You have to have bs lipslides on flatbars, at least one kickflip in ledge trick and atleast one stylish switch flip trick.
It may sound random but if you've never experienced the mental battle of committing to bs lipslides then you aren't a skater.
Basically i don't consider 99% of slap to be skaters which is sad considering my low standards.
Not that there’s a point to arguing the matter with you, but I considered myself a skateboarder years before I landed any of the tricks you listed.
Shit, my homey; I was considering myself a skateboarder before any of those tricks were invented.
You can poke fun all you like, tell us we are or aren’t this or that, I don’t imagine a one of us gives a hoot what you think with regards to who is or isn’t a skateboarder.
I did, however, like your list of qualifications, even if it does set the bar a might high for some.
Grab yourself a tall, cold glass of shalom & chill out. There’s some nice folks on here; try engaging with them instead of berating them.