Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?

[feedmeseymour]

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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.

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Jokes on you, you’re married.

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Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?

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Maybe learn how to read jokes, this thread is full of them dipshit.

Shalom.

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Was that a joke in response to my joke responding to your initial joke?  Help me out here.

So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.

[landedprimo]

So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.

Nah, I'm just not going to argue with some idiot over the existence of my wife. Believe what you will.

[SodaJerk]

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So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.

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Nah, I'm just not going to argue with some idiot over the existence of my wife. Believe what you will.

Post a wife fuccboi

[feedmeseymour]

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So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.

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Nah, I'm just not going to argue with some idiot over the existence of my wife. Believe what you will.

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Post a wife fuccboi

shalom

[fang]

If you jerk of into a girls stance sock, will she get pregnant?

[tedkootz]

nike dry fit socks wick that cum away no problem!

[Trickflip]

[silhouette]

If you jerk of into a girls stance sock, will she get pregnant?

Yes, but you need to pick the right sock in order not to engender a mongo pusher. Little did you know, that's how all skateboarders are engendered (explaining why people look down on them as waste) and the choice of the sock determines whether they are goofy or regular. The McClungs were conceived just before laundry day.

[Raspberries]

I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

[Jacob Gary]

I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?

[rapscallion]

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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?

It's 2019 and you still don't know that avoiding masturbation turns you into a heroic giga-Chad.
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?

[papo]

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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?

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It's 2019 and you still don't know that avoiding masturbation turns you into a heroic giga-Chad.
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?

Beat me to it (no pun)

[fang]

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If you jerk of into a girls stance sock, will she get pregnant?

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Yes, but you need to pick the right sock in order not to engender a mongo pusher. Little did you know, that's how all skateboarders are engendered (explaining why people look down on them as waste) and the choice of the sock determines whether they are goofy or regular. The McClungs were conceived just before laundry day.

I believe this

[Francis Xavier]

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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?

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It's 2019 and you still don't know that avoiding masturbation turns you into a heroic giga-Chad.
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?

[close]

Beat me to it (no pun)

It means he has a sex doll he fucks, and when she is drying of after a cleaning he has wet dreams about her and one of the best female skaters ever. Also,he's possibly a elder health teacher,because he calls his wet dreams nocturnal emissions

[Jacob Gary]

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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?

[close]

It's 2019 and you still don't know that avoiding masturbation turns you into a heroic giga-Chad.
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?

[close]

Beat me to it (no pun)

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It means he has a sex doll he fucks, and when she is drying of after a cleaning he has wet dreams about her and one of the best female skaters ever. Also,he's possibly a elder health teacher,because he calls his wet dreams nocturnal emissions

Beautiful, thank you.

[Raspberries]

I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn

Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?

[jakeumms]

heroic giga-Chad

[Baron Samedi]

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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?

i think his jizz has built up and gone bad thus poisoning all the mucous membranes in his body including the brain. he's experiencing a bad case of jizz brain and if he doesn't bust soon he's probably going to die. i know this because i'm a chronic masturbator and it's never happened to me

[formula420]

nike dry fit socks wick that cum away no problem!

Fuck Nike

[Raspberries]

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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn

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Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?

Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.

[no life]

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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn

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Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?

[close]

Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.

focus

[Corky Thatcher]

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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn

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Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?

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Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.

I don't want to be mean, but this post screams "I've never felt the touch of a woman and I might be gay, but I'll never know because I lack the confidence to approach another human being in a meaningful way, so I'll just project my frustrations on a random message board in a lazy attempt to make myself feel better".

[FROTHY]

I know nobody asked, but I've never wiped my ass with a cum sock, not even a Stance sock.

[L33Tg33k]

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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn

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Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?

[close]

Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.

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I don't want to be mean, but this post screams "I've never felt the touch of a woman and I might be gay, but I'll never know because I lack the confidence to approach another human being in a meaningful way, so I'll just project my frustrations on a random message board in a lazy attempt to make myself feel better".

I find this personally insulting.

[gaseous clay]

[Highonangeldust]

I’d jack off into Erica Yary’s sock. Just sayin’.

[fang]

Dem sox

[feedmeseymour]

Dem sox

dat hairline

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Dem sox

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dat hairline

Her hairstylist must be named Moses