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Title: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Technique on March 08, 2019, 07:12:18 AM
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cum-town/id1113585468?mt=2&i=1000431296682

Best podcast/guest pairing ever. It’s a hilarious listen, plus you get more insane Bam stories. Enjoy.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: JasonJessee4President on March 08, 2019, 07:14:06 AM
cum town? wtf is that? a gay antifa show?
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Post by: doctorkickflip on March 08, 2019, 07:53:00 AM
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cum town? wtf is that? a gay antifa show?
[close]

Your shtick sucks and isn't funny.

dude is really triggered by cum I guess
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on March 08, 2019, 08:04:50 AM
This is the wackest shit
just having Bam as a 'guest' at this point in his life should fully demonstrate that:
A) These super wack, 7 layer clown cake podcast hosts soley have a vested interest to: (in this order)
    1) Clout chase
    2) Gain followers
    3) Exploit Bams misery for personal gain (see above)
B) Your taste is booboo as well.

This show sucks and isn't funny.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Rune Spliffberg on March 08, 2019, 08:05:54 AM
cum town? wtf is that? a gay antifa show?

this dude is so straight he abstains from reaching orgasm, because then he would be near/touching cum and that would be gay.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 08, 2019, 08:06:01 AM
Better link

http://shoutengine.com/CumTown/ep-145-cum-town-with-gene-dinapoli-adam-did-the-le-74946 (http://shoutengine.com/CumTown/ep-145-cum-town-with-gene-dinapoli-adam-did-the-le-74946)
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: slippy on March 08, 2019, 08:10:32 AM
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cum town? wtf is that? a gay antifa show?
[close]

this dude is so straight he abstains from reaching orgasm, because then he would be near/touching cum and that would be gay.

A friend just changed his instagram name to CumDrinker69.  Whole world gone crazy
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 08, 2019, 08:15:30 AM
https://youtu.be/CrgmuFGGJss
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: childhood on March 08, 2019, 08:17:57 AM
This is the wackest shit
just having Bam as a 'guest' at this point in his life should fully demonstrate that:
A) These super wack, 7 layer clown cake podcast hosts soley have a vested interest to: (in this order)
    1) Clout chase
    2) Gain followers
    3) Exploit Bams misery for personal gain (see above)
B) Your taste is booboo as well.

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This show sucks and isn't funny.
[close]
Go make another thread about how you should put cigarettes out on your waitress if she doesn't flirt back or whatever, you're pathetic.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: baby dick on March 08, 2019, 08:20:59 AM
i love cumtown and this episode was great.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 08, 2019, 08:27:26 AM
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This is the wackest shit
just having Bam as a 'guest' at this point in his life should fully demonstrate that:
A) These super wack, 7 layer clown cake podcast hosts soley have a vested interest to: (in this order)
    1) Clout chase
    2) Gain followers
    3) Exploit Bams misery for personal gain (see above)
B) Your taste is booboo as well.

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This show sucks and isn't funny.
[close]
[close]
Go make another thread about how you should put cigarettes out on your waitress if she doesn't flirt back or whatever, you're pathetic.

Hahahaha, you have no game Jehoshaphat Augustus.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Bony cawk on March 08, 2019, 09:50:02 AM
Hell yes brother, cum town is a bony cawk approved podcast
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: EmilioBestevez on March 08, 2019, 09:58:49 AM
Nick Mullen's Don Draper impression is gold.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 08, 2019, 10:05:23 AM
Nick Mullen's Don Draper impression is gold.

https://youtu.be/mE7avUXCEdQ
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: datura on March 08, 2019, 10:09:59 AM
this is a fucking incredible episode. At one point, Bam claims he knows the capital to every country, and proceeds to confidently get most of them wrong. Then he offers up the fact that his wife, who's in the room, has five vagina piercings. It's a truly surreal show.

And afterwards some wop elvis impersonator wanders onto the show and blows Bam and his loser friends out of the water. Cum Town is high absurdist art, and I feel bad for anyone that doesn;t appreciate it.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: childhood on March 08, 2019, 10:47:08 AM
The capitals thing was so funny once I started actually looking them up.

Another highlight was Vito cucking some dude at a hotel, total don move.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: TurdyBird on March 08, 2019, 11:21:47 AM
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Go make another thread about how you should put cigarettes out on your waitress if she doesn't flirt back or whatever, you're pathetic.
[close]

Hahahaha, you have no game Jehoshaphat Augustus.

