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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Nag Champa on February 09, 2018, 04:00:07 PM
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When can I add and deduct points from people? 1,000 posts?? 5,000 posts? What is Temp Gnar? Why is the Gip so wound up?
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"All this and more after a quick commercial break!" 📺
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The more you complain about the current state and politics of skateboarding, the faster you will become a pal.
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
few days
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
Like nine years
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
I bought 300 posts from an Estonian “collective” through the dark web
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send me 20 bucks you can have my account I'm serious
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I can totally change people's number-point things I swear
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Send nudes and I'll hook you up.
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by "20 bucks" I also meant nudes.
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back in the day there was no rep points. a gnar gave u +1 posts and a kook took a post away
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go to the help section dick
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(https://i.imgur.com/fjJf7cO.png)
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fred ball
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fred ball
legend!
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
Like nine years
At the rate im going that's how long it will take me haha
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Send nudes and I'll hook you up.
I can't find the dirtP thread.
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make fun of skaters with kickstarters to fund their skating but foster a spirit of charitable giving by unquestioningly supporting the swoosh so poor, starving skateboard professionals can "put food on their tables." do that for long enough and kiss enough ass of the cool guy clique here and you will be granted pal status in no time.
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Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall
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Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall
Them's fightin words!
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SLAP doesn't work, it's what you do when you're at work.
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GANG!
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Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall
GET OUT
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Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall
Look his mangina in the eye and all will be revealed.
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Temp Gnar is part of an underground sex ring funded by David Geffen and Huma Abedin
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Fred Gall. Of. Krooked. Spanly.
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
About 10 years
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don't register and lurk for 10 years but never post anything like i did.
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Temp Gnar is part of an underground sex ring funded by David Geffen and Huma Abedin
You are so fucking reported mister.
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Fred Gall. Of. Krooked. Spanly.
100% accurate.
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GANG!
Help me - What does this mean?
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Help me - What does this mean?
Go for a nice long skate somewhere,and while your hair is being swept away in the wind after you snap a few ollies, and maybe a kickflip up a curb...look inside yourself-- the answer is right there.
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Help me - What does this mean?
Go for a nice long skate somewhere,and while your hair is being swept away in the wind after you snap a few ollies, and maybe a kickflip up a curb...look inside yourself-- the answer is right there.
GANG!
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GaNG GaNG
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the slap experience
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lQHga-fQCk
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Roger, I mean Bubblegum-Tate make the 9club thread on Monday’s...
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SLAP doesn't work, it's what you do when you're at work.
Truth.
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legend!
Blessings and gnars to both of you.
Dirts win.
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ow
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Slap only works if you suck enough dick to make it in to temp gnar at 1000 posts. They'll judge the fuck out of you in there before hand though and then "welcome you to the club" with a congratulatory hand job. From then on you can flex your e-peen with all the gnars and kooks you want (1 a day per user) and sleep fucking well at night knowing you did god's work.
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Just don't post colin reed videos in there though, he's a genius, and his work is way more important than other videographers.
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you say that like it's a bad thing
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See, they even kook obvious troll accounts. FEELS GOOD.
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you say that like it's a bad thing
Did I? There were some positives in there I thought.
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Poosy do you hate Bobby too?
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Poosy do you hate Bobby too?
I don't hate bobby. I think he's a dork with a power trip, and I kind of feel bad for him. I hate the hypocrisy though. He's like a shitty security guard in a prius with lights on top, flexing his guard card.
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Haha I knew it was you Dwarf! You bitter fuck.
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free gnars for everyone in this thread. you're welcome
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Haha I knew it was you Dwarf! You bitter fuck.
I'm not bitter, maybe a little petty, but this shit it hilarious. Trying so hard to hold on to the sanctity of this shit board, fuck those guys lol. "I'm gonna ban you!" Right, it's really working...
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yet you still keep coming back.
you must hold some value to it.
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yet you still keep coming back.
you must hold some value to it.
I blew out both of my ankles in the last two years. I still skate.
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:-*
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Slap only works if you suck enough dick to make it in to temp gnar at 1000 posts. They'll judge the fuck out of you in there before hand though and then "welcome you to the club" with a congratulatory hand job. From then on you can flex your e-peen with all the gnars and kooks you want (1 a day per user) and sleep fucking well at night knowing you did god's work.
gack gack gack gack...