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« Reply #90 on: December 19, 2014, 08:00:06 PM »
im not nitpicking shit, you tried to say that you posted something different than what you actually said.

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« Reply #91 on: December 19, 2014, 08:16:17 PM »
im not nitpicking shit, you tried to say that you posted something different than what you actually said.

nope your nitpicking shit

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« Reply #92 on: December 19, 2014, 08:18:47 PM »
you acted like a huge bitch and wrote "did you even read my post" to someone who responded to what you said appropriately. that is the only reason i said anything. clearly you cant deal with even the most minute criticism on the internet, shut the fuck up.

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« Reply #93 on: December 19, 2014, 08:27:02 PM »
you acted like a huge bitch and wrote "did you even read my post" to someone who responded to what you said appropriately. that is the only reason i said anything. clearly you cant deal with even the most minute criticism on the internet, shut the fuck up.
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« Reply #94 on: December 19, 2014, 08:27:50 PM »
karnec, u were wrong. accept that plz
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2014, 08:34:11 PM »
Dc really has an incredible team if you think about it. I like t funk cuz Im also a kind of a "late bloomer"/look way younger than I am. That shit is no fun as a teenager yo. It's gonna take another couple views to fully process Bobby's stuff, wow.


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« Reply #96 on: December 19, 2014, 08:50:03 PM »
how either of these dudes are full on DC is crazy
I almost fell asleep during the second dudes part lol.
Little guy has potential maybe...

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« Reply #97 on: December 19, 2014, 09:00:18 PM »
God damn there's a LOT of Bruce Willis on this page


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« Reply #98 on: December 19, 2014, 09:07:23 PM »
how either of these dudes are full on DC is crazy
I almost fell asleep during the second dudes part lol.
Little guy has potential maybe...


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« Reply #99 on: December 19, 2014, 09:17:41 PM »
Bobby is really fucking good. I can't stand his arms though as wack as it sounds, he looks like Ben nordberg doing mark suciu tricks.

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« Reply #100 on: December 19, 2014, 09:23:48 PM »
Bobby is really fucking good. I can't stand his arms though as wack as it sounds, he looks like Ben nordberg doing mark suciu tricks.
a mix between austyn and suciu

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« Reply #101 on: December 19, 2014, 09:26:17 PM »
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Bobby is really fucking good. I can't stand his arms though as wack as it sounds, he looks like Ben nordberg doing mark suciu tricks.
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a mix between austyn and suciu

He sure dresses like austyn, but he always throws his arms down by his side after he lands tricks. It looks really unnatural to me kinda like what nordberg does

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« Reply #102 on: December 19, 2014, 09:35:33 PM »
both those dudes are sick but will hopefully age into a more natural flow. t-funk definitely has the hurried push ala leo, but makes up for it with the same gusto and heart in each trick. other people have called bobby out on the weird arm/upper body motions; seems like he's overthinking that, but maybe it's all part of his balance. in any case, he's got those certain tricks down: shuv nosegrind reverts and halfcab flips for days. and that impossible up the long 6 at frankfurter tor! insane that people are doing shit up that nowadays...i got an ollie down that back in 09 and was pretty happy with that lol.
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« Reply #103 on: December 19, 2014, 10:02:12 PM »
God damn there's a LOT of Bruce Willis on this page

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« Reply #104 on: December 19, 2014, 11:00:23 PM »
I saw T Funk in Tampa and yea he looks and sounds all of about 13 (whens he's not on the board).  He was drinkin beers, smokin weed, and generally actin all tough while looking like Doogie Howser.  I'm sure he'll sprout suddenly and he's gonna be fucking gnarly.
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« Reply #105 on: December 19, 2014, 11:23:58 PM »
4 pages deep and not one mention of how awesome it is that a Funkadelic track got used?! God damn, Elliot Smith's music and the people that dig it are so incredibly lame


Funkhouser absolutely reminds me of Dressen. Even if he isn't as young as everyone assumes, his skating's still gonna be a lot more mature in a few years, and I look forward to seeing it. And I like his attitude too.