Damn J. Augustus has an irrational hatred for bartenders. Dude should tip extra considering they have to put up with his lame ass.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on March 08, 2019, 11:41:01 AM
Imagine you guys are all riding down the street together in a stretch chameleon paint PT Cruiser, watching hentai
you have high def speakers playing Nickelback's greatest so the people you pass can listen to your music
you all look at each other at the same time and say "thank god we're us" and all take selfie at the same time

that's how I see you clown clones.

I hope you never like me because i'd never want someone as lame as any of you to think i'm one of you.
This thread (except for me) is a regular fuckboy roll call so look around hoe ass swaggerless bums: you are with your kind.
I bet you guys get intimidated/scared/disgusted when you see pictures of vaginas

Don't be mad at me, be mad the manager at McDonald's has yet to recognize your greatness and still hasn't hit you with that $.25 raise
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 08, 2019, 11:52:16 AM
Jehoshaphat Augustus: Go on Cum Town

(https://i.imgur.com/NcqmEwf.jpg)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/ayrxu4/a_accurate_description_of_the_cum_boys/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/ayrxu4/a_accurate_description_of_the_cum_boys/)
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: TurdyBird on March 08, 2019, 12:00:21 PM
Imagine you guys are all riding down the street together in a stretch chameleon paint PT Cruiser, watching hentai
you have high def speakers playing Nickelback's greatest so the people you pass can listen to your music
you all look at each other at the same time and say "thank god we're us" and all take selfie at the same time

that's how I see you clown clones.

I hope you never like me because i'd never want someone as lame as any of you to think i'm one of you.
This thread (except for me) is a regular fuckboy roll call so look around hoe ass swaggerless bums: you are with your kind.
I bet you guys get intimidated/scared/disgusted when you see pictures of vaginas

Don't be mad at me, be mad the manager at McDonald's has yet to recognize your greatness and still hasn't hit you with that $.25 raise


Haha sorry I have respect for people no matter their job title? I'd probably have more respect for someone who listens to nickelback and tips. Nickelback and no tip, is just a whole other level of low.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: datura on March 08, 2019, 12:41:50 PM
Imagine you guys are all riding down the street together in a stretch chameleon paint PT Cruiser, watching hentai
you have high def speakers playing Nickelback's greatest so the people you pass can listen to your music
you all look at each other at the same time and say "thank god we're us" and all take selfie at the same time

that's how I see you clown clones.

I hope you never like me because i'd never want someone as lame as any of you to think i'm one of you.
This thread (except for me) is a regular fuckboy roll call so look around hoe ass swaggerless bums: you are with your kind.
I bet you guys get intimidated/scared/disgusted when you see pictures of vaginas

Don't be mad at me, be mad the manager at McDonald's has yet to recognize your greatness and still hasn't hit you with that $.25 raise
yiiiikes, how old are u?
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: hip bruise on March 08, 2019, 12:44:07 PM
Gene DiNapoli > Bam
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: datura on March 08, 2019, 12:47:24 PM
Gene DiNapoli > Bam
too true. He's a triple threat: Italian, from New York, Elvis impersonator.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: SneakySecrets on March 08, 2019, 04:08:33 PM
I don’t know what that is, but I’m pretty sure my mom would be bummed if she found out that I was listening to something called Cum Town.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: jakeumms on March 08, 2019, 04:32:33 PM
Don't forget about White Voy JA. I see you hovering at 998.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on March 08, 2019, 05:02:42 PM
didn't BAM just verbally abuse his manager? BAM is a bloated pile of garbage. hope he can drain the puss from his brain and shred again
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on March 08, 2019, 05:03:20 PM
https://youtu.be/yA7VYuPMIB4
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Bony cawk on March 08, 2019, 05:11:29 PM
I don’t know what that is, but I’m pretty sure my mom would be bummed if she found out that I was listening to something called Cum Town.

Imagine what your girlfriend would think

https://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/found-cum-town-episodes-boyfriends-phone-id-rather-just-cheating/
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: nino brown on March 08, 2019, 05:49:56 PM
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cum town? wtf is that? a gay antifa show?
[close]

Your shtick sucks and isn't funny.
everyone should tell GAY this but naw yall some simps
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: weon on March 08, 2019, 06:16:23 PM
Don't forget about White Voy JA. I see you hovering at 998.

already grabbed the popcorn. waiting for the denouement of JA.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 08, 2019, 08:08:38 PM
These guys are funny and I hate that I like a thing called CUM TOWN now
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Trickflip on March 08, 2019, 08:24:11 PM
Causing mud in Cumtown? That sounds good to me
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: weon on March 08, 2019, 08:34:14 PM
Causing mud in Cumtown? That sounds good to me

cum is short for causing mud
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Allen. on March 08, 2019, 09:06:00 PM
Is there a way to disable threads? I've had about enough of Bam Margera.

