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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6690 on: September 15, 2021, 01:35:02 PM »
That Berle photo is too good. Kinda looks like one of those Spanky edits where he shrinks the head but.....it's not. A true masterpiece.

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« Reply #6691 on: September 15, 2021, 01:42:47 PM »

I'm glad I grew up skating in the early 90s. I can't imagine this being an influential pro skater. Give me Ron Knigge and John Montessi

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6692 on: September 15, 2021, 02:10:07 PM »
Nyjah really wants you to check his ass out.

He can't tease me without showing off those flower ass tats.  Not fair.

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« Reply #6693 on: September 15, 2021, 02:24:38 PM »
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Is he wearing a fucking g-string??
What, is who supposed to cover up his butt cheek mandalas with some boxers? Fuck outta here

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6694 on: September 15, 2021, 03:29:18 PM »
White pants, Julio's man thong, and some school desk scribble tattoos...yeah I'm getting hard...

leave my thong out of this!!!

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« Reply #6695 on: September 15, 2021, 03:33:34 PM »
Damn, Jah, I would've gone with a jockstrap over a thong. Sure, you lose a lot of butt protection, but the breathability in those tiny nike shorts would be heavenly!

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« Reply #6696 on: September 15, 2021, 04:36:37 PM »
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White pants, Julio's man thong, and some school desk scribble tattoos...yeah I'm getting hard...
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leave my thong out of this!!!
Ooops....Didn't mean to out your relationship status, but at least you got him under your thumb

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6697 on: September 15, 2021, 07:21:06 PM »



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6698 on: September 15, 2021, 07:39:24 PM »
I would have never thought in a million years that another dude’s butt would give me such joy.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6699 on: September 15, 2021, 09:59:06 PM »
I would have never thought in a million years that another dude’s butt would give me such joy.

Maximum facts. @admin transfer this portion of the thread to the “asses” and/or “things you’re stoked on” forevers of Whatever.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6700 on: September 16, 2021, 02:18:52 AM »
I can't decide which is worse, that Berle pic or Nyjah's.

also: 224 pages?? Damn I guess pros really are lame. At least as lame as us.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6701 on: September 16, 2021, 10:08:25 AM »
I can't decide which is worse, that Berle pic or Nyjah's.

also: 224 pages?? Damn I guess pros really are lame. At least as lame as us.

To be fair a lot of the posts in here are reeeaally reaching. This thread was really great around the election and beginning of covid. Now it’s mostly pros pushing non skate product through paid ads.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6702 on: September 16, 2021, 12:08:50 PM »
How long do you Pals think it is until Nyjah moves to Miami?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6703 on: September 16, 2021, 12:22:16 PM »
How long do you Pals think it is until Nyjah moves to Miami?
There seems to be a logical progression that he need’s to follow: ‘roid up, offer “this smoke” to strangers, turn into a swollen, red thumb, and THEN move to Miami.
I guess we’ll know if/when that first domino falls.

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« Reply #6704 on: September 16, 2021, 12:34:06 PM »
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There seems to be a logical progression that he need’s to follow: ‘roid up, offer “this smoke” to strangers, turn into a swollen, red thumb, and THEN move to Miami.
I guess we’ll know if/when that first domino falls.
Fuck, you're right. I give it 3 years

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6705 on: September 16, 2021, 12:36:28 PM »
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How long do you Pals think it is until Nyjah moves to Miami?
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There seems to be a logical progression that he need’s to follow: ‘roid up, offer “this smoke” to strangers, turn into a swollen, red thumb, and THEN move to Miami.
I guess we’ll know if/when that first domino falls.
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Fuck, you're right. I give it 3 years
I disagree 2 years tops

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« Reply #6706 on: September 16, 2021, 01:00:48 PM »
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How long do you Pals think it is until Nyjah moves to Miami?
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There seems to be a logical progression that he need’s to follow: ‘roid up, offer “this smoke” to strangers, turn into a swollen, red thumb, and THEN move to Miami.
I guess we’ll know if/when that first domino falls.
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Fuck, you're right. I give it 3 years
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I disagree 2 years tops
He is kinda swollen already...might have a mini Beebs in the making LETS GO

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6707 on: September 16, 2021, 01:41:07 PM »
nyjah will never leave southern california
i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6708 on: September 16, 2021, 04:18:01 PM »
nigel hasnt reach his lemon throwing phase yet. give it time.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6709 on: September 16, 2021, 07:25:25 PM »
Is he calling out Slap?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6710 on: September 16, 2021, 07:28:36 PM »
what did daryl do wrong again? nonce?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6711 on: September 16, 2021, 07:56:42 PM »
Is he calling out Slap?



does he think an edited version of a papa roach song is threatening? is this his version of toughness?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6712 on: September 16, 2021, 08:23:09 PM »
Papa Roach is lame enough, but the radio edited version?  L M A O

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6713 on: September 17, 2021, 05:25:46 AM »


Couldn't imagine anyone... And I mean anyone wearing that kit.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6714 on: September 17, 2021, 05:58:37 AM »
what did daryl do wrong again? nonce?
Women beater. Plural

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6715 on: September 17, 2021, 06:30:46 AM »
Idk man it's 2021. Everybody is wearing some wild shit. Sweaters are pretty fucking great.

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« Reply #6716 on: September 17, 2021, 06:33:45 AM »


Couldn't imagine anyone... And I mean anyone wearing that kit.
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« Reply #6717 on: September 17, 2021, 06:48:57 AM »
I kinda like that anything goes in 2021, wanna be a cyber goth? sure. 70s cosplay? why not?
also the irony that the white teens rocking baggy pants and the black dudes rocking skinny pants is great.
Only trend i'll never support are the pleated pants. Them shits are a war crime unless you are an 80s lawyer and even then
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« Reply #6718 on: September 17, 2021, 07:01:48 AM »
Is he calling out Slap?



Maybe by wearing a white beater in the part?
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6719 on: September 17, 2021, 07:16:26 AM »
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Couldn't imagine anyone... And I mean anyone wearing that kit.
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