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Fakest style
« on: April 16, 2022, 01:46:39 PM »
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Just watched that Es edit and Thiago Lima's style feels very forced and fake.  Anyone else think this? Maybe it's natural for him, but seems a little ridiculous to me.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2022, 02:53:09 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2022, 02:53:17 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2022, 02:53:44 PM »
Who do you got?

Just watched that Es edit and Thiago Lima's style feels very forced and fake.  Anyone else think this? Maybe it's natural for him, but seems a little ridiculous to me.

Tangent, but my thought process when I saw the description on that video:

1. Huh they spelled Tiago wrong.
2. Wait Tiago isn't on éS.
3. How the fuck is there a guy with that name who skates kind of similar but obviously not as good.
4. Imagine trying to make it in skateboarding right now and your name is something like Grant Tailer/Ishod Whear.
5. Fuck

But yeah I agree.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2022, 06:18:41 PM »
Shane Heyl’s exaggerated roll up carves and squatting prior to ledge tricks is so dumb. 

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2022, 06:28:40 PM »
“Grand Tailor Eyes Shoddy Wears” sounds like a a poor newspaper headline or half of a joke that only skaters would get.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2022, 08:04:09 PM »
Gotta be our guy J.Scott Handslow, yeah?
He makes “chasing’ the dream” look like hard labor.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2022, 08:13:08 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2022, 08:52:50 PM »
Another Elijah Berle thread?

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2022, 09:09:41 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2022, 09:40:37 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2022, 10:03:14 PM »
Shane Heyl’s exaggerated roll up carves and squatting prior to ledge tricks is so dumb.

True but the dude is like 45. Gotta imagine how much effort it requires to pop into stuff at that age. I'm gonna be rolling up into tricks for a straight mile before I have the power to pop in and flip out of stuff at 45.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2022, 10:24:39 PM »
The guys I used to skate with about 5-10 years ago who turned into Slappy bros. Big theatrical pushing from 40m away with facial grimace and surfer arms. Then about 10-15m before the curb start carving around washing off 95% of the "speed" then grind 2m max.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2022, 10:35:36 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2022, 11:41:43 PM »
Gotta be our guy J.Scott Handslow, yeah?
He makes “chasing’ the dream” look like hard labor.

kind of but he does have nollie heel crook

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2022, 11:53:54 PM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2022, 01:34:47 AM »
I feel kind of bad saying it (seems like a very nice man), but Chris Pulman.  Arm motions seemed to have become extremely exaggerated in old age. Unpardonable.


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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2022, 01:53:50 AM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2022, 03:23:57 AM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2022, 07:02:37 AM »
I feel kind of bad saying it (seems like a very nice man), but Chris Pulman.  Arm motions seemed to have become extremely exaggerated in old age. Unpardonable.


Not the first time I’ve heard someone say this

And I will admit once I heard it and revisited his footage I could understand what people were talking about

But here’s the thing— Pullman is like 40+ years old, plus tall and lanky. He does what he can to keep his arms in check. People with long ass arms battle this and end up using their arms for balance, and hopefully they can massage the flailing into something somewhat graceful. Hell, even Dylan kinda did it with his “vampire” pose (see Kyle Beachy’s essay on the topic). Of course people accuse Dylan of having fake style as well, but I think when you can start to identify a whole little tendency among lanky skaters it stops being “fake” style and starts being something else. AO does it a little bit (less, but it’s still there), and I’m sure we can find others if we look as well.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2022, 07:04:55 AM »
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Who do you got?

Just watched that Es edit and Thiago Lima's style feels very forced and fake.  Anyone else think this? Maybe it's natural for him, but seems a little ridiculous to me.
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Tangent, but my thought process when I saw the description on that video:

1. Huh they spelled Tiago wrong.
2. Wait Tiago isn't on éS.
3. How the fuck is there a guy with that name who skates kind of similar but obviously not as good.
4. Imagine trying to make it in skateboarding right now and your name is something like Grant Tailer/Ishod Whear.
5. Fuck

But yeah I agree.

IDK where you guys are from, but TIAGO/THIAGO is a very popular name in Brazil. Not surprise.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2022, 07:19:07 AM »

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2022, 07:20:12 AM »
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I feel kind of bad saying it (seems like a very nice man), but Chris Pulman.  Arm motions seemed to have become extremely exaggerated in old age. Unpardonable.


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Not the first time I’ve heard someone say this

And I will admit once I heard it and revisited his footage I could understand what people were talking about

But here’s the thing— Pullman is like 40+ years old, plus tall and lanky. He does what he can to keep his arms in check. People with long ass arms battle this and end up using their arms for balance, and hopefully they can massage the flailing into something somewhat graceful. Hell, even Dylan kinda did it with his “vampire” pose (see Kyle Beachy’s essay on the topic). Of course people accuse Dylan of having fake style as well, but I think when you can start to identify a whole little tendency among lanky skaters it stops being “fake” style and starts being something else. AO does it a little bit (less, but it’s still there), and I’m sure we can find others if we look as well.
I think it's more about his hips and legs than his arms. Is he English or Welsh? If English he probably has to put in extra effort just to his body isnt florpazorpin all over the shop. Don't know what's in the water but no skater from England has ever had a body where the upper and lower work together.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2022, 07:25:17 AM »
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I feel kind of bad saying it (seems like a very nice man), but Chris Pulman.  Arm motions seemed to have become extremely exaggerated in old age. Unpardonable.


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Not the first time I’ve heard someone say this

And I will admit once I heard it and revisited his footage I could understand what people were talking about

But here’s the thing— Pullman is like 40+ years old, plus tall and lanky. He does what he can to keep his arms in check. People with long ass arms battle this and end up using their arms for balance, and hopefully they can massage the flailing into something somewhat graceful. Hell, even Dylan kinda did it with his “vampire” pose (see Kyle Beachy’s essay on the topic). Of course people accuse Dylan of having fake style as well, but I think when you can start to identify a whole little tendency among lanky skaters it stops being “fake” style and starts being something else. AO does it a little bit (less, but it’s still there), and I’m sure we can find others if we look as well.
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I think it's more about his hips and legs than his arms. Is he English or Welsh? If English he probably has to put in extra effort just to his body isnt florpazorpin all over the shop. Don't know what's in the water but no skater from England has ever had a body where the upper and lower work together.
I’ve seen English people dance. It ain’t pretty.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2022, 09:40:56 AM »
Yuto's ride away hunch looks so forced to me. Nothing else really springs to mind which would bother me in the same way.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2022, 11:36:49 AM »
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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2022, 12:10:30 PM »
Nick Tucker and it’s really funny to watch and can’t unsee.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2022, 12:31:10 PM »
Nora.

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2022, 12:34:47 PM »
hahahahahaha what the fuck man

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Re: Fakest style
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2022, 01:33:36 PM »
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