This should be in whatever. Dude doesn't skateboard anymore.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 08, 2019, 11:40:56 PM
The Terry Kennedy thread should be WHATEVER too.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Trickflip on March 09, 2019, 01:24:07 AM
The Terry Kennedy thread should be WHATEVER too.
But where do we post the clips of him skating? In the boobs thread?
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: calvinsdream on March 09, 2019, 04:02:25 AM
Imagine you guys are all riding down the street together in a stretch chameleon paint PT Cruiser, watching hentai
you have high def speakers playing Nickelback's greatest so the people you pass can listen to your music
you all look at each other at the same time and say "thank god we're us" and all take selfie at the same time

that's how I see you clown clones.

I hope you never like me because i'd never want someone as lame as any of you to think i'm one of you.
This thread (except for me) is a regular fuckboy roll call so look around hoe ass swaggerless bums: you are with your kind.
I bet you guys get intimidated/scared/disgusted when you see pictures of vaginas

Don't be mad at me, be mad the manager at McDonald's has yet to recognize your greatness and still hasn't hit you with that $.25 raise

“I’m the only cool person here, nerds”

Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Sammich on March 09, 2019, 04:37:44 AM
Saw Nick’s stand up set in Chicago last weekend. It was great.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: krookedjuice on March 09, 2019, 06:03:46 AM
I really do enjoy listening to Cum Town, glad i'm not alone in the slap world.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Googan Christmas on March 09, 2019, 07:10:15 AM
Hell yes brother, cum town is a bony cawk approved podcast

This is the type of show that someone with the handle “bony cawk” would give a ringing endorsement in the third person.




Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Bony cawk on March 09, 2019, 08:47:21 AM
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Hell yes brother, cum town is a bony cawk approved podcast
[close]

This is the type of show that someone with the handle “bony cawk” would give a ringing endorsement in the third person.

Excellent observation
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Googan Christmas on March 09, 2019, 09:03:57 AM
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Hell yes brother, cum town is a bony cawk approved podcast
[close]

This is the type of show that someone with the handle “bony cawk” would give a ringing endorsement in the third person.
[close]

Excellent observation

Haha, glad you have a sense of humor and found something you like
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: SneakySecrets on March 09, 2019, 03:11:17 PM
At what point does a cum town become a cum city?
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Mr. Fink on March 09, 2019, 05:53:08 PM
I just started listening to Cum Town about a month ago. Love it.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: matty_c on October 19, 2020, 06:46:08 AM
I thought these two were pisser
Post more good ones pls

http://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4
http://youtu.be/-41UuZdvjL0
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: ok boomer on October 19, 2020, 07:05:19 AM
At what point does a cum town become a cum city?

Or when has it entered a state of cum?
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: childhood on October 19, 2020, 07:34:02 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQVNbIc2Eh4

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MGvfMwhQOs
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 19, 2020, 09:19:55 AM
Just don’t have the energy to keep rubbernecking Bam’s latest whatever
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: TheLurper on October 19, 2020, 10:17:06 AM
I missed this thread the first time I went around...

I'm listening just to hear Bam try to list the capitol of each country, so far it is pretty terrible.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: friendly dave on October 19, 2020, 11:42:27 AM
This cum town shit is terrible. Who listens to this trash?
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 19, 2020, 11:47:24 AM
This cum town shit is terrible. Who listens to this trash?

I'm pretty confused, is this Podcast like a dirtier version of NPR's S-Town?
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: busch on October 19, 2020, 12:51:44 PM
Don't be mad at me, be mad at the manager at McDonald’s negotiating yo deals
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: DA BIG BODY BENZ on October 19, 2020, 01:09:08 PM
This cum town shit is terrible. Who listens to this trash?


Its by far the funniest podcast unless you have a super woke sense of humor
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 19, 2020, 04:13:58 PM
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This cum town shit is terrible. Who listens to this trash?
[close]


Its by far the funniest podcast unless you have a super woke sense of humor
IOW jokes for stupid people
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Missled Yutes on October 19, 2020, 04:58:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5z_Y8sLhkw

This one almost killed me.
Title: Re: BAM on CUM TOWN
Post by: Grind King Rims on October 20, 2020, 01:18:45 PM
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Don't be mad at me, be mad at the manager at McDonald’s negotiating yo deals
[close]

gnarred