I'm surprized no one else has mentioned, but has it ever occured to you that the games might be staged? Berra is involved in theather, it seems reasonable to me, makes it more entertaining too. For example this Chris Roberts sw tre, thats got everyone talking, a sure sign of the game being scripted (certified gosh darn wet pussy maverick with a capital M
). The best plays/movies are the ones that get people talking after they've seen it. ex "Did you see such and such movie, can you believe that ending...?" If I were in charge I'd hire some hot sluts as guest referees. Berra, get drunk and bust out that baby powder and get some bitches, say it with me, "Weazmybeeitchez?"