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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: CNieratko on May 13, 2010, 04:49:02 AM
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Selfish Skateboards.... can't wait.
http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/news/story?id=5184576
I'll have the MP3s on my site Monday so you can really get a laugh...
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It's too good to be true. The level of arrogance is astounding.
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its official
(http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/Julian_Jason/oiunhj0oi.jpg)
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"I'm still planning on going to the Maloof Cup and I want to win that"
"If I don't get to compete in New York because I was late, I understand that but I'll definitely be doing Dew Tour and other contests."
he desperately needs quick money ... contest money ... i guess he will sell like ZERO boards ...
btw. good interview ...
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It's too good to be true. The level of arrogance is astounding.
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Will it come with a free rap CD?
You know what? More often than not, it will.
I hope he's going to discount the fuckers in that case
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i can't wait for yous guys to here the unedited MP3s.
The affectations are jaw dropping.
and you'll enjoy the very human/absurd statement
of how he wishes he could eat at Benihanna every day.
priceless.
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no, he doesn't need quick money from contests, but he's desperate about getting in on Maloof and several other big ones. Complete moral contridiction within 15 or 20 minutes. This dude needs to go to jail for a little bit, give him some time to think things out.
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i can't wait for yous guys to here the unedited MP3s.
The affectations are jaw dropping.
and you'll enjoy the very human/absurd statement
of how he wishes he could eat at Benihanna every day.
priceless.
Cant wait haha... That selfish shit is pretty funny, he should really get into comedy because hes got a natural gift...
Hey Chris, did you know that he leases that Aston Martin ? He admitted that on skatetalk, it costs him like 3k a month, or three "stax" as he called it...No wonder he's fuking broke
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I would just like to point out, that this dude is a complete fucking moron!
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We've missed you J-Rog.
You crazy bastard.
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god damn what a clown
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i can't wait for yous guys to here the unedited MP3s.
The affectations are jaw dropping.
and you'll enjoy the very human/absurd statement
of how he wishes he could eat at Benihanna every day.
priceless.
ant wait haha... That selfish shit is pretty funny, he should really get into comedy because hes got a natural gift...
Hey Chris, did you know that he leases that Aston Martin ? He admitted that on skatetalk, it costs him like 3k a month, or three "stax" as he called it...No wonder he's fuking broke
cant wait for the MP3s !!! ... but having a montly income around 50 "stax" ... and only spending 3 "stax" on a aston isnt that much ... having no income or job at all and spending 3 stax on a aston is stupid as fuck .... i doubt that he will ever get a big sponsor again ...
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Uh huh.
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im not gonna read that whole thing but i honestly admire his work ethic and the fact that he wants his boards to be good and come with free stuff for kids.
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(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0512/as_skate_rogersmind_576s.jpg)
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I'm so excited for this. Seriously, I think Nieratko said it in some interview, we all deserve a rapping Jereme Rogers.
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I think this dude is the ultimate kook, but if he does enter the Dew tour like he says, no doubt he is going to win that whole tour. All the other "top 3" dudes are now in that Dyrdek Skate League, so they won't be on the Dew tour. No competition = Rogers #1. That's unfortunate. It will be the ultimate ego boost and bragging rights for him to say he came back and immediately returned to #1.
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this fucking guy...
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I like how he talks about how he'll make better decisions this time around... he just assumes he's gonna be as "big" as he was in the contest world pre-retirement. It's funny how much he unknowingly contradicts himself too. He says he wasn't hurting for money in his time off, yet he needs to start skating again because he can't keep paying for his leased Aston Martin.
I miss Girl-era JR :'(
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's back folks!!
in full effect. i gotta say, i thought that the time away would dull his finely honed senses of how to best entertain skateboarding and bring his special brand of nerd-street-fail-skate to the masses. i thought he'd come back a shell of his former self all broken and humble, but NO! mutherfuckers back with a vengeance with more hood affectations and over 80% more hyperbole!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4
k
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This dude is like Rawbertson x 1.5 and its amazing
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Thank you for being you, J-Rog.
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Best news of the day so far. ::)
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What happened to his face tat?
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Wow!
This just keeps getting better and better!
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I applaud this. Just think about all the merch, videos, mixtapes and other crap that without a doubt will accompany this.
Almost too good to be true, it's like he's pulling a Joaquin Phoenix on all of us, but better.
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i want to see him battle 1992
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you can't really blame him for his arrogance. for years people were telling him he was the shit.
if you hear that on a constant basis from an early age, you really start believing it.
and honestly, he helped some of his homies come up with his video, you can't hate on that.
