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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: TheDingus on December 02, 2022, 09:35:55 AM
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https://theberrics.com/cody-mcentire-introduces-snake-farm-skateboards
I know it’s berriumas but it’s too funny not to share
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snake farm
state farm
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2 company releases in one day?!
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This'll probably blow up in TX.
For all C Mac's faults, I sure wish I had his backside flips.
I've always wanted to bone them out and catch them with the side of my back foot.
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This popped up on my youtube about an hour ago. Curiosity got the best of me and I had to click on it. It's pretty embarrassing. Just another board company that will be defunct by this time next year.
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Graphics are a mashup of Zero and Doomsayers.
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"The wait is over"
Oh thank god! The anticipation was killing me!
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Patiently awaiting a toothpick/snake board. Won't cop
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its crazy because theres a guy in every skatepark not in a major city who fits the demographic to buy one of these. Hopefully they make a 7.5 and call it the toothpick.
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(http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000200575188-o52ar6-t500x500.jpg)
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That movie "Snakes on a Farm" is so good though
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Just sounds nasty.
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Bro what did I just click on
Who? What?
…When? Where? Why? How?
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This is what we live for
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I was indifferent to Cody even with all the corny Texas stuff until I noticed he has a confederate flag tattoo. So yeah lame
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its crazy because theres a guy in every skatepark not in a major city who fits the demographic to buy one of these. Hopefully they make a 7.5 and call it the toothpick.
I can see some Jagger-esque right winger dude being into it for its Don't tread on me adjacent vibes
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I’m so glad I watched this. This was the most insane shit I’ve ever seen. I absolutely loved it. I will watch this multiple times. Honestly I may have this on repeat for the rest of my life. I saw the car revving up and him standing and the top of a ramp while the music is playing and I’m just knowing he’s going to nollie big spin off this ramp while this car drifts in pure anticipation and it did not let me down. So fucking silly. This rules. Good luck to the man.
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"The wait is over"
Oh thank god! The anticipation was killing me!
I wasn’t even aware I had been waiting.
Looking forward to waiting until forever before I cop one of these lazy/low effort jawns.
Good for him, though.
Also, THIS was spot on.
Hopefully they make a 7.5 and call it the toothpick.
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Graphics are a mashup of Zero and Doomsayers.
Cobra Man x Doomsayers
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This is soooo corny.
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hahaha this quote from his page is amazing.
"Cody-In his own words:
Cody McEntire was conceived at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert during the guitar solo of free bird in 1987."
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Snake Junt!
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I like how the berries has those clickbait ads at the bottom of the page. Moneys gotta be tight over there.
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And he is doing really a nollie big spin.
He like to fulfill the stereotyp.
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Snake Junt!
2023 trend watch for worst collab after whatever primitive x ________ ends up being.
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This is what we live for
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I was indifferent to Cody even with all the corny Texas stuff until I noticed he has a confederate flag tattoo. So yeah lame
I’m sure you can count on a Gadsden flag graphic in the first drop.
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it's insane the talent to appeal ratio this dude has
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Cocaine bear
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Cocaine bear
You can't throw a rock in the Castro without hitting one of these.
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At least video legend John Danielson filmed this. Only redeeming quality of this entire weird right wing bullshit company.
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Eagerly awaiting the controversy surrounding whether or not Cody McEverything actually cleared the car, or if he drifted a little (pun?) and cut across the corner.
Looked a little sus to me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_8r7WG3g4
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Eagerly awaiting the controversy surrounding whether or not Cody McEverything actually cleared the car, or if he drifted a little (pun?) and cut across the corner.
Looked a little sus to me.
there won’t be no controversy because nobody cares
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i didn't see the graphics yet but hearing that it's Cody Mac and a brand themed after snakes, i immediately assumed the first graphic would be something like this
(https://i.imgur.com/4d1tSsB.jpg)
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that was some hill billy dog shit
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Just sounds nasty.