Deykeyzer blows. His natural style is stiff and awkward, and then he slathers the affected "stylish" composed push/arms on top of it. Really going for that "copy of a copy" vibe, pulling more from Austyn than Dylan.. A lot of his trick selection is awful, some of the "tasteful tech" ledge tricks ala Puig/mid-'90s Mariano were fine, and for neither better or worse that fakie flip b/s shifty was pretty out of left field/straight out of PJLWHL. He would be 25% cooler if he stopped doing 180 no complies altogether. There's a chance that he eventually and legitimately matures in say five years, using his obvious talents for some top tier, original skating, but I'm not holding my breath. I can acknowledge the fact that it really is THAT much harder to be born Canadian and be attempting to shoot for "cool skater".


yah...180 no complys are getting super played out. But I actually love the dude's trick selection. He knows whats up and has a great eye. Can't really say much about the kid's arms, I'm not here to 'nit-pick people's style', BUT I was really surprised how mature and awesome the first kid's style is considering all the talk leading up to this was about how he's such a puny runt.

Both guys kill it. One's gonna grow up to be a super gnardog and the other one's already a hipster. Both of their images appeal to certain people on here, add em up and it accounts for 98% Slap approval one way or the other. Good going DC
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« Reply #106 on: December 20, 2014, 12:12:56 AM »
The amplified pop and land sounds in post ruined it for me. Skaters fucking know that every trick doesn't sound like the crispiest most perfect trick ever done. Its almost as bad as trying to pass off CGI as real. T-Funk rips tho, don't care about the other dude.

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« Reply #107 on: December 20, 2014, 12:43:55 AM »
i like T FUNK

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« Reply #108 on: December 20, 2014, 01:07:47 AM »
tobey u look 40
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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« Reply #109 on: December 20, 2014, 02:25:41 AM »
t-fuck is older than his years if you know what i mean there's something more to him than doing skateboard tricks, i didnt even watch the other part i new it couldn't be better than what i just watched and i was satisfied

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« Reply #110 on: December 20, 2014, 02:47:56 AM »

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« Reply #111 on: December 20, 2014, 03:40:31 AM »
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how either of these dudes are full on DC is crazy
I almost fell asleep during the second dudes part lol.
Little guy has potential maybe...
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I'm just not sure whats appealing? He's not sucui and that shit watched like a homie vid.

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« Reply #113 on: December 20, 2014, 09:30:54 AM »
DC sucks as do both of these generic fuck boy ams  they just put on

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« Reply #114 on: December 20, 2014, 10:16:38 AM »
Bobby De Kyzer - tied with Daewon's In Transition part for best part of all time

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« Reply #115 on: December 20, 2014, 11:16:23 AM »
i wouldnt even say t funk has a lil kid style hes just so small it looks weird. for real he looks under 5 feet, shit would suck at 17

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« Reply #116 on: December 20, 2014, 11:43:46 AM »
And if that confused and insecure Canadian teenager really is going to be one of the faces of a new Alien Workshop, please, Hill and Carter, just cut your losses now. You guys had a COOL RUN; let the legacy of Alien mature more like 101 and less like Blind.
Lol dude have you ever even met bobby? you're talking about him in your posts like you skate and chill with him all the time. who the fuck are you to talk about his style, trick selection or personality when this is probably the first or second time you've seen him skate? He's found success because he's an incredible skater and people will enjoy watching him. you sure are salty about another person's life

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« Reply #117 on: December 20, 2014, 01:12:20 PM »
god damn! thats got to be one of the best web clips on the year.

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« Reply #118 on: December 20, 2014, 02:05:33 PM »
cant fucking wait for bobbys "welcome to adidas" part!

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« Reply #119 on: December 20, 2014, 02:41:29 PM »
Lil t-funk gets me psyched to skate! Always knew he was good, but i had no idea he was that good. Those kickflips are something else.
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