Forgot to mention that.... a year ago... I was in the back of the warehouse, when my stomach started making strange sounds and feelings grumbling through me. I knew it was only a matter of time. I went to the front bathroom (less disgusting) and both men and women's rooms were taken. I couldn't believe it. Short on time, I scrambled - knees clenched - to the back bathroom (totally gr0ss). The male's stalls were taken there also, so I knocked on the women's room and it was totally empty. Fuck it - at this point it has to be done. In that area, there is only 1 woman that works back there. Anyways, I release the Kraken and am just about done with clean up - the outer door opens, so I just sit back down, for fear that it is her. The stall next to me closes and I can see the shoe - it is her. I just want to remain as quiet as possible and get out of this shituation ASAP. Well, she starts blasting ass over there. Pflllpt, Pflarpthhh, Skerrrttt.. just violent diarrhea splatter. I let her finish before I get out of there. Tried to cover my ears. But I can't look her in the face and I see her every day. Luckily, our 2 jobs don't really have anything to do with each other. I walked by her today and she says "Hey hows it goin?" and I just say "Aiit" and kept going. Sucked!