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What happened to his face tat?
Music issued a cease and desist and they had to photoshop out the tat.
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What happened to his face tat?
Ha, good one.
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What happened to his face tat?
Old pic? And what ever happened to sk8site.com?
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0512/as_skate_rogersmind_576s.jpg)
Are you coming back focusing on contest skating? Because that seems like a source of quick money.
No. I'm not worried about quick money. This isn't about money at all. What a lot of people didn't see properly is that if I was worried about money, I wouldn't have retired in the first place. I was making like $50,000 a month to ride a piece of wood with four wheels on it. I wouldn't have retired in the first place.
:o :o
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milking it and subtle pops hate? is jereme rogers FGnPs?
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His whole thing on saving money made my mind bleed, but I couldn't stop reading it. Raw stupidity compounded by arrogance and even more stupidity.
I don't hate him- I don't know him... but fuck he's so goddamn dense.
Also, the whole thing on the cover of his book about us not using the full capacity of our brain is bullshit (as is the old wive's tale that we only use 10% of our brain). I cringe when I hear that.
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His whole thing on saving money made my mind bleed, but I couldn't stop reading it. Raw stupidity compounded by arrogance and even more stupidity.
I don't hate him- I don't know him... but fuck he's so goddamn dense.
Also, the whole thing on the cover of his book about us not using the full capacity of our brain is bullshit (as is the old wive's tale that we only use 10% of our brain). I cringe when I hear that.
he's naive and ignorant
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cant wait to see him at maloof trying to petition to get into the contest.. and be like yo ill sign it then just be like naawww
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His whole thing on saving money made my mind bleed, but I couldn't stop reading it. Raw stupidity compounded by arrogance and even more stupidity.
I don't hate him- I don't know him... but fuck he's so goddamn dense.
Also, the whole thing on the cover of his book about us not using the full capacity of our brain is bullshit (as is the old wive's tale that we only use 10% of our brain). I cringe when I hear that.
Now I know what Chris meant when he first mentioned the interview and how he stepped into some Bizarro world. He was talking about a world where spending is like saving money which then brings in more money. A world where Selfish skateboards are flying of the shelves and where whisper rappin, fire spitting pro skateboarders are in the "top" three.
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link's not working
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can someone post it here, i can't get the page to load
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link's not working
can someone post it here, i can't get the page to load
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http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/news/story?id=5184576 (http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/news/story?id=5184576)
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can't wait for the mp3's!
"But at the end of the day, everyone respects greatness. So that's one thing that I'll continue to embody, being great, working harder than the next man. They don't have to like me while I'm on the planet earth if they don't want to. But at the end of the day greatness is always embraced and that will be appreciated and respected."
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i hope he wins the maloof, that would be legendary
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(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0512/as_skate_rogersmind_576s.jpg)
(http://www.ecoliblog.com/mushrooms.jpg)
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(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0512/as_skate_rogersmind_576s.jpg)
i think you mean
(http://www.nation.com.pk/uploads/news_image/large/Psychedelicmushroomsdomagicforhealth_715.jpg)
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JRog wants us to believe his comeback will go like this:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OR1l8Wilj1M/SIlsJBHTCtI/AAAAAAAABpo/7SEAVApr5wY/s400/jordan-drexler2.jpg)
More likely I see it going like this did:
(http://thisisbandit.com/wp-content/uploads/michael_jordan_wizards.jpg)
And I cannot comprehend how he expects me to believe he was making $600,000 a year riding before his 'retirement'.
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You're an idiot if you hate on Jordan's stats at Washington. As a 40 year old he averaged 20.0 points, 6.1 rebounds, 3.8 assists, and 1.5 steals. That is fucking awesome.
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No no I didn't mean to infer that he wasn't good when he played there, I mean he was the only 40 year old to ever score 40 so he clearly still had it, I was just saying compare the two comebacks, which one do you think JR's will be more like? The Washington comeback didn't go as planned like the first one did.
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(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0512/as_skate_rogersmind_576s.jpg)
(http://www.nation.com.pk/uploads/news_image/large/Psychedelicmushroomsdomagicforhealth_715.jpg)
no dude, he could use those other mushrooms to go on that pizza face
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No no I didn't mean to infer that he wasn't good when he played there, I mean he was the only 40 year old to ever score 40 so he clearly still had it, I was just saying compare the two comebacks, which one do you think JR's will be more like? The Washington comeback didn't go as planned like the first one did.
so youre saying he'll come back and do reasonable well.
im actually interested in the team he'll put together for selfish; im curious as to who would willingly jump on board.
shitttt, i can't hate on good wood.
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he probably doesn't even think he is this arrogant, its incredible!
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No no I didn't mean to infer that he wasn't good when he played there, I mean he was the only 40 year old to ever score 40 so he clearly still had it, I was just saying compare the two comebacks, which one do you think JR's will be more like? The Washington comeback didn't go as planned like the first one did.
Fair enough. I got mad love for MJ is all.
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im actually interested in the team he'll put together for selfish; im curious as to who would willingly jump on board.
It's Selfish Skateboards—of course JR himself will be the entire team.
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It;s funny cuz I was hyped with that huddle formation song. Skateboarding reminds me of gettin stoned. Big smile. Lifestyle shots is funny. You know why? Skateboarding is from the 60's and 70's. The life style of the 60's and 70's...SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL. when you meet a pro, you want to remember how old they are. Anyways, being a street skater i was hyped on that huddle formation song when it came out.
Because being hyped on that 60's and 70's shit, I'd be stoked when you pop a phat ollie. So I don't give a fuck like warm sf nights. The huddle formation part, reminded me of breakdancing. Especially that sw bCK LIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7biDExG4uwk
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uhhh... yeah
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It;s funny cuz I was hyped with that huddle formation song. Skateboarding reminds me of gettin stoned. Big smile. Lifestyle shots is funny. You know why? Skateboarding is from the 60's and 70's. The life style of the 60's and 70's...SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL. when you meet a pro, you want to remember how old they are. Anyways, being a street skater i was hyped on that huddle formation song when it came out.
Because being hyped on that 60's and 70's shit, I'd be stoked when you pop a phat ollie. So I don't give a fuck like warm sf nights. The huddle formation part, reminded me of breakdancing. Especially that sw bCK LIP
"....yes counselor dan, i like the fun canoe. "
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havent seen that time to shine part in a while.
p-rod is the best
also whats great about jr blastoff, is that he named it Selfish Skateboards. as if he didn't come off arrogant enough, he is incredible.
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Lol JR Blastoff + huddle formation =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1lnpjnPgg
Breakdancing at it's finest
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cTvSni8E4
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the audio files are up on
http://www.chrisnieratko.com/
site doesnt work with Safari for some reason.
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Benihana 3 days in a row? shit.
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the audio files are up on
http://www.chrisnieratko.com/
site doesnt work with Safari for some reason.
doesn't work for Google Chrome either.
luckily, I found it through youtube ("JR Blastoff")
I just got done listening to all four parts
the last part was pretty hilarious
It's interesting that even though he knows you find
his "rap career" to be comical and you openly
poke fun at it, he still continues
to come to you to share his most inner thoughts
and feelings.
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the audio files are up on
http://www.chrisnieratko.com/
site doesnt work with Safari for some reason.
BAHAHAHAH
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His skating is quite good...so nobody can be against the fact of a comeback.
But the dude is the worst...he doesnt know what it is to be hood...his fucking car is wack as hell and i bet he dont inhale his weed smoke right.
Give the dude a show.
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If he had a show my monthly popcorn budget would quadruple.
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So now that he's back, is he ever gonna get around to answering those "pal's question" questions?
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So now that he's back, is he ever gonna get around to answering those "pal's question" questions?
No doubt, that one would have/could be hilarious, especially considering it would be so dated. I think Jereme told Mark he finished it but never got around to delivering it.
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So now that he's back, is he ever gonna get around to answering those "pal's question" questions?
he did, but my guess is that he didn't...
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Lighten up on the poor guy. He was juggling both a skateboard and a rap career at the same time! Who could handle two such time consuming endeavors and answer some email questions?
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So now that he's back, is he ever gonna get around to answering those "pal's question" questions?
he did, but my guess is that he didn't...
Ha, no doubt.
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i want to ride for selfish skateboards
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Chris, your site isn't working.
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i want to ride for selfish skateboards
Which quote in the bible talks about how awesome selfishness and greed are again? Sometimes I forget. JR continues on his killing spree of awesome.
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the audio files are up on
http://www.chrisnieratko.com/
site doesnt work with Safari for some reason.
Are you going to stock Selfish decks?
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Chris, your site isn't working.
audio versions of the interview on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMxOvIB_YOo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqc-S6ZKCgc&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9rKkRLe9O4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tVxZMpVJr0&feature=related