all the lennie kirk stories from kalis' epicly latrd
mainly the story of how lennie kirk got deep into religion
if you didn't see it-
lennie got run over by a pacific bell truck one day skating in sf
board broke and the tires went all the way across his chest w/ multiple witnesses
he got up without a scratch
then the next day he's skating through traffic/running red lights and a taxi driver yells at him "DONT YOU SEE THE LIGHT"
boom
religious fanatic
i also like the one fred gall tells where fred is chillin outside a laundromat waiting for his clothes in a scummy part of jersey when lennie rolls up on a bike and starts mean mugging some thug walking by. the thug goes, "what the fuck are you lookin at" whereby lennie decides it's a good idea to say "why dont you go home and get your gun and shoot me then??"
the dude returns dusted out on a bike with a metal pipe and starts swinging at freddy and lennie, eventually lennie gets his arm broken and gets away while fred and some other dude lead the dusted out thug dude to the top of a gnarly hill and bomb it, losing the thug guy behind