251_494763260680999_1734740264_n.jpg)
Buy the Theotis x Breezy board and you can win tickets to see Chris brown and Migos with Reynolds!
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DON'T START WITH THAT SHIT IN HERE GISM SHAME ON YOU! >:(
:'( hates freddy mercury?
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DON'T START WITH THAT SHIT IN HERE GISM SHAME ON YOU! >:(
:'( hates freddy mercury?
LOL no I love me some Mrs. Freddy.