Pretty much is.
Ray Wylie needs to hit these no talent ass clowns with a cease and desist.
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ABD?
https://www.awsfzoo.com/product/classic-snake-farm-tee-black/
Just sounds nasty.
https://youtu.be/89VR_lZehw4
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Sure to succeed
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I must admit. I made fun of it without watching the video.
I just watched the video and… oh wow. When that young man nollie bigspinned off that matte black kicker in the general direction of that automobile to that outlaw country soundtrack, I did not feel some type of way
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https://youtu.be/uWnPDY_rTuw
https://youtu.be/Re3MIrFE7ow
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i didn't see the graphics yet but hearing that it's Cody Mac and a brand themed after snakes, i immediately assumed the first graphic would be something like this
(https://i.imgur.com/4d1tSsB.jpg)
Already done kinda?
https://enjoico.com/collections/decks/products/enjoi-dont-shred-board-r7-skateboard-deck?variant=36003921658023
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A cornball stunt to unveil an unnecessary skateboard company. I don't know what else to say...
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my only cody mcentire encounter in real life was with him having really bad skatepark etiquette at my busy local
as if id support this kooky conservative ass
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Was waiting for ToothPick Skateboards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts-nfw-GWcA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts-nfw-GWcA)
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i didn't see the graphics yet but hearing that it's Cody Mac and a brand themed after snakes, i immediately assumed the first graphic would be something like this
(https://i.imgur.com/4d1tSsB.jpg)
Already done kinda?
https://enjoico.com/collections/decks/products/enjoi-dont-shred-board-r7-skateboard-deck?variant=36003921658023
Kind of unneeded graphic. I can't imagine a single person putting a foot on a Cody mac board
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This brand has been around for well over a year. They put out a baphomet deck, and I decided I didn't need that kind of evil under my feet while risking my life.
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I thought this was a thread about sidepipes. I am severely disappointed.
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Ive said this many times, but it sure must suck to dedicate yourself fully to something, be insanely good at it, but nobody gives a fuck.
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ABD?
https://www.awsfzoo.com/product/classic-snake-farm-tee-black/
https://youtu.be/89VR_lZehw4
Gravette used Snake Farm for a Creature part in 2018.
https://youtu.be/NBOXcTuuDK4
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Ive said this many times, but it sure must suck to dedicate yourself fully to something, be insanely good at it, but nobody gives a fuck.
It seems like those type of pros just don’t care about the fact that personality plays a big part in likability
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Will Julia be on it?
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Wait you guys aren't into Texas, country music, fake spots, toothpicks and drifting jock cars?
Gifted H should analyse this, the car was WAY past the launch ramp several times.
Backside flip, I agree, was clean though.
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Borra had a great backside flip, but that ain’t changing anyone’s opinion.
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Wasn’t this company started by ex special ops guys that skate?
I’ll pass. Ever special ops dude I’ve worked with was too cool for school.
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(https://i.imgur.com/manIVQS.png)
searching hard for the toothpick on the ground
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Why is he trying to hide the kicker ramp from these angles? I didn’t even notice it on my first watch until I read about it on here. You can tell they tried to blend it in with the shadows
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Yeah there’s actually unfortunately a pretty big market for something like this. He’s not going to be a millionaire but I wouldn’t be surprised if these boards pop up being ridden by the 14 year old named Jaxxon wearing metal mulisha and fox gear doing pop shove tail grabs off the side of a plastic kicker in a Walmart parking lot in Missouri demographic
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Borra had a great backside flip, but that ain’t changing anyone’s opinion.
Well it did until he opened his mouth.
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how can you introduce a company that's been around for years already?
The original owner, or someone closely affiliated with the brand, came to my hometown like 2 years ago and gave a bunch of boards out. I somehow managed to skate one of these boards, and it was surprisingly good. One of the better boards I've ridden. Big shovel nose, crispy wood, balanced concave. I was legitimately impressed.
Dunno how Cody Mac got involved and I'm also not going to read whatever they put out. Either way, the board wasnt bad.
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I remember being so so hyped on his Digital Smoke and Mirrors part. I never thought I'd be this bummed on everything he does.
Also, I wasn't sure how one's career could be worse than being contemporary Blind, but he pulled it off.
(https://i.ibb.co/XCnNT7y/Screen-Shot-2022-12-03-at-6-42-43-PM.png)
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https://youtu.be/Re3MIrFE7ow
Had a good chuckle from this.
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Cocaine bear
Snake farm
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Hi I'm Jake from Snake Farm
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Julia has a really really sexy ass
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Snake farm
Are we doing a vs here? Cause ill bet cocaine bear makes more in the short run. Shit maybe in the long run as well.
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i didn't see the graphics yet but hearing that it's Cody Mac and a brand themed after snakes, i immediately assumed the first graphic would be something like this
(https://i.imgur.com/4d1tSsB.jpg)
Already done kinda?
https://enjoico.com/collections/decks/products/enjoi-dont-shred-board-r7-skateboard-deck?variant=36003921658023
I get it. bad joke i guess? Just looked similar.
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https://youtu.be/uWnPDY_rTuw
One of the greatest tracks of all time. Peak Wu peak RZA peak ODB.
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(https://i.imgur.com/manIVQS.png)
searching hard for the toothpick on the ground
I'm putting the subject back on top with this question that some may not be able to answer me, but don't you have the impression that it is no longer riding 7.75 on this photo ?
It looks like 8.00 (And on the snake farm site, there is no board below 8.00 .. Coincidence ?)
Trucks look narrower than board. He prob just setup whatever they had for a photo
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(https://i.ibb.co/LndZP8d/15-D6-E143-6-A27-4-E07-8-F5-C-B0-F8-BACF4574.gif) (https://ibb.co/Bq2CPt2)
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I was never clear if’n it was the snake or the mouse wearing the sailor hat. Anybody know Ray willing to ask?
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Local dude Ben walters is on so I hope he finally gets his name on a board.
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Their stickers say, "No Soft Snakes" and "Hard Snakes Can't Lose"
is this about boners?
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1938/7363/products/SnakeFarmStickers-Bundle_900x.jpg?v=1675705834)
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I really don't see how it could be about anything else.
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(https://s.hdnux.com/photos/22/14/10/4768304/10/rawImage.jpg)
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There's a saying, "A liberal in Texas is a conservative in New York." And I think this applies to the homie. I wouldn't put him in the racist conservative camp. Then again, I'm a mutual friend of his and have a lot of connections to the dude. I'm brown and always found him to be sweet and respectful. Gadsen flag really isn't racist (conservative flag is. But if you have documented family who fought for them, you get a hard look but a pass from me). Conservative down here is like Alex Jones loving, Trump Flag Waiving, border wall supporting type stuff. He doesn't really pass as conservative in Texas in comparison to the gen pop. Even liberal grandmas in this state have guns and are subscribed to NRA.
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There's a saying, "A liberal in Texas is a conservative in New York." And I think this applies to the homie. I wouldn't put him in the racist conservative camp. Then again, I'm a mutual friend of his and have a lot of connections to the dude. I'm brown and always found him to be sweet and respectful. Gadsen flag really isn't racist (conservative flag is. But if you have documented family who fought for them, you get a hard look but a pass from me). Conservative down here is like Alex Jones loving, Trump Flag Waiving, border wall supporting type stuff. He doesn't really pass as conservative in Texas in comparison to the gen pop. Even liberal grandmas in this state have guns and are subscribed to NRA.
Kinda strange to revive this thread and share that. I was fine forgetting that this dude and his wack brand existed.
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Snakes smell like shit
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Snakes smell like shit
So disgusting. I read your comment and that smell just hit me via memory.
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a skull and a snake on a skateboard
now where have I seen that before?…