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[theSketchLord]

If you could organize an illegal no holds barred/anything goes back alley fight between two pro's who would it be and what do you think the outcome would be?

Bonus for a interesting scenario (handcuffed together with a Stanley knife superglued to their free hand).

[Murge]

Nyjah and David Loy. Box cutters taped to their hands both dosed with rufies. But just enough to slow them down and make them groggy not pass out. Slow motion fight to the death

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Steve Berra vrs eric koston.

Whomever wins has to do a frontside flip first try or the get shot by 12 gauge bird shot from 30 yards until death.

[Prostate Exam]

Duane Peters versus Duane Peters
Throw in a bag of H for extra thrill

[cky enthusiast]

jake snelling vs andy roy

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

OG Mike V vs. Prawn Powers

[pizzafliptofakie]

Carroll and MJ

[Mongoloid]

Pine vs Jaws wearing thongs while only armed with ping pong paddles.

I think Jaws wins this handily, or at least dominates the majority of the bout. Pine would try to exploit Jaw’s inward bent knees by keeping the attack low and to the outside with quick successive paddle jabs. The fight would be a visual atrocity in every sense conceivable sense. Lots of pale white spindly emancipated flailing.

[Christmas Complete]

Jon Dickson vs James Hardy. I like them both, but seems like it'd be a good scrap.

Ben Nordberg vs Dustin Henry, high potential for slap-fight silliness.

[Dirk_Diggler]

Nick Merlino vs Andrew Langi fight to the death. Winner walks away with the other’s laptop.

[DirtyBurger]

Jamie Thomas vs Chad Muska would be interesting, any era.

[duniwayRobber]

jereme rogers vs. j. cassanova

jereme only gets to use his weird safety hands that he exercised while skating and j. has access to a team of those hood-rats from his videos.

[figureitout]

Seriously good thread I’ll likely post in multiple times. There’s already been some great ones and I expect many more to come.

I’ll start with

Biebel Vs. Daryl

Although I don’t believe Biebel is overly tough and is mostly bloated, I believe he’s much tougher than Daryl’s poor ex. Give him a taste of his own medicine. Daryl’s ex and her entire family get boot em’ duty.

[blueskynoise]

Will Marshall vs. Neen Williams. It would just be funny to see these two dudes duke it out

[ok boomer]

Prime Sheffey vs prime Mike V.

Putting all of Bill Gates money on Sheffey

[Larry]

Weckingball and Biebel?

[fredgallSOTY]

Hair metal Greco vs John Shanahan

because it would be the most confusing and entertaining thing to witness.

[Gbeerme]

Primo vs Emmers

Loser gets kicked off the Hamels flow squad.

[consumer]

nora vs lizzie

[euro tm]

richie jackson vs dan plunkett. only filmed fisheye

[TastyBurrito]

Daewon vs Rodney

[Chatbot]

Steve Berra vrs eric koston.

Whomever wins has to do a frontside flip first try or the get shot by 12 gauge bird shot from 30 yards until death.

Holy shit..

[os89]

Foy vs Villani

[sus]

Foy vs Villani

heavyweight class

[sus]

mikey taylor vs. jamal smith

[Mantracker]

T-Funk  vs. Wee-man

Battle of the vertically challenged

[ok boomer]

nora vs lizzie

Winner receives the color purple

[Paperclip20]

mikey taylor vs. jamal smith

Jamal would put his arms out and spin on him. Easy win for Jamal

Riley Hawk VS Tony Hawk

[Uh Oh]

Who's a good candidate to step to Bam in the pit?

[Shuh]

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mikey taylor vs. jamal smith

[close]

Jamal would put his arms out and spin on him. Easy win for Jamal

Riley Hawk VS Tony Hawk

Riley: you where seppose to bring balance to the core brands! Not join the corpo
Tony: you underestimate the power corpo money!