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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: smellsdead on February 24, 2019, 01:09:40 PM

Title: toy story
Post by: smellsdead on February 24, 2019, 01:09:40 PM
went to get my little dude some hot wheels and next to the tech decks...
(https://i.postimg.cc/MH0tCv0y/2-F7-F18-E1-5053-41-CC-B51-F-0-B571628-F675.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/s28n7FDZ/3629-E2-CB-D305-4-E06-9-A4-E-632-A9-E4-A27-E5.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/3r2L4cMd/43300-ABF-A042-48-ED-9-ED9-68-D3-C2-CB4443.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/KvNJQ38b/4690-C0-F1-F10-A-4-A17-A0-CA-02-A5220-CDBA8.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/0j1cXpSk/8-CB2-E944-A45-F-45-CF-B014-355-D6056-BF5-E.jpg)
what will they think of next?
a bum for clint to fight? temporary black sabbath tattoos for baby birdman?
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Post by: roscoemoore1 on February 24, 2019, 01:12:53 PM
that's interesting. kader must have the connects
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Post by: poor alice on February 24, 2019, 01:14:46 PM
Butt what in the fuck is it?
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Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 01:18:57 PM
You read it here first, but the new Birdhouse is suppose to be mostly box boarder footy with Riley and Kader guest parts. Baker Boyzzzz
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Post by: roscoemoore1 on February 24, 2019, 01:19:45 PM
Butt what in the fuck is it?

voodoo dolls

edit:
Butt fuck?

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Post by: PatoDuck on February 24, 2019, 01:24:24 PM
The Riley hawk one doesn’t even look like him, it looks like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the carabian. And since when does Kader have a Mohawk?
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Post by: ChrisLambe94 on February 24, 2019, 01:26:17 PM
Butt what in the fuck is it?
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Post by: decaf on February 24, 2019, 01:39:32 PM
I'll trade you my Shawn Hale for your Clive Dixon.
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Post by: Koozin on February 24, 2019, 01:43:52 PM
No TK no shalom
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Post by: Mr. Fink on February 24, 2019, 01:46:15 PM
I have no fucking idea what I’m looking at.
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on February 24, 2019, 01:47:28 PM
Boxman Clint Walker has sad eyes.
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Post by: feedmeseymour on February 24, 2019, 04:01:51 PM
Had to see these in action, the kidney bowl looks like it would be a perfect ashtray. Might buy.

https://youtu.be/epy7m3KCUbQ
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Post by: Deepern0ah on February 24, 2019, 04:49:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ)

Skateboarding is so rad in 2019. It's such a blessing and an honor to be alive and skating during the best era evar!!!

That was beyond painful to watch.
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Post by: Szechuan on February 24, 2019, 05:00:35 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ)

Skateboarding is so rad in 2019. It's such a blessing and an honor to be alive and skating during the best era evar!!!
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That was beyond painful to watch.
Poor Susan, having to sit through boxboarder content for that dweeb all day must be torture.
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Post by: TheLurper on February 24, 2019, 06:53:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ)

Skateboarding is so rad in 2019. It's such a blessing and an honor to be alive and skating during the best era evar!!!
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That was beyond painful to watch.
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Poor Susan, having to sit through boxboarder content for that dweeb all day must be torture.

Holy shit, I looked up the Instagram account for the dude that contributed that sick box boarder footage , and it is run by adults. I expected a ten year who didn't know any better, not grown men.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuRDKCfFpJd/
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Post by: Szechuan on February 24, 2019, 08:41:09 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ)

Skateboarding is so rad in 2019. It's such a blessing and an honor to be alive and skating during the best era evar!!!
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That was beyond painful to watch.
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Poor Susan, having to sit through boxboarder content for that dweeb all day must be torture.
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Holy shit, I looked up the Instagram account for the dude that contributed that sick box boarder footage , and it is run by adults. I expected a ten year who didn't know any better, not grown men.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuRDKCfFpJd/
#fatpeopleproblems
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Post by: Trickflip on February 24, 2019, 08:49:23 PM
No Loy story? Not interested
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Post by: Szechuan on February 24, 2019, 08:51:30 PM
No Loy story? Not interested
Foy Story would be more tolerable.
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Post by: Trickflip on February 24, 2019, 08:56:28 PM
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No Loy story? Not interested
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Foy Story would be more tolerable.
Roy Story (before teeth) would be quite dandy
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 24, 2019, 08:57:32 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnVcRWXRKQ)

Skateboarding is so rad in 2019. It's such a blessing and an honor to be alive and skating during the best era evar!!!
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That was beyond painful to watch.

soyboi
Title: Re: toy story
Post by: fulfillthedream on February 24, 2019, 09:21:39 PM
hahah pretty silly but stoked for ben reybourne getting $$$$ - when is some mom gonna see Clint Walkers antics on KOTR and start a shit storm?
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Post by: jakeumms on February 24, 2019, 09:42:48 PM
Slap = goy story (mostly)
Title: Re: toy story
Post by: smellsdead on February 24, 2019, 10:14:51 PM
trip out on this, they did have a david loy one
Title: Re: toy story
Post by: Clark_After_Dark on February 25, 2019, 07:18:39 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/NLR7Wks/body.jpg)
Best body varial in the biz
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Post by: Larry Dallas on February 25, 2019, 07:55:17 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/NLR7Wks/body.jpg)
Best body varial in the biz
Shame they couldn’t fit his incredible Indy tattoo on those little cardboard arms.
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Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on February 25, 2019, 08:20:48 AM
fixed
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Post by: GAY on February 25, 2019, 09:06:43 AM
Oy Story
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Post by: Allen. on February 25, 2019, 12:01:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecbjqk5COY0
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Post by: augustmoon on February 25, 2019, 12:31:24 PM
does the Clint Walker one come with a black sharpie?
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Post by: CrappyChan on February 25, 2019, 03:30:58 PM
I like how it's basically just a pinball you put in a bowl and shake around like a spazz. Flip tricks, grinds, who cares!
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Post by: Just Giver on February 25, 2019, 03:33:49 PM
The Riley hawk one doesn’t even look like him, it looks like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the carabian. And since when does Kader have a Mohawk?

I thought it was Jesus with a crown of thorns. 
Title: Re: toy story
Post by: GAY on February 25, 2019, 04:19:56 PM
I'd buy a Puleo one.
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Post by: cilantro on February 25, 2019, 04:38:33 PM
I thought this thread was going to talk shit on current era Toy Machine. This title sucks
Also 10/10 would buy these stupid toys for myself
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Post by: Patey on February 25, 2019, 05:08:40 PM
what even is skateboarding
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Post by: cucktard on February 26, 2019, 01:26:50 AM
Check out the Jaws one
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Post by: Seadramon on February 26, 2019, 03:23:31 AM
A large part of me wants to collect them all..
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Post by: Larry Sportello on February 26, 2019, 04:55:29 AM
I’ve always religiously used my Tony Hawk’s Snake Oil and am very excited about this new product.