-DGK’s “Parental Advisory” is pretty unbearable with the way they blew out the 4:3 VX footage to 16:9. Also kid diddlers aren’t really my cup of tea, no matter how good their switch is.
-Flip’s “Extremely Sorry” is so disappointing. Great skating but the soundtrack kills it for me (except for Lemmy’s cover of ‘Stand By Me,’ that shit was cool).
-Adidas’ “Away Days” simply for the fact that every frame is footage is a different shade of grey.
-Transworld’s “i.e” is an awkward, forgettable video in between the solid trilogies of Feedback, The Reason, and Modus and Sight Unseen, In Bloom, and Free Your Mind.
-Any full length Thrasher video pre-2000s is pretty damn awful. People just threw away footage and put it to the most forgettable songs from the Fat Wreck Chords catalogue
-Ty Evans’ “We Are Blood” and “Flat Earth” for being such overblown productions. To quote my dood Jeff Goldblum, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
(ALSO, Skate More is a great video, fake Berra spots and all!)