Things you are not stoked on

[brooklyn brawler]

Poke holes in his condoms, and leave the room until he's gone.

She'll never come back.

[Foray]

I was talking to my neighbor about pissing on her in the middle of the night and play it off like I'm sleep walking.

[defiantnate]

Not stoked on seeing a nutsack every time I come to this thread...



Never stoked on being broke, working all the time and never knowing when to call it a night.

[bill hates]

Not stoked on seeing a nutsack every time I come to this thread...

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Poke holes in his condoms, and leave the room until he's gone.

She'll never come back.

9 months later....

[BriDen]

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Not stoked on seeing a nutsack every time I come to this thread...

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lol'd

I took it down only to realize that it's onto another page already. But yeah I was sick of it too.

[ahlee]

went to the strip club last night, and im stingy with strippers.. i'll spend like $5 tops on dances. and thats 5 $1 dances. So it was like last call.. and this gross chick was on stage. she had bruises on her ass like she just got finished playing nude paintball in the backroom. So i held onto my dough, then out of nowhere a bangin chick got on stage. I threw $2 up. I never spend more than $1 on a girl, so i thought i was in for the dance of my life. She came over.. bent down.. picked it up, and immediatly started telling my friend next to me how hot his facial hair was.. and that turned into them straight up flirting, and i got no dance.... at ALL. Hussy tuck my two bucks and gave me shit, thats 2 arizona tall boys down the drain right there.

[Lance]

its like 60 and sunny, I have to work all night and dropped my car off to get fixed with my board in the trunk, thats what happens to your brain without coffee....

[Lance]

the garage just called $1100.00 to fix my car....and 2 weeks ago it cost $1200.00 so in total ive spent my entire savings to go over seas for the summer, definately not stoked

[MexicanSpaniard]

2k in one month? Dump it.

[Lance]

2k in one month? Dump it.

i only have 6 more payments and im done, i dont want a car payment anymore...I wish we had a subway system here life would be to good

[ahlee]

its like 60 and sunny, I have to work all night and dropped my car off to get fixed with my board in the trunk, thats what happens to your brain without coffee....

reminded me that i went to the skatepark yesterday and forgot my board, so i just sat and smoked cigs.

[MexicanSpaniard]

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2k in one month? Dump it.

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i only have 6 more payments and im done, i dont want a car payment anymore...I wish we had a subway system here life would be to good

Well that sucks but yeah, dumping your car when it's almost paid off isn't too smart. Since the weather across the states is on it's way to the warm season maybe you could rest your money pit for the summer and get a bike to peddle temporarily.

[Lance]

just sold my bike for some extra loot, think i might have to sell my Street Fighter Arcade game to pay this shit off faster....oh while im here, im not stoked on interest rates!

[defiantnate]

Damn dude, not the Street Fighter... don't do it!



I have to work in fifteen minutes... not stoked.

[ahlee]

dude, just dont sell the pool table.

[Lance]

dude, just dont sell the pool table.

I'll make it, im gonna sell a bunch of shoes on Ebay, I need my SFII shit keeps my head right, it my meditation

[ahlee]

alright solid, i'll have to come up soon and school yo ass

[Lance]

alright solid, i'll have to come up soon and school yo ass

yeah dont go home early this time! you missed me head buttin Berms and powerfading the night away with Abe

[MexicanSpaniard]

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[ahlee]

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alright solid, i'll have to come up soon and school yo ass

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yeah dont go home early this time! you missed me head buttin Berms and powerfading the night away with Abe

well if you ever showed up to the bean, you would have seen me ddt the shit outta keegan, and shortly after ddt the shit outta abe. apparently bagely's holding the footage for the orchard vid. shits weak

[Lance]

Leave Abe alone! Im comin out soon, i was in the shire last week, think im goin back out thursday

[vicky]

so today my best friend and i went to eat, sitting on this bench made of wood. i made a comment when two asian girls went by asking her if she couldnt understand them and she got pissed because people always thinks she is asian even though shes not. anyway, she stood up and moved away from me and then i took it back, and she slid back next to me resulting in her screaming. apparently that slide gave her a huge splinter in her leg right under her ass. we were in the public restrooms at temple in a stall, me sitting on the ground and her with her pants down while im trying to take out this splinter. its fucking huge. then we just decided to go back to her house to get it out easier and i got half of it out but theres still some left, i dont know how her and i always get into the most ridiculous situations ever.

[ahlee]

pics of said fake asain please

[vicky]

this is the same girl that a month or so ago was involved in the kitchen fire

[tag_king]

ahlees sig link is broken.

[ahlee]

dude, doug. wtf.

[bumptobar]

Today bummed me out.

I wasnt feelin it from the start but the weather was fantastic so i drove down to this park for a long overdue session.  Too many dickbags/bikers there and no vibe whatsoever.  An hour in this kid comes who has everything i ever wanted, amazing at skating, incredibly hot girlfriend, and is flow for real and spitfire.  I was jealous as hell, and thats pretty lame on my part.  30 minutes later i roll my ankle, try to ignore it, hit a fart peeble and re roll the same ankle, session over.

This is the first time in a long time ive had a bad session, bummer man.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Today bummed me out.

I wasnt feelin it from the start but the weather was fantastic so i drove down to this park for a long overdue session.  Too many dickbags/bikers there and no vibe whatsoever.  An hour in this kid comes who has everything i ever wanted, amazing at skating, incredibly hot girlfriend, and is flow for real and spitfire.  I was jealous as hell, and thats pretty lame on my part.  30 minutes later i roll my ankle, try to ignore it, hit a fart peeble and re roll the same ankle, session over.

This is the first time in a long time ive had a bad session, bummer man.

Don't worry he only skates because of sheckles and his gf has a penis.

[underachiever]

pollen