Xenu would never let this happen.
Oh my god SF, just like most of the public out there you are SO misinformed and ignorant about the religion of Scientology. First of all, Xenu is an evil intergalactic entity, not the Jesus or God of Scientology. If anything he is the Devil of Scientology. Secondly he is nothing to be made fun of and joked about like he is a fictional character. Xenu is very much a historical person who existed and did much harm to many races of people all over the galaxy.
You see, 75 million years ago Xenu, with the help of psychiatrists, and under the guise of income tax inspections, gathered up billions of people from the population of his 27 star and 76 planet Galactic Confederacy who wore clothes that looked exactly like clothes we wear now and used cars, trains, and boats that looked exactly like the type we use now, froze them all in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls, loaded them into a spacecraft that looked exactly like a DC-8 but without engines, flew them all to Earth, unloaded them all around the bases of volcanoes, and then threw in hydrogen bombs, detonating the volcanoes, and killing the billions of kidnapped aliens turning their souls into Thetans.
As if that weren't enough, then Xenu captured all the disembodied souls from the explosion in an electronic ribbon, forced them to watch the R6 Implant for 36 days which is a "3-D, super colossal motion picture", that implanted misleading data and robbed the Thetans of their personal identity, causing the Thetans of the exploded aliens to cluster together and enter the few surviving aliens creating Body Thetans which still cling to and adversely affect all of the humans on earth.
SF, you're obviously not operating on a very high Thetan level, thus your foolish ignorance of the history of the galaxy. Luckily for you there is a way out of your clouded, Thetan affected mind state. Simply pay well over $100,000 for courses at your nearest Scientology Centre, and you can be as clear as Steve Berra, Jim Greco, Jason Lee, Eric Koston, and all these other awesome people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members.I hope this has enlightened you a little bit.