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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2820 on: February 22, 2013, 11:52:32 AM »
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Do you wax your stache?

I wax mine sometimes for funsies.
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Once in a while but I get bummed a bit on the whole "look at my curlie-Q mustache!" look. Plus the wax always does a number on my shitty skin. I just like a good Marlboro man mustache. Gay dudes from the 70's had it right...gay men today are just too tweezed and manicured.
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i get that. if you walk around Chelsea or Soho neighborhoods in manhattan the gay guys dress so meticulous that they just look stupid .. its like they're mannequins i just want to be like u know an earthquake can hit any second right?

Yeah...it's a shame. I've always been slightly baffled by the fact that dudes who like dudes lean so far to the coiffed, pretty side of things...like they're trying to squash all of the masculinity out of everything. But fortunately not all queers are like that. And don't even get me started on the gay porn industry. Boo!

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2821 on: February 22, 2013, 02:30:12 PM »

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2822 on: February 22, 2013, 04:04:15 PM »


I'd gnar you if I could...whether that's actually you or not.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2823 on: February 22, 2013, 07:02:13 PM »
Oh GAY, you'd be amazed at the things chuck d can do with facial hair.

is that gif still around of chuck growing his beard for a year?
I was thinking the same.  I looked for it a couple hours ago, but didn't find it.  Maybe I'll go through a few pages of his posts and see if it's in there.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2824 on: February 23, 2013, 11:52:06 AM »
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I'd gnar you if I could...whether that's actually you or not.

I shaved it off a couple weeks ago, but I made sure to go get a new driver's license photo first.

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Oh GAY, you'd be amazed at the things chuck d can do with facial hair.

is that gif still around of chuck growing his beard for a year?
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I was thinking the same.  I looked for it a couple hours ago, but didn't find it.  Maybe I'll go through a few pages of his posts and see if it's in there.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2825 on: February 25, 2013, 09:59:49 AM »
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I'd gnar you if I could...whether that's actually you or not.
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I shaved it off a couple weeks ago, but I made sure to go get a new driver's license photo first.

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Oh GAY, you'd be amazed at the things chuck d can do with facial hair.

is that gif still around of chuck growing his beard for a year?
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I was thinking the same.  I looked for it a couple hours ago, but didn't find it.  Maybe I'll go through a few pages of his posts and see if it's in there.
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Good God! I hope it doesn't bum you out too much that you're this guy's hero. Your facial hair is quite enviable my friend.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2826 on: February 25, 2013, 11:32:31 AM »
In my passport I have a big beard and shaved head. I look basically like your average suicide bomber. Then I applied for a VISA.

Should have gone with the pedo mustache instead.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2827 on: February 25, 2013, 05:44:35 PM »

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2828 on: February 25, 2013, 05:49:25 PM »
Since everyone's showing their mustache pics, I will too. Mine was nowhere near as cool as some of you dudes, but I grew out my beard for about 6 weeks and then kept a stache for a day or 2.



P.S. I was trying to look like a creeper in the second pic. I'm really a sweetie at heart.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2829 on: February 25, 2013, 07:24:50 PM »


I can grow a 'stache in a fucking week.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2830 on: February 25, 2013, 08:22:54 PM »


I can grow a 'stache in a fucking week.

r u charlie?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2831 on: February 26, 2013, 01:05:46 AM »
inspired by this guy




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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2832 on: February 26, 2013, 08:51:21 AM »
inspired by this guy





Best point of inspiration photo possibly ever.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2833 on: February 26, 2013, 12:17:46 PM »
Good God! I hope it doesn't bum you out too much that you're this guy's hero. Your facial hair is quite enviable my friend.

I'm honored.  Here's one from when I shaved the beard...


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2834 on: February 26, 2013, 12:21:25 PM »
Techno viking called...


...he wants you to come down to Berlin to a street rave.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2835 on: February 26, 2013, 07:29:57 PM »
Is this the mustache page now?



Only for funsies.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2836 on: March 01, 2013, 10:50:21 AM »
 
Just after leaving the Hospital my buddy took this. He's doing some photo a day for all 365 kinda thing and i was fucked from blood test and my first ever rectal exam. All in all 5 or 6 hours being poked and pulled by doctors and to find out i had a server epididymitis infection, for guys that don't know it's what holds your sperm and it sucks when it gets infected. This was pretty much the end of being 30 and 30 sucked health wise. The photo he did some artsy shit, so its got that going for it.


 The women and I finishing off the night as i just turned 31, this was followed by a fun drunk walk home in a blizzard. 31 is going a lot better....

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2837 on: March 05, 2013, 12:21:47 PM »
it's all family all the time for me. it's funny that a few years back i was talking about should i have kids on here with some of the old school heads.

latest family portrait


took a long lunch for a kite mission today

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2838 on: March 05, 2013, 12:30:58 PM »
What's your secret?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2839 on: March 05, 2013, 05:13:52 PM »
it's all family all the time for me. it's funny that a few years back i was talking about should i have kids on here with some of the old school heads.

latest family portrait


took a long lunch for a kite mission today


I'm stoked that there's family men lurking the wonderful place we call Slap. Gives me reassurance that I'm not just talking to a bunch of junior highers or something.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2840 on: March 05, 2013, 05:34:10 PM »
^agreed


here's me in front of my lava flow in hawaii (lava flow of my birth year and month that is).  old men unite

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2841 on: March 05, 2013, 08:06:53 PM »
What's your secret?
Having a hot wife doesn't hurt one's motivation to start baby making procedures.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2842 on: March 05, 2013, 10:43:25 PM »
it's all family all the time for me. it's funny that a few years back i was talking about should i have kids on here with some of the old school heads.

latest family portrait


took a long lunch for a kite mission today


you don't look sleazy at all. Quite respectable in fact.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2843 on: March 05, 2013, 10:50:10 PM »
it's all family all the time for me. it's funny that a few years back i was talking about should i have kids on here with some of the old school heads.

latest family portrait


took a long lunch for a kite mission today

you mean to tell me that you were having trouble deciding whether or not to have children with that beautiful woman? good for you man you look happy. On a side note the first pic look green screened

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2844 on: March 05, 2013, 10:52:32 PM »
my beautiful self

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2845 on: March 06, 2013, 06:18:49 AM »

This unfortunate gem from my freshman year. Completely sober if you can believe it, just in the middle of answering a question they asked me.
also if you read my whole facebook timeline from back in 2007 then this will also prove that magic is real.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2846 on: March 06, 2013, 06:43:02 AM »
Is this the mustache page now?



Only for funsies.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2847 on: March 06, 2013, 09:37:29 AM »
^agreed
(lava flow of my birth year and month that is).  old men unite

Same here.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2848 on: March 06, 2013, 09:42:57 AM »
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^agreed
(lava flow of my birth year and month that is).  old men unite

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Same here.

word.  what day?  i'm 26th

i carved my name in that sign post.  hope to see it when i go back.  you gotta check out our lava flow
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2849 on: March 06, 2013, 09:55:11 AM »
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^agreed
(lava flow of my birth year and month that is).  old men unite

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Same here.
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word.  what day?  i'm 26th

i carved my name in that sign post.  hope to see it when i go back.  you gotta check out our lava flow

23rd.  Guess I'll try to make it there.  Seems like a logical thing to do, Earth spewing that up for us like that.  It's only considerate